The Night Hags The Night Hags

This week we watched Fright Night (2011) and It: Chapter One (2017). We also talk about depictions of feminism in misogyny, Michelle’s budding love for Colin Farrell, why Meg’s notes make no sense for this movie, love for Toni Collette, love for Anton Yelchin, love for Marti Noxon and her support for the Buffy cast’s allegations, love for Bill Skarsgard, Meg’s Pennywide Halloween costume, the story behind the Pennywise costume, how It was stuck in development hell, the terror of naked ghosts, why you should never talk bad about librarians, the premiere of Pet Semetery, and more.



Fright Night in Five Words (or Less):Meg: I wuz drunk, o fuckMichelle: Peak sleaze ball Colin Farrell



It: Chapter One in Five Words (or Less):Michelle: floats better than chapter twoMeg: I loved being Pennywise

This week we watched Nightmare Beach (1988) and Humanoids from the Deep (1980) and talk about Michelle’s stories from Spring Break/Bike Week in Daytona, Meg’s bummer Spring Break, a Zombeaver diversion, the Roger Corman rant, #ReleaseThePeetersCut, and more



Nightmare Beach in Five Words (or Less):Meg: Hashtag FloridaMichelle: A bunch of electrocuted dummies



Humanoids from the Deep in Five words (or Less):Meg: Rape and Puppets 'R UsMichelle: F**k Corman, Justice for Peeters




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An Easter special! This week we watch Dawn of the Dead (2004) and Zombie 2 (1979) and talk about the origin of zombie movies, the mall, do zombies exist in zombie movies, zombobabies, “would you rather” with zombie scenarios, and more



Dawn of the Dead in Five Words (or Less):Meg: Running zombies for the winMichelle: The one at the mall



Zombi 2 in Five Words (or Less):Meg: White guy explains voodooMichelle: Glorious gory garbage

This week we watched Possessor and The Wolf of Snow Hollow, a listener request from Greg Greene! In addition to this week’s movies we talk about Jose Delgado’s experiments, a weird dream of Meg’s, things white directors say, what to do if your g******s change, little brothers and bugs, more love for Josh Ruben, the reason you can’t just “rip out a vagina,” The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, when Meg and Michelle were Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar, the Gilmore Girls, Robert Forster, and more!



Possessor in Five Words (or less):Michelle: starring my favorite melting headsMeg: Wild ride, brutal scenes.



The Wolf of Snow Hollow in Five Words (or Less):Meg: It’s not you, it’s meMichelle: Angry Gilmore Girls, with werewolf




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This week we talk about The Cleansing Hour and The Sentinel along with a new name for a man bun, wearing light contacts with dark eyes, the weird similarities to Wonder Woman 1984 and Truth or Dare, a brief discussion of boolean operators, where the yuppies (and ghosts) are, cats in party hats, naked old ghosts, the black mark on Beverly D'Angelo’s resume,  Scarlett Johansson, and more.




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It's a special St. Patrick's Day episode! Today we talked about Leprechaun and Leprechaun 2, how Meg can’t commit murder anymore, a history of the Leprechaun oeuvre, Finding Your Roots, Friends, eating coins (and pooping them out?), how to pretend you have a fever, diners on Long Island, doing the assigned homework, Marilyn Manson, and more!




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