New stories, new laughs, new random hot takes that no one asked for... New Rory & Mal.
Episode 35 | “Girl Scout Cookies”
The crew is back from a long weekend, ready to fill your speakers with real shit and b******t. Absolutely nothing happened in the culture, so we start making fun of Karl for just existing, and inform the listeners of our billboard currently up in Times Square (top 3 fans with the most creative photos in front of it get a merch pack). They address the exploitation of the Girl Scouts, Mal’s sweatsuit size, the teams end of year reviews, and Mal comforting Jojo from Jodeci, + more!
Episode 34 | “Dream Guy”
Mal starts this episode off with vulnerability, and this leads into a discussion of television and objectifying women, which somehow leads Mal and Rory to contemplate how the first pregnant woman and murderer handled their discoveries. Rory insists that we are all participating in a simulation video game and that Elon Musk is winning. Mal (still) doesn’t feel right about having a female Uber driver, and Rory gets into his memories of (failed) parallel parking his way out of some womens lives before.
The guys discuss how social media is affecting their lives, and how the bags that people get from TikTok have them thinking of shaking a** for the app. Karl shows us just how sick he really is with a dance demonstration, and as always we accidentally kill off another beloved star. They also give their opinions on best 90’s sitcoms, thorny engagement rings, white guilt becoming illegal, + more!
Episode 33 | Task Rabbits
Hope you guys enjoyed the three day weekend! Rory starts the pod off with a necessary apology to his Black co-workers, and they cover their weekends. The guys apologize for last week’s mishap with the re-upload, and ask the listeners if they did their homework and figured out the Belly Movie Mystery… which somehow leads to Mal letting us in on his body hair preferences.
They cover the new Kanye x The Game track ‘Eazy’, and discuss Kanye being more on the scene after his breakup, as well as his incident with paparazzi, and how they appreciate seeing him more. They then get into all of the new music that was released over the weekend, including Cordae, Ant Clemons & J.I.D., and of course give their opinions. They also speak on re releasing mixtapes on DSP's.
Mal thinks the NY boys being allowed to play Fan Duel will lead to more poverty and robberies, and gives a warning to not gamble away money you can’t afford to lose. The guys discuss the rumored announcement of the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight (which has since been debunked by Tyson), and imagine what a fight and contract between them would look like, + more!
Episode 32 | "Thomas The Train"
*Insert episode about nothing* Rory & Mal start off describing their wild night out with Jay Electronica, including a nasty table spread and accompanying hookah bill. Mal lets the fans know he heard their feedback about his Carter 3 take, and Rory questions Lyfe Jennings and Fantasia's mindset when singing 'Hypothetically'. This leads into a conversation regarding stepfathering on accident, and Karl The Cameraman gives his input on a tough situation. Rory enlightens us on an awkward conversation he had with his accountant about his "personal" spending, which leads into a porn, train, and orgy's in Detroit topic. They discuss the coolest rappers who can box, and reminisce on how Drake and Meek's rap battle set had the culture talking. TRIGGER WARNING: Mal says 'Belly' is a trash movie + more!
Episode 31 | "Zoovie"
The guys start off debating whether The Carter 3 is a classic or not … no literally, this is the first sentence, so prepare for a music deep dive. Mal insists Wayne has no classic albums, and Rory and Demaris, as always, disagree with him, and ask him to give an example of a classic album to him, and he insists most “classics” are overhyped. This leads into a conversation about The Weeknd’s Dawn FX release, where the guys try to decipher what kind of woman and situation inspired this album (11:44). They comment on Timbaland’s ‘Thriller’ comparison, and then segue into a conversation about Gunna’s new album, and if he’s a better artist than Lil Baby (36:42). Gunna has all the kids saying “P”… so of course we had to figure out what that meant, and got into some emotional rapper discussions, including a ‘Deuces (Remix)’ breakdown (43:22). Of course we had to battle it out and debate who would win the Jaheim Vs. Usher Verzuz, as well as debate who could actually beat Usher (1:06:27). We also get into some sad sh*t (RIP Bob Saget), some bullsh*t (Did you too have a fake G-Shock?) + more!
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Episode 30 | "Diet Coke"
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
The guys sit down together for the first time in 2022, and recap their holidays, debating what music should be played when the ball drops. The team explains why we missed an episode, and Rory walks us through his Christmas shroom trip. Rory continues on to spoil Spiderman: No Way Home for everyone, including Mal, and the guys get into what else they’ve been watching recently. Starting on music, the guys discuss how R&B was a let down this year, and then get into new music that has been released since we’ve been gone. They debate and discuss B-Dot’s annual rap list, and somehow manage to get into how Bezos and Kanye are handling being single. There's some conspiracy and political shit in here, but we won’t detail that out because somehow this episode will come up missing. Just listen.
I know it’s 2 podcasts a week but I didn’t know it’s the same 2 podcast the same week
The pod gets boring quick when they talk about random stuff and sometimes the humor is real dry . Still a decent pod though
Y’all really posted the same podcast from last week on purpose 🤦🏾♂️if you couldn’t record just don’t record…tf