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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica Long Cat Media

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    • 4.9 • 125 Ratings

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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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Requires subscription and macOS 11.4 or higher

    S4E4 - Lone Wolf

    S4E4 - Lone Wolf

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    In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:
    It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf.
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    • 25 min
    Our New Show! WHAM: We Have A Movie

    Our New Show! WHAM: We Have A Movie

    Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this.
    Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.
    Head over to WHAM and listen now!
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    • 37 min
    S4E3 - Mr. Baby

    S4E3 - Mr. Baby

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    In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:
    Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place...
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    • 17 min
    S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

    S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

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    Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.
    That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!
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    • 18 min
    S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

    S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

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    Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!
    Are you ready to RAWWWWK?
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    • 20 min
    S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

    S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

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    Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!
    Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.
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    • 8 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
125 Ratings

125 Ratings

alexaswell ,

My Absolute Favorite

I've discovered audio drama podcast within the past year, and this particular feed from Long Cat is the best thing ever! I've binged the whole thing twice through. The new season with "M&B Paranormal Investigators" is hilarious and amazing. I love them so much!!

ssnipes ,

30 minutes in and I’m hooked

Hilarious. I am binging the whole thing and giggling the whole time.

valentinewiggan ,

Love this!

Very funny, clever, and well written. They are both fantastic voice actors and play well off each other. It seems semi-scripted and they stay in character even when they are obviously surprised. Fun to listen to and looking forward to anything else these two are involved in :)

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