175 episodes

You're Welcome is a satirical improv comedy show whose goal is to find and share peoples stories, from all over the world.

Each episode is unique and can range from 5 minutes to an hour, and will feature a brand new topic usually with someone Zoe has just met. This podcast is not for the faint of heart, buckle up.

ABOUT YOU'RE WELCOME

Like most brilliant ideas, this show was started over a molotov concoction of alcohol and various illicit substances. Zoe had given up on her life long dream, of being the female Howard Stern years ago but finally set out armed with a folding table, a couple lawn chairs, and a foam board sign that read "Free Sex Advice." One by one strangers stopped what they were doing and sat down to talk to them about their lives.

We'd like to take this moment to thank you for coming to our site and leave you with the eternal words of Oscar Wilde:

"I was under the impression that inordinate joviality can atone for an entire lack of class"

This show is done for one reason only, to bring laughter and remind you that we are all the same.

Zoe Nightingale Zoe Nightingale

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You're Welcome is a satirical improv comedy show whose goal is to find and share peoples stories, from all over the world.

Each episode is unique and can range from 5 minutes to an hour, and will feature a brand new topic usually with someone Zoe has just met. This podcast is not for the faint of heart, buckle up.

ABOUT YOU'RE WELCOME

Like most brilliant ideas, this show was started over a molotov concoction of alcohol and various illicit substances. Zoe had given up on her life long dream, of being the female Howard Stern years ago but finally set out armed with a folding table, a couple lawn chairs, and a foam board sign that read "Free Sex Advice." One by one strangers stopped what they were doing and sat down to talk to them about their lives.

We'd like to take this moment to thank you for coming to our site and leave you with the eternal words of Oscar Wilde:

"I was under the impression that inordinate joviality can atone for an entire lack of class"

This show is done for one reason only, to bring laughter and remind you that we are all the same.

    FUCK YOUR BURN - MEGAMIX OF EVERY SINGLE BURNING MAN EPISODE I'VE EVER DONE

    FUCK YOUR BURN - MEGAMIX OF EVERY SINGLE BURNING MAN EPISODE I'VE EVER DONE

    So in between dealing with the ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW THAT IS ORGANZING A F*****G CAMP FOR MY F*****G A*****E VIRGIN DICK HEAD FRIENDS - I put all my episodes I've ever done in 8 years of burning man together for you to download and listen to on the murderous drive in - it's not going to be flawless, I thew this thing together with medium service while running around trying deal with MURPHEYS LAW which is SO F*****G HARDCORE HERE I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN. 
    I LOVE YOU BURNING MAN.
    I LOVE YOU MOM.
    I LOVE YOU LARRY.
    FUCK
    YOUR
    BURN. 
     
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    Music by: Noah Lampert - "The Way" and "Pure Land- Rhapsody"
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    Edited by: Emily Armstrong
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    • 2 hr 53 min
    THIRTY F*****G FIVE - What a difference two years makes

    THIRTY F*****G FIVE - What a difference two years makes

    This is the happiest day of my life. 
    Hands down.
    ZeroSpace, my Alien Adult Playground opens tonight. 
    I am turning 35, today, which in my mind was always a scary age because it was the age of Miranda when Sex and the City started and she seemed like a female crypt keeper to me with her lawyer job and awkward accessories and pleated pants and real old lady ovary problems. 
    But, it turns out, thirty f*****g five is amazing. 
    Because it took me this long to actually come into my body completely. To let go of the literal weight my choices had piled on top of my broken shoulder bones. 
    No matter what else happens in my life, today, I got to hold my mothers hand and show her that I'm going to be ok. That all the lessons she's been teaching me in her way have finally come home to roost.
    Today, I finally have earned my name. 
    Today I finally feel like I deserve her love. 
    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 
    Music: Sia, Elastic Heart Remix by Noah Lampert
              Cruel Intentions remix - Simian Mobile Disco
     
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    • 13 min
    I Only Smoke Organic Colorado River Toad - You're Welcome Vs. Very Ape: Round 1

    I Only Smoke Organic Colorado River Toad - You're Welcome Vs. Very Ape: Round 1

    So, I never do this. I don't usually go on other peoples podcasts, but when my new podcast advisor tells me to do something I do it. So he connected me to Sean and Cass from the Very Ape Podcast, two psychonauts who are also on the Mind Pod network I am in, I scheduled a meeting with them the very next day. 
    Full warning, this podcast, was a huge departure for me in many ways, mostly, because I have never done a joint interview in this way, but predominantly because I talked about many, many personal things that I usually keep in a tiny pandoras box inside my tummy. The next morning I experienced a "vulnerability hangover" so intense that I just wanted to crawl into a ball and expire. 
    So...I have nothing but intense love for these two. Sean and Cass are documentary film makers (all of their films are available for free HERE
    where they tackle such topics as Oxycotin, addiction, fandom, Americana, Jugaloo's  thrupples (a working relationship involving three loving equally loving partners) Trump, cam girls, all the good stuff.
    So I arrived to their gorgeous Greenpoint apt super late on a Monday night after 12 hours of incredibly confusing work, and a brain that literally had been reduced to Bisquick batter and we sat in their living room surrounded by candles and talked for literally hours. I didn't know anything about them and to say that our worlds line up and our values are in complete balance is a wicked understatement. More to come from our new friendship thrupple. Maybe, just maybe, they can teach me how to not ruin scissoring. Fingers crossed! 
    THANK YOU SEAN AND CASS 
    Music: Noah Lampert: Wicked Games (remix) 
    Live Makosa Mungongo Bwiti
    check out his podcast HERE. He rocks.
    Check out all my work on my new and IMPROVED website...www.zoenightingale.com 
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    It's almost my birthday....FUCK 

