263 episodes
The Unwritable Rant Juliette Miranda
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- Society & Culture
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4.9 • 113 Ratings
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Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.
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Dressing room dry humps, mounting a work of art, and glorious expectations
Juliette considers the size of her liver, meets a work of art, holds a bear hostage, makes out in a state of grace, waits out a relationship, chooses her own call girl adventure, sits in her own nightmare, and considers a savior. Be sure to check out Juliette’s new cooking podcast, That One Thing. Every episode she features one ingredient and recipe to elevate your everyday cooking.
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Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette debates voodoo, takes a shine to slots, leaves a trail of bloody footprints, loathes a pedestrian mall, contemplates bribery, refuses to reschedule, battles swampy muck and metal barricades, discovers pothole hell, finds pink-tinted salvation, and appreciates things that are not easy.
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Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee and Kafka, stops flushing drugs, appreciates the annoyed side of Honey, hightails it to a crematorium, and walks away a monster.
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Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder
In this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, discovers a belfry, risks a felony, underestimates the importance of satsumas, flees a wonderland caterpillar, and slightly revises her suspect life advice.
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Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement
Juliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a lap dance. All new bourbon-soaked stories will resume in January 2022
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A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette refuses to trust a Mississippi disaster, dodges a blade, takes to the road with the Alley Cats, rides in full of glory, makes desperate calls, raises awareness, gets funky and foul, visits a town where nobody wins, rages over a word, chooses between two rock and roll relationships, and find her way out of logger land.
Customer Reviews
So amazing!
Juliette's stories are always so amazing. I love tuning in and hearing what kind of wild shenanigans she has gotten into, especially when they put David in some kind of peril. Much love to you both, you're two of the greatest people I've ever met through this medium of podcasting.
Only podcast I listen to 1x speed 😊
On my second time all the way through past episodes - I want more! I know you take time to carefully plan & edit these but it’s totally worth it!!
Juliette [On The] Rocks!
Very proud of that pun. Just found this podcast, love the New Orleans love in the last ep!