The Night Hag‪s‬ The Night Hags

The second part of our Best of 2020 is a conversation about Anything For Jackson and Scare Me, a mini-review of A Quiet Place 2, attending the premiere, Playing chicken with Hallmark Christmas Movies, the Pony Sitters Club, opinions on camping vs vacations, Troll 2, talking to cab drivers, werewolves, and more!



Anything For Jackson for Five Words (or less):Michelle: don’t skimp on translation, satanistsMeg: Ian is my younger brother



Scare Me in Five Words (or less):Michelle: Werewolves have guns, get revengeMeg: Congratulations Josh Rubin, five stars




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Meg and Michelle take a break from the best of 2020 to talk about My Bloody Valentine (1981) and My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009), but without actually having 3D glasses to watch the movie, Maris from Frasier, #MineLife, dirty water dogs, Halloween 3, 4D movies, the Harry Potter ride, and Class Action Park.



My Bloody Valentine in Five Words (or less)Meg - Listen to papa barkeepMichelle - Death by hot dog water



My Bloody Valentine 3D in Five Words (or less)Meg - Hashtag Small Time Line LifeMichelle - Terrible Move, Excellent Gore




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Meg and Michelle are back from their January break to talk about their picks for the best horror movies of 2020: Impetigore and Host.



Impetigore in Five Words (or less):Michelle: Never trust a puppeteer.Meg: How come everyone is pregnant?



Host in Five words (of less):Michelle: Still better than most ZoomsMeg: Turn up the volume




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After a refreshing break, The Night Hags are back on February 5 with the first of a two part episode dedicated to the best of 2020.

Meg and Michelle talk about two New Year's Eve(ish) movies, New Year's Evil and Terror Train, Peter Frampton's Talk Box, children in accidents on escalators, Beans the Cat, Crystal Pepsi, does David Copperfield look like Michelle?, glow in the dark stars on the ceiling, and more.



New Year's Evil in five words (or less):Michelle: Drop a lude and relaxMeg: Clear Pepsi Leonardo DiCaprio 



Terror Train in five words (or less):Michelle: Murder on the fraternity expressMeg: A mystical blousey hootenanny




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This week, Meg and Michelle talk about Christmas movies Christmas Evil (1980) and Better Watch Out (2017), which were both originally named Better Watch Out, Fiona Apple’s Dad, the mythos of the white van, good murder disguises on Christmas, NORAD tracks Santa, TV yule logs, how they’ll never go to Australia, spiders as pets, quarantine for indoor kids, and Christmas wisdom.



Christmas Evil in Five Words (or less):Michelle: Christmas camp murder masterpieceMeg: lols WTF Santa and mom!?



Better Watch Out in Five Words (or less):Michelle: I want 90 minutes backMeg: Better Watch Out is fine




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