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Gemidyke Rising

Gemidyke Rising is a queer astrology podcast for the infinitely curious and chaotic. Join your hosts Jordan and Brook as they navigate monthly transits as they relate to their lives, pop culture, and the gay agenda.

Episodes

  1. 17 SEPT

    September 2024: Mutable Madness II: Mercury Direct Edition

    School’s back in SESSION astro nerds! And the Gemidykes are here to help you get through Virgo season, eclipses and all. This month we recap the goofy transits that took place during the DNC last month before looking forward to the September transits. With so many ingresses plus a lunar eclipse there's a lot to gossip about! And don't forget this month’s celestial celesbian: the one the only, Phoebe Bridgers!2:35 - August transit recap14:05 - Celestial Celesbian: Phoebe Bridgers 35:54 - ...

    1h 3m

  2. 16 AUG

    August 2024: Mundane Mayhem/ Mutable Madness

    The mutable madness is upon us and the Gemidykes are here to help make sense of the nonsense! If you thought Mercury retrograde wasn't enough drama (and this summer wasn't hot enough already) get ready for t-squares in Pisces, Gemini, and Virgo! From political intrigue to THE bisexual mommi icon GILLIAN ANDERSON, we cover it all this episode.3:18 - July transit recap19:37 - Celestial Celesbian: Gillian Anderson47:26 - August transitsCheck the charts and the gossip in between episodes on...

    1h 30m

  3. 25 JUN

    June 2024: Gemidyke Rising X Star Gays Crossover Extravaganza

    Gemini season may be over but we're still as annoying as ever! In our gayest episode so far the Gemidykes teamed up with Star Gays’ Elly Higgins to celebrate pride season and Gemini season (same same?) by deep diving on the iconic Dyke TV. And speaking of dykons get ready for this month’s Celestial Celesbian! We also recap the hot June transits and all the chaos they brought.Check out Elly’s pod Star Gays and follow!! Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitte...

    1h 9m

  4. 24 MAY

    Venus-Jupiter: The Happiest Season

    It's the cutest time of the year and the dykes are feeling cuter than EVER! Brook and Jordan are back talking about surviving Eclipse season, benefic season, Gemini season, and fellow Gemidyke Kristen Stewart! Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerisingAudio Editor - KJ Jarboe Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 17m

  5. 8 APR

    April 2024: Chaos Season

    We warned y'all about this month and it's finally here! Welcome to the Chironeclipse with a side of malefic conjunctions, Uranian fuckery, and oh yeah a Mercury retrograde too. But never fear the Gemidykes are here to guide you through this month’s chaotic transits. We’re also here to lighten the mood by honoring our Aries Venus divas including this month's celestial celesbian, Rosie fucking O’Donnell!"Venus in Aries" by BOXKNIFECheck the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & ...

    1h 33m

  6. 4 MAR

    Saturn-Venus in Pisces: Gay Pirates and Refined Sugar Daddies

    Get ready for a very giggly episode of Gemidyke Rising because it's Pisces season and we're feeling a lil fishy! February was a blur but here we are preparing for the Venus-Saturn conjunction and other March transits by talking about two of our favorite topics: lesbian age gap relationships and gay pirates.Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 24m

  7. 9 FEB

    New Year, Same Gemidykes!

    It's Saturn season baby! And the gemidykes are back after a chill winter break to spill the tea on the astro drama 2024. It's a super mutable year with a side of Saturnian and Plutonian antics and we're here to break down how different signs will experience the transits, make some chaotic predictions, and as always offer some gay recommendations to feel into the Aquarian vibes. Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.Sound Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower"...

    1h 35m
  8. Mercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is Your Gay Best Friend

    13/12/2023

    Mercury Rx in Capricorn/ Sag: Mercury is Your Gay Best Friend

    Hold on to your hats queers, Mercury is going rx!! But don’t worry the Gemidykes are here to break down Mercury’s nonsense and other transits of December, 2023 after we catch up on breaking news from November’s Mars cazimi and Venus’ slide through Libra. And if you didn’t know how gay Mercury is, we’re here to tell you about it! Check out the charts we talk about @gemidykerising on IG and twitter.Catch up on the Gemidykes’ favorite lesbian flicks this Mercury Rx holiday season for some Mercur...

    1h 30m
  9. Mars Cazimi in Scorpio: Never Meet Your Heroes

    13/11/2023

    Mars Cazimi in Scorpio: Never Meet Your Heroes

    This month the gemidykes prepare for the first Mars cazimi in Scorpio in 32 years! SPOOKY! We celebrate our anniversary by looking at our meet cute chart, recap celesbian scandals and other news from last month’s eclipses, and look into all the drama Scorpio season transits have in store for usEclipses That Aligned with Important Events in HistoryAudio Editor-KJ JarboeTheme song- "The Tower" by BOXKNIFE

    1h 20m
  10. Eclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay!

    13/10/2023

    Eclipses in Aries/Libra: Sports are Gay!

    Ready to get a little sporty? The gemidykes are back this month to talk about this month's transits including the first solar eclipse in Libra of the 2023-2024 series! To understand the vibe we're going back to 1996 to talk about women's sports and why they're so gay.Audio Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower," BOXKNIFESources:- 'Post Colonial Astrology,' Alice Sparkly Kat- 'The '96 Effect,' available to steam on Peacock- source for 1996 Olympics inception chart: https://www.ajc.com/sport...

    1h 27m
  11. BARBIESTROLOGY

    15/09/2023

    BARBIESTROLOGY

    *MAJOR BARBIE SPOILERS*In a very special first episode of Gemidyke Rising, the gemidykes deep dive into Barbiestrology. We discuss the Venus retrograde cycle and this summer's transit through Leo as is connects to the Barbie movie, Barbie's history, and the heroine's journey.Audio Editor: KJ JarboeTheme Music: "The Tower"-BOXKNIFESources:Demetra’s book, Arielle Gurman’s book, Heroine’s journey book, • Venus Star Rising: A New Cosmology for the 21st Century; Arielle Gurman• Ancient Astrol...

    1h 31m
  12. WE ARE GEMIDYKE RISING

    10/09/2023

    WE ARE GEMIDYKE RISING

    a lil taste of our hyperfixation

    2 min
  • 12 Episodes

About

Gemidyke Rising is a queer astrology podcast for the infinitely curious and chaotic. Join your hosts Jordan and Brook as they navigate monthly transits as they relate to their lives, pop culture, and the gay agenda.

Information

  • Creator
    Gemidyke Rising
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024 Gemidyke Rising
  • Show Website
    Gemidyke Rising

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