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You'll figure tihs out...don't be too sad, y'all.
In the studio, the Real Life Fox joins your favorite trans radio host and perpetual tran-wreck, Juno Tempest.
Topics of Discussion:
Juno and Sappho do Fall. Exes are SO last lifetime... Women in comedy are just more adaptable, sorry-not-sorry white cis dude "comics". Juno gets explicit about her dick game for the bajillionth time. Those Suicide Nights! Juno speaks with a horrible Northern English accent for a bit, and she's sorry. Juno calls out some people, but mostly herself. That Feeling When...you overdose, then think back on it a year later. Real Life Fox asks the hard hitting question, "What does the word 'QUEER' mean...", so the clueless heterosexual cisgendereds in the back can update their class notes for Remedial Gender Studies. Juno acknowledges her inherent/rampant narcissism during her guest spot on "Who Cares? ...about Ross and Patrick" (subscribe to their podcast, and listen to that episode HERE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-060-who-cares-about-juno-tempest/id1317664095?i=1000449950564). Origin Story of a Summer Lust, with Real Life Fox and Juno Tempest. That's exactly how we feel, Lizzo, our latest Goddess.

Juno and Fox skip down Memory Lane.
In the studio, we have Juno and the Girls hosting, with guest, A Real Life Fox.
Topics of Discussion:
Heterosexuality 101. Antidepressants and Juno. All you need to know about giving piss enemas. The two faces of Gemini. Talking about Relationships. Lots of Letterkenny quotes.  Juno's legacy of twinkdom. Blaire White and the Trans for Trump *barf*. Juno got a new scarf and ring because she got felt up on St. Mark's Place. Tarot 101 at Catland Books. Queerest Charlie Chaplin and the Twins. Idetic memory, ftw. Romantic substance use.
...Just like, listen to the episode, y'all. MUAH!

Juno and Vex talk wreaking havoc and drinking Dumb B**** Juice.
In the studio this week, we have your big tiddy hostess, Juno Tempest, with real live Fox, and special musical guest, Vex Wilde.
Topics of discussion:
The full moon was in Pisces, and y'all are on some Dumb Bitch Juice™. Check out "Are You There Satan, It's Me, Laura" by Aisling Fae (https://www.patreon.com/transFaerie). Juno and Fox talk Friday the Thirteenth tattoos from Spencer Kinnard at Redink Tattoos. Jeanne and Anton call in celebrating Larissa Glasser's 22nd Tranniversary in Prospect Park with all the Transes! (You can support trans artists by buying her books! https://larissaglasser.com/about/) Tranmione Tranger casts spell Trans Amorous! Juno works at a witch shop because she never got her letter from Hogwarts. Burning Bridges for Muggles during the Full Moon in Pisces. The Alexa Conspiracy.
***Vex sings their original song, Second Son***
Juno quotes Mean Girls at everyone for a hot minute because she wants to bake a cake made of rainbows and unicorns and everyone eat it an be happy, even though she doesn't even go here, she just has a lot of feelings. Comedy writers put men in dresses, which would be transphobic, but it's just like, LAZY WRITING. Problematic faves being cancellt. Procrasturbation in the form of playing video games obsessively. Take some witchy classes at Catland Books, where Juno works on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Eve and Lilith were lesbians for each other in the Garden of Eden. Boys bein' buds, bangin' brews. Give money to people who make your dick hard; it's the least you can do. Juno does some bad ASMR. Come to Genre Reassignment (https://www.facebook.com/genre.reassignment/) and Gender Experts Party (https://www.facebook.com/genderexpertsparty/)!

Juno and Hazel discuss ContraPoints discourse and what went wrong.
In studio in this episode is your host, Juno Tempest, and guests Hazel and Fox.
Topics of discussion:
Discourse Do's and Don't's. Pronoun Circles and their pitfalls. Reading the ContraPoints (Natalie Wynn) tweets for...wait, there's no filth, just opinions. Hyperwoke minions of the Trans Agenda™. Using Female Interrogative Intonation™ to speak to those of Fragile Masculinity Experience. Dr. Cindy can suck a bag of dicks. Go to Gender Experts Party hosted by my Best Frienemy! We call on The Stonewall Inn to donate a portion of their sales to create a fund for direction action to protect Trans Women of Color. Constructive vs. Destructive Criticism. Calling out the Cis Gayz™ in a productive way. The burden of responsibility for respecting pronouns. Personal Accountability 101. How Juno Tempest was borne unto this earth. Fucking Up Prounouns 098. Find me on Who Cