We Watched A Porno We Watched A Porno

We boldly go where no nerd has gone before … a woman’s bedroom! Jokes aside, this week Tich and RPJ talk about the 2011 adult parody film that asks the question, “ would you like to the Picard get a blow job?” How many sex scenes on a holodeck can there be? Is this based off a real episode? Who the hell are these characters? Should we have watched the TV show to get this porn?

An ancient cult, as old as man, has gathered once again for one purpose only; to quench and unrelenting thirst for strange sex. Under the full moon, the deviant dance unfolds. The decadent orgy lacks only one thing … a willing human offering! Tich and RPJ dive into the weird world of MOONDANCE. A 2002 film that’s close to 2 hours with a plot that will leave you scratching your head. They question if this is more softcore than hardcore, and why you should always finish the job when shaving your pubic hair!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode talks about sexual harassment/assault and rape. Jill’s life has been reduced to nothing more than an on-call prostitute, charged with taking care of the other girls in the corporation’s illicit harem. But as her secret pen pal relationship with Winston, a mild mannered park ranger with a violent past, grows into something more sexual, Jill begins to realize that with Winston’s help, she may be able to destroy the evil empire holding her hostage. Tich and RPJ trudge into the “corporate” world of sexual assault and ask the question, “who thought it would be a good idea to make an entire porn about sexual assault?”

By the mid 1980s, the era of theatrical hard-core features was winding down. With budget shrinking, directors committed to shooting on film often shows to focus on smaller sets or single location, films, while attempting to include as much star power as they could get. Amber Aroused Comes from the autumn days of the “golden age” of adult cinema. Terry Schaffer ( Amber Lynn ) has gotten a job as a live in made for a sex crazed couple! Determined to serve and satisfy their every need Terry zoom becomes a nonstop, sexual dynamo as friends and neighbours alike are itching to get in on the action. Tich and RPJ sit down to discuss Burt Reynolds look-alikes, falling asleep after blowjobs, the ethics of having sex with a robot, why Ron Jeremy should be punched in the face, Pipe smoking and much more!

Tich and RPJ dive into the problematic world of Vixens of Kung-Fu and deconstruct this bonkers 1975 “film”. Who is Yin? In fact, who is Yang? Odd fighting whilst naked. White folks playing Asian characters. Vaginas that smoke. Content warning for this episode. There is chat about sexual assault and rape.

We sit down to discuss if this film is set in the 80s or 50s, is this the worst reform camp ever? And possibly the worst choice for food used in sex seen … EVER. This 80s adult comedy film is all over the place. Camp councillors always complaining about almost losing their job cause the girls are too sexy, and over the top Italian/mobster dads.