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Episode 24 people, she's a doozy. Christie is about to absolutely ruin national parks for you, for life. Yellowstone? Don't know her. Grand Canyon? Never heard of her. Don't say we didn't warn you. Hallie has to explain...We don't even know why this has to be explained... CANNIBALISM I'SNT HOT: WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU, ARMIE HAMMER!!!!!!!!!! Guy's got some real demons. Hallie dives into this absolutely bizarre story that goes from BDSM fantasy to murder mystery REAL QUIKKKK. Seatbelts on for this adult episode ok...and remember, the following matters.

THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID! Episode 23 hot off the press. The gals are back and there is no shortage of expected tomfoolery whilst giving a 2021 recap of events thus far. It is absolutely imperative that we discuss just HOW advance artificial intelligence has gotten while we have been distracted by nominal things as a society. We are basically living the start of I am Legend. (Hallie references iRobot, and YES that is a Roomba product not the movie, but you get the gist). Gen Z is continuing to start beef with its elder generations and Elon Musk aka Science Daddy will inevitably save us from our own destruction. Let's begin....and always remember, the following matters

Happy tea Tuesday everybody! The gals are alive and well with episode 22. Hallie takes us on a trip back to Russia for a cold case turned conspiracy that is STILL NOT SOLVED. Aliens? Cannibals? Witchcraft? All the above...? Christie then jets back to the good ol USA for a classic Mt. Rushmore conspiracy. What are they really hiding ?! Are they hiding anything at all??? Is it actually Nicholas Cage's Home? Maybe. Find out now. THE FOLLOWING MATTERS!

Self-explanatory. The girls were in the spirit. Grab a beverage, strap in, the following matters baby.

Welcome to Episode 19. "It's all a game. It's a thought experiment. We are in the Matrix." YOOOOOO these are the eeriest last words that anyone could possibly utter before they are never to be seen again, LET ALONE FROM A MEGA SMART TECH CEO. Hallie is dishing on an absolutely chilling story about another brilliant mind taken far too soon from our matrix. There are also connections to sexy Russian spies that are low key sleeping with American business men for political gain?! SHOCKER. Ask us how shocked we are...truly. (FBI agent plz don't shadow ban this podcast TYSM). Christie unearths a secret that Canada probably wishes never came to light. We all know and love Canada, Oh Canada, to be this wholesome, polite, non-problematic country that it generally is, UNTIL TODAY. Sorry to our Canadian fam, it's about time that America isn't the only one who makes poor decisions on behalf of citizens. One word: GAYDAR. This is not a JOKE!!!! LMAO!!! Strap in, grab the beverage of choice, a bag of takis, and remember...the following matters.

You heard it here first folks, or maybe not first at all. Jury is out on whether Finland is TRULY is a country or not. Is it just Russia pullin a fast one over the entire country??? (likely) Or is Finland really just water and not even a piece of land at all??? What does any of this have to do with the tech company Nokia???? Christie explains all this in great expert data detail. EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED ABOUT THE COUNTRY OF FINLAND HAS BEEN A LIE!!! OR HAS IT... Hallie brings a dark cloud over the podcast by explaining the very real life implications that going against Big Pharma can have on human life. BIG PHARMA OR CARTEL, YOU TELL US?! JK to our FBI agents reading this episode description.... we JK ok... We've got a little anti-vax, a little scare tactics, a little Finland-is-fake, a little fun for the whole family. AND OF COURSE, the tiktok news. Grab a teacup, take some notes, and remember...the following matters.