261 episodes

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.

The Unwritable Rant Juliette Miranda

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.9 • 113 Ratings

Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautious life with "her guy," Juliette knocks back 30 minutes of relatable, revealing, and comically real stories. She occasionally invites top comedians, actors, and musicians to join her and share their own stories about life and more. Every episode is paired with a short bourbon review, because all good stories should come with a side of booze.

    Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong

    Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee and Kafka, stops flushing drugs, appreciates the annoyed side of Honey, hightails it to a crematorium, and walks away a monster.
     

    • 26 min
    Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder

    Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder

    In this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, discovers a belfry, risks a felony, underestimates the importance of satsumas, flees a wonderland caterpillar, and slightly revises her suspect life advice.

    • 25 min
    Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement

    Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement

    Juliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a lap dance. All new bourbon-soaked stories will resume in January 2022

    • 28 min
    A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships

    A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette refuses to trust a Mississippi disaster, dodges a blade, takes to the road with the Alley Cats, rides in full of glory, makes desperate calls, raises awareness, gets funky and foul, visits a town where nobody wins, rages over a word, chooses between two rock and roll relationships, and find her way out of logger land.

    • 29 min
    Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure

    Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette encounters a dirty thug in a pink shell, questions a midsummer argument, runs hot with Daisy, visits dead land, hunts down boys and ghosts, flees a troop of handsy locals, meets a disturbing figure, desperately needs a key, and decides to look back.
     

    • 29 min
    The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics

    The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics

    On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette meets spirit animal Edmund, questions wonky streets, is unwelcome at a crawfish boil, dodges carcasses, appreciates a scoundrel, follows the road to hell, discovers a strange hotel, learns how to finesse a lock, volunteers a piano man, and takes her sweet time leaving.
     
     

    • 22 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
113 Ratings

113 Ratings

Nick Haskins ,

So amazing!

Juliette's stories are always so amazing. I love tuning in and hearing what kind of wild shenanigans she has gotten into, especially when they put David in some kind of peril. Much love to you both, you're two of the greatest people I've ever met through this medium of podcasting.

👉👉👍👈👈 ,

Only podcast I listen to 1x speed 😊

On my second time all the way through past episodes - I want more! I know you take time to carefully plan & edit these but it’s totally worth it!!

Philly2008 ,

Juliette [On The] Rocks!

Very proud of that pun. Just found this podcast, love the New Orleans love in the last ep!

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