We Hired a Sitter For This Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 "Peach Pit to The Max"



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In Episode 140 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth.



Main Topics:



* Veterinarian Visit: Patrick and Ross discuss a touching moment witnessing an old couple at the veterinarian's office, reflecting on love and companionship.

* Football Banter: Engage in light-hearted banter about football, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights.

* Father’s Interest in Women’s Sports: Ross delves into her father's interest in women's sports, particularly the WNBA, speculating about his motivations and celebrating the growing popularity of women's athletics.

* Social Media and Personal Habits: Patrick talks about his reduced social media usage and his active participation on Reddit, especially his support for sugar-free living.

* Boundaries and Relapses: The hosts discuss the importance of setting boundaries in addiction recovery, comparing sex addiction to sugar addiction, and exploring the challenges of maintaining sobriety.

* Honesty and Secrets: Ross admits to lying about her whereabouts to talk to someone she’s dating on the phone, prompting a discussion on the importance of honesty in their relationship.

* Non-Monogamous Relationship Dynamics: Patrick and Ross open up about their non-monogamous relationship. Patrick shares his decision to focus on work and family, stepping back from other relationships, while Ross reflects on her own experiences and needs.

* Parenting Challenges: The hosts discuss their child's behavior and the challenges of parenting. Patrick shares advice from another parent on handling difficult behavior.

* Yoga Teaching Experiences: Ross shares her experiences teaching yoga to young girls, discussing the differences between teaching various age groups and the benefits of yoga practice.

* Health and Fitness Goals: Patrick talks about his health journey and inspiration from a man in Boulder. Ross discusses her commitment to yoga and its positive impact on her well-being.

* Child’s Birthday Planning: The episode wraps up with a discussion about planning their child's fourth birthday party, acknowledging their financial concerns and the need for better planning.



Live Show Announcements:



* Gastor’s Solo Show "The Sugar": On June 20th, Gastor Almonte will be performing a "work in progress" rendition of his solo show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy Club in NYC's East Village.

* Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: On Wednesday, June 26th, Patrick will be bringing a lineup of his favorite comics back to the Hurleyville Performing Arts Centre. Visit hpacny.org/events-live-performances to get tickets! Patrick will also be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.



Tune in for an engaging and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Ross serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Ross Erin Martineau: @rosserinmartineau



www.rosserinmartineau.com

Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 "A Brolic Episode"



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In Episode 139 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children.



Main Topics:



* Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve into Reddit entries about fatherhood, discussing rules for internet usage and parental guidance for a 14-year-old's online activities. Gastor emphasizes the importance of holding his children's taste levels to a higher standard as an artist himself.

* Parenting Dynamics: The hosts discuss creating connections with their kids by sharing interests, providing guidance, and being open and honest about their strengths and struggles.

* Monitoring Online Activities: Patrick expresses a desire to monitor his child's online activities to ensure she avoids "scary" subcultures (guns, racism, etc.). They debate whether it ever makes sense to track your children.

* Father Feeling Replaced: In response to a Reddit post, they address concerns of a father feeling replaced by his child's mother's new boyfriend, highlighting the importance of positive influences in children's lives while navigating personal challenges related to physical fitness, intellectual stimulation, and adjusting to parenthood.



Live Show Announcements:



* Gastor’s Solo Show "The Sugar": On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a "work in progress" rendition of his solo show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy Club in NYC's East Village.

* Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.



Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions and parenting tips on "We Hired a Sitter For This."



Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert:

@theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:

@GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 "Civic Doody"



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In Episode 138 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style.



Main Topics:



Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his enthusiasm for jury duty, detailing his enjoyment of observing courtroom drama unfold.



Patrick’s Junk Food Abstinence: Patrick reveals he is on Day 5 without junk food, discussing the challenges and benefits of this dietary change.



Getting Older: The comedians reflect on aging and the changes in their bodies, including Patrick’s recent fall after grocery shopping and their observations about declining mental sharpness.



Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: They delve into the upcoming boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, examining generational differences in strength and fighting styles.



Scuffles and Fights: Patrick and Gastor recount various scuffles and fights they’ve been involved in, sharing humorous and insightful stories.



Live Show Announcements:



Gastor’s Solo Show "The Sugar": On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a "work in progress" rendition of his solo show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy Club in NYC's East Village.



Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.



Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, personal stories, and thought-provoking discussions on "We Hired a Sitter For This."



Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 "Ancient Itch"



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In Episode 137 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI.



Main Topics:



Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they reflect on their recent performance in Westerly, RI, discussing the nuances of the gig and their experiences on stage.



Performing in Random Towns: Delve into the comedians' experiences performing in various towns across the country without having the opportunity to enjoy the local attractions. Gastor celebrates working with Marcus Cardona in Maine, praising him as an excellent comic and host for gigs in the area.



Nature vs. Nurture: Engage in a thoughtful discussion on the nature vs. nurture debate, exploring what influences children's behaviors and how different factors shape their development.



Thrill-Seeking Behaviors: Listen as Patrick shares the origins of his thrill-seeking behaviors, recounting personal stories and experiences that have shaped his adventurous spirit.



Mutual Respect for Richie Redding: Hear about Patrick and Gastor's mutual respect for fellow comedian Richie Redding, reflecting on their experiences working with him and the impact he's had on their careers.



Plus Many Other Topics: From light-hearted banter to deep discussions, join Patrick and Gastor as they cover a wide range of topics, offering insights and humor along the way.



Tune in for an engaging and entertaining episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Drive to Hurleyville"



Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 136



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics.



Main Topics:



Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the historic Catskills comedy scene, exploring its rich cultural heritage and comedic legacy.



Craigslist Experiences: Delve into humorous anecdotes about purchasing items off Craigslist, from unexpected finds to quirky encounters. Join the hosts in exploring the quirky world of online classifieds and the art of negotiation.



Adapting Content and Balancing Commitments: Explore the complexities of balancing work commitments and family obligations, delving into the challenges of adapting content for various contexts. From cars and repairs to speed limits, join them in discussing the value of reliable vehicles like the Kia Sorento.



Affordable Housing Challenges: Reflect on living arrangements in expensive cities for struggling artists, particularly in New York City, and raise awareness about affordable housing challenges faced by young comics. From supporting artists financially to offering innovative solutions, join the hosts in exploring ways to address housing affordability issues.



Supporting Creatives Without Compromise: Join the conversation as Patrick and Gastor discuss white savior narratives and the unintended consequences of good intentions in storytelling and providing assistance. From alternative methods for supporting creatives to preserving artistic integrity, join them in exploring ways to empower artists without compromising their authenticity.



Tune in for a thought-provoking and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Bus Chase"



Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 135



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions.



Main Topics:



* Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a bus. From childhood possessions to sentimental value, join Patrick and Gastor in reflecting on cherished items like sneakers and toys, and how they shape memories and emotions over time.

* Sneaker Culture: Delve into discussions about sneaker culture as a recurrent theme in personal experiences and family interests. From sharing hobbies to passing down traditions, join the hosts in exploring the significance of sneakers in shaping familial bonds and shared appreciation.

* Gastor's Aspirations: Explore Gastor's aspirations of becoming the GM of the Brooklyn Nets, expressing interest in roles like a cultural liaison and artistic/creative director. From baseball cards to family dynamics, join the hosts in reflecting on personal fulfillment and navigating parenthood amidst professional ambitions.

* Broadway Experiences with Children: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share anecdotes about their Broadway experiences with children, highlighting the joys and challenges of managing emotions as parents while pursuing professional endeavors. From stand-up comedy to career paths, join them in contemplating the intricacies of balancing personal passions with family obligations.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and introspective episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com