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The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle Blackbird Crow Raven
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In this podiobook: In 'The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle' (book II of a trilogy, and the first one recorded), Warble Poundcake McGorkle and his entourage (wife, employees, a sales team, and a canine) travel back in time to revise history.Their meddling in events during American Revolutionary War Times, at Custer's Last Stand, the Alamo, Woodstock, and many other pivotal events--as well as a detour to 1st Century Jerusalem to kidnap Jesus (or Judas)--leads to catastrophic consequences for those living in modern times. Among the things Warble and his gang perpetrate are:1. Banishing George Washington to England for inventing the peanut (and thus being responsible for 'Peanut Envy')2. 'Helping out' at the Alamo, so that it's the Mexicans who ultimately get 'saddled' with Texas3. Originating Pre-emptive Strikes (umpires calling strikes before the ball is thrown)4. Changing song lyrics at Woodstock to influence the politics and modify the personalities of the concert-goers These are just a few of the outrageous shenanigans that culminate in a climactic scene as the protagonists return to the present and see what their changes have wrought.
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Chapter the Last (61) - The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle
-In this episode: Comfy Stolen, Arodnap salesman, prevents Mary from destroying the Arodnap. Leaving the way open for a sequel (the third installment of the "Warble McGorkle trilogy"), Mary persuades Warble to this time go forward, not backward, in time.
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Chapter 60 - The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle
-In this episode: After Warble is handcuffed, he sends Mary a "Morse code message" (by winking with his eyes), and she dashes to the Arodnap to "undo" all the mischief they have perpetrated, in order to get Warble out of his fix. After successfully
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Chapter 59 - The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle
-In this episode: Warble and his troupe arrive back home, only to see that the world has changed drastically. Warble sees no problem, but his wife is devastated on seeing the way the environment has suffered from Warble's meddlings. Then, a pair of police officers app
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Chapter 58 - The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle
-In this episode: The end results of Warble's fooling around at Woodstock are summarized, and he then reluctantly agrees to return to the group's point of departure: Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, in 2009.
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Chapter 57 - The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle
-In this episode: Warble talks about Polled Herefords (who determined the course of commerce) and goes into a related Rumsfield-esque explanation about donuts. Warble then gets the musicians to play "hawkish" music, encouraging all to give up the peace movem
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Chapter 56 - The Zany Time Travels of Warble McGorkle
-In this episode: Warble takes his employees, wife, and Arodnap salesman and mechanic along to Woodstock in 1969. Warble waxes poetic about violence, propoganda, and "superliminal" messages.