12 episodes

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.

You Don't Look Like Your Picture KW Simpson

    • Technology
    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.

    Episode 9: Porno Clowns

    Episode 9: Porno Clowns

    Why are there so many tentacles?

    • 56 min
    Episode 8: Masterscatting

    Episode 8: Masterscatting

    It's time to talk about that scap ba doop ba deep ba doo waaa.

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Episode 7: STDs

    Episode 7: STDs

    Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn.
    Tell me why my pee always burns.

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Episode 6: Stereotypes

    Episode 6: Stereotypes

    What category are you?
    How does being different from the norm affect your dating life?
    Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing?
    KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.

    • 1 hr 50 min
    Episode 5: Stalking

    Episode 5: Stalking

    Shilo has joined the circus, "cyber crime" is the new "cellar door" of the English language, technology is scary, and Thomas Edison was a witch.
    KW and Holly get serious about a scary topic in online dating and dating in general: Stalking.

    • 1 hr 41 min
    New Years New Tears

    New Years New Tears

    One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop.
    It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it.
    But we walk away with a valuable lesson:
    Yakety Sax goes with everything.

    • 1 hr 53 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

NeckDownPhoto ,

A Case Study in Online Dating Except Entertaining

Shiloh and KW really know how to take an taboo topic and shove it in your face and remove the awkward. I’ve been a listener the whole series and will remain one. You may not be licensed but the help and advice I’ve gleaned has been priceless. Thank you.

Pod'sNotDead ,

Refreshing and sex-positive!

This is funny & interesting! LOVE the stories!

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