22 episodes

Facebook sensation, Useless AFL Stats is all about having a laugh while taking a deep dive into the most useless AFL stats you'll ever need to know. Hosted by Jack Steele fanboy Mitchell Stevens, UAS Creator Aaron Delaporte and stat guru Liam Crowhurst. 

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Facebook sensation, Useless AFL Stats is all about having a laugh while taking a deep dive into the most useless AFL stats you'll ever need to know. Hosted by Jack Steele fanboy Mitchell Stevens, UAS Creator Aaron Delaporte and stat guru Liam Crowhurst. 

    #21 - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!

    #21 - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!

    Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including:
    - Jersey Numbers and goals = 69
    - Geelong's Headband Bandits
    - Zucchini's are Fruits? 
    - Most disposals without a goal
    - Freo Supporters 
    - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!

    • 39 min
    #20 - Sir Harley Reid, Square Roots, Hyphenated Mania

    #20 - Sir Harley Reid, Square Roots, Hyphenated Mania

    In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss
    - Goal Umpires Conspiracy
    - Liams Devastating News
    - How badly North Sucks
    - Hawkins and Cameron Goalless 
    - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses
    - Worst Hawks of all time
    -  Lowest and highest squared scores
    - Basically a whole bunch of Useless Stats

    • 42 min
    #19 ft. Ben Waterworth - Fox Sports Producer and Journalist

    #19 ft. Ben Waterworth - Fox Sports Producer and Journalist

    Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media:
    - Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett?
    - Is Max Laughton a likeable person?
    - Are Cessna's distracting? 
    - How many games did Peter Street play?
    - Commentators Curse
    - Is Bevo a journalist's best friend?

    • 1 hr 6 min
    #18 Gather Round - Adelaide Pretenders, Boak Cut, Freo NOT Robbed

    #18 Gather Round - Adelaide Pretenders, Boak Cut, Freo NOT Robbed

    Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round. 
    - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub
    - Adelaide's XScore
    - Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team
    - April Fools Team?
    - Most Double Number Scores

    • 47 min
    #17 Ft. Nick Kommer - Biggest Don't Argue, Greatest Dreads, Collingwood Choking

    #17 Ft. Nick Kommer - Biggest Don't Argue, Greatest Dreads, Collingwood Choking

    Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch,  Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue. 

    • 41 min
    #16 Ft. Checkers - Choccy Milk Stats, Torp Comps and the most Z's in a Team

    #16 Ft. Checkers - Choccy Milk Stats, Torp Comps and the most Z's in a Team

    Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats about Z's and Double Letters!

    • 47 min

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