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Let’s review: there’s no good art and it’s a red flag for adults to have a favorite band. Naturally, most of you will disagree. That's fine. Just pretend it's a drinking game. An algorithm randomly assigns the band Mark & Tyler destroy in every episode. Start on one everybody knows is trash, like The Beatles. But soon you'll realize culture is a pyramid scheme and your favorite band is just the soundtrack to a fake vintage t-shirt. (Get Ad-Free Episodes Here: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/subscribe)

Your Favorite Band Sucks Your Favorite Band Sucks

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    • 3.8 • 2.1K Ratings

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Let’s review: there’s no good art and it’s a red flag for adults to have a favorite band. Naturally, most of you will disagree. That's fine. Just pretend it's a drinking game. An algorithm randomly assigns the band Mark & Tyler destroy in every episode. Start on one everybody knows is trash, like The Beatles. But soon you'll realize culture is a pyramid scheme and your favorite band is just the soundtrack to a fake vintage t-shirt. (Get Ad-Free Episodes Here: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/subscribe)

    AC/DC Sucks

    AC/DC Sucks

    How shocked would you be if anyone in this band was able to explain to explain alternating or direct currents? That's right, folks. AC/DC is the soundtrack of being a complete dumbass. If chimpanzees could make rock music, it would be smarter than AC/DC. Actually, wait... Has anyone ever tried to teach an ape to play drums? An orangutan could for sure do Phil Rudd's job. Okay, we're gonna look into this just as soon as the episode is over.


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    • 53 min
    Phish Sucks

    Phish Sucks

    A lot of people have asked us why Phish wasn't the very first episode of this podcast. Well, do you really need us to tell you that Phish is one of the worst bands on the planet? No, you don't. What you need is for us to tell you why Phish is one of the worst bands on the planet, so that's exactly and comprehensively what we're going to do. Find somewhere a little more comfortable than the ground to sit down. We're gonna be here for a while.


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    • 1 hr 3 min
    The Cure Sucks

    The Cure Sucks

    If only you'd thought of the right words to say, you could have prevented us from doing this episode. Unfortunately, your favorite band is The Cure, which means you know exactly how much you deserve the punishment you're in store for today. What will it be, then? Cherrypicking and criticizing a few songs the fans don't even really like? Spending the whole episode talking about which brand of lipstick Robert Smith uses? Calling Morrissey the superior lyricist? You know you're not getting off that easy. Go ahead and call in sick for work tomorrow, this is going to hurt.


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    • 39 min
    Black Flag Sucks

    Black Flag Sucks

    You're not alone and you're not crazy. All anyone has to do is listen to any 5 Black Flag songs to confirm this has always been a terrible band. Everybody's just afraid to say it.

    Maybe since you can't leave your house without seeing that logo, everyone assumes a ton of people must be listening to the band? Well, they're not. Nobody likes this music. (Except for Grateful Dead fans but you can't trust them.)


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    • 39 min
    Ryan Adams Sucks

    Ryan Adams Sucks

    Is Ryan Adams' music great? Or was he the guy who paved the way for Ed Sheeran? If only there were two professional music listeners to lay out the answers! Oh, wait, that's us. This is the first episode we almost titled "Ryan Adams Sucked," past tense, because we're about to prosecute this dude's entire career into oblivion.


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    • 55 min
    Van Halen Sucks

    Van Halen Sucks

    By pretty much any metric you want to choose, Van Halen was one of the worst bands of all time. This is the soundtrack to getting dumb, being dumb and staying dumb. Literally every fictional band from a movie about a band made better music than Van Halen. This is the musical equivalent of mixing every color of paint in the store together until you end up with brown instead of just buying brown paint.


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    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

3.8 out of 5
2.1K Ratings

2.1K Ratings

Wool unpulled ,

You’re doing a good job

I don’t know who you are but keep up the good work…

Phish analysis - very astute
Coldplay - interesting take

Here are some bands that could use a bit of a slap pin’ around, in my estimation

Pearl Jam

Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi

Huey Lewis & The News

Nikki Niko ,

Funny guys

I think these 2 dudes are funny guys and ppl who get offended mayhaps don’t get it.
I think it would be funny to review Kanye West or Animal Collective but I personally would like to hear MBV or Hole ripped to shreds

torporific ,

Good times

I simultaneously get excited and dread when a new episode of YFBS pops up. They have covered more than a couple of my favorite bands. Always funny, sometimes humbling. How have y’all not done Muse yet?

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