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WHAM: We Have A Movie Long Cat Media
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4.8 • 14 Ratings
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Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really.
From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.
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S1E3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives
It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES!
Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen.
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S1E2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM
Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us).
CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse
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S1E1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory
Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their brand new podcast - WHAM!
First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out.
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Trailer: WHAM!
WHAM: We Have A Movie is the new podcast from Long Cat Media!
Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really.
From the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.
Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Customer Reviews
Love it!
So happy to have Magenta & Bernard back. Turns out, I might be a *tiny* bit addicted to their dynamic. A little sad that the episodes aren’t longer, though …
Hahaha
So funny!!! I laughed so hard I got the hiccups!!! Can’t wait for new episodes ! Love you Madame Magenta and Bernard!!!
Yes!! This is fantastic!
Magenta & Bernard are an amazingly funny duo, and this is exactly the brilliance I expect from them. More, please!!!