106 episodes

Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica Long Cat Media

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    • 4.9 • 125 Ratings

Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

    M&B's Newest Podcast! WHAM

    M&B's Newest Podcast! WHAM

    Just a quick little update from Magenta & Bernard, who are using a very tortured metaphor to tell you that they have a NEW PODCAST!
    It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can subscribe and hear the first episode right now.
    Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.
    Search for WHAM: We Have A Movie wherever you're listening to this! Or by tapping the link above and selecting your favourite podcast app.
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    • 5 min
    S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

    S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

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    Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.
    That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!
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    • 18 min
    S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

    S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

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    Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!
    Are you ready to RAWWWWK?
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    • 20 min
    S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

    S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

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    Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!
    Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.
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    • 8 min
    Letters! Welcome to 2024!

    Letters! Welcome to 2024!

    Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024!
    Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books.
    If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com
    There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next!
    And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link.
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    • 38 min
    Introducing: Desert Skies

    Introducing: Desert Skies

    Magenta and Bernard present the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next.
    Visit the Desert Skies website to subscribe on your podcast player of choice
    Our thanks to Desert Skies for their support!
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    • 29 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
125 Ratings

125 Ratings

alexaswell ,

My Absolute Favorite

I've discovered audio drama podcast within the past year, and this particular feed from Long Cat is the best thing ever! I've binged the whole thing twice through. The new season with "M&B Paranormal Investigators" is hilarious and amazing. I love them so much!!

ssnipes ,

30 minutes in and I’m hooked

Hilarious. I am binging the whole thing and giggling the whole time.

valentinewiggan ,

Love this!

Very funny, clever, and well written. They are both fantastic voice actors and play well off each other. It seems semi-scripted and they stay in character even when they are obviously surprised. Fun to listen to and looking forward to anything else these two are involved in :)

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