Jan 20, 2019 Weekend Update

The purge is upon us. Amid the government shutdown, nothing is actually shut down, and our guns are being forcibly removed. Norwegians have a huge moose, and an asteroid is going to kill our children's, children's, children's, children, Just pray that ebola doesn't get to you first. 

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