    • 55 min
    Work Real Hard to Get Lucky

    Work Real Hard to Get Lucky

    People who live amongst NYC streets are my favorite people to interview.
    No filter, nothing to hide, full of stories of survival, and often incredibly funny and charming. I have been trying, for years, to find a way to use my podcast for actual good and have been searching for a platform to take the work I want to do with the homeless community, and I had found one, in the Bowery Mission.
    I had created a show, that I was going to personally fund, that was going to try to find five NYC homeless and get them the counseling and training they need to qualify for NYC free housing. Could I actually use the tools that are available in one of the richest cities in the world to affect someones life in a real way forever. 
    But alas, my past caught up with me and despite telling them from the very beginning that I was a person with a colorful internet search history who had a penchant for felons, drug addicts, sex workers and niche communities...they decided after many moons of work together that who I was overshadowed the benefit I was trying to provide and they literally cut my legs out from under me in what was to this day one of the oddest and coldest reversals of favor I've experienced. I will always wonder what was the thing that they found that was so shocking that they could no longer let me try to raise money for them and their cause but whatever, I moved on. 
    So, I'm going to do this on my own. Fuck it. If anyone can think of a great sponsor to help me on this quest, please email me at zoenightingle@gmail.com.
    Either way, this is the first person I'm starting with, Lucky.
    A beautiful man, who is dripping in charisma and style, and who is looking for a second chance at life. In his mid 20's with a wrist full of bracelets and a mouth full of smiles. 
    Tune in to see how my quest to get Lucky back on his feet goes. 
    Music: "synctro 141" and "Capricorn Moon" by Noah Lampert 
    Check out his amazing podcast: Synchronicity
    He has been helping me get my sad podcast ass into gear, wish him luck! 
    Check out my website:www.zoenightingale.com
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    DONATE If you feel like helping to my new quest to buy Sennheiser microphones which will HUGELY help me with sound quality. Every dollar helps. 
    Take mySURVEY
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    www.zerospace.co My new alien light museum sign up and maybe I can invite you to our beta testing runs! 

    • 20 min
    The Luckiest Unlucky Man in the World: DEMF ep. 5

    The Luckiest Unlucky Man in the World: DEMF ep. 5

     The game of Life. If only it came with instructions that made any sense. Sometimes you meet people so good at navigating the twists and turns their little plastic car must make that it leaves you speechless. This man was one of them. A literal walking miracle. He survived something that would have killed almost anyone else, and he did it with style.
    This was my last interview from Detroit, and is happened literally on the way to the airport with an anonymous man that made my heart swell to twice it's size and all my problems seem like a grain of sand being washed up against the shore.
    Wishing you all the luck in the world - 
    To me, you are a superhero. To me you are the best dad in the universe.
    So this ends our brief time in Detroit, next up were going back into the lions den of Ketamine and depression with Dr. Will Siu. Get excited! You can now get K at a compound pharmacy NEAR YOU! New episode Every Friday, be here AND be queer. 
    Edited by Emily Stretch Armstrong whose patience and support keeps me sane in an insane world.
    Music:
    Broken Wings: Mr. Mr. 
    The Verve - Lucky Man (this is the song our hero healed with) 
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    • 25 min
    Detroits Undercover Federal Agent Dance Queen: DEMF Ep. 4

    Detroits Undercover Federal Agent Dance Queen: DEMF Ep. 4

    Introducing Sierra! 
    I was at Motor City Wine Bar, dancing with an umbrella that had a giant middle finger on it, basically alone to the literal sickest tunes. However, there was one other person on the floor, a women whose skin was the color of milk dropped into espresso. In a slick silk flight suit, dancing harder than me. We circled each other on the dance floor like lions circling their prey. It wasn't long before I introduced myself and informed her that I was going to have to escort her outside and talk to her about her life, and talk we did.
    Almost any time I did this in Detroit, I was blown away but the infinite icebergs that lived inside my dance companion. 
    I love you Detroit.
    Don't forget to Follow me! 
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    Music: Music Sounds Better With You - Stardust 
    Edited by the AMAZING Emily B. Armstrong www.emilybrodtman.com
     

    • 13 min

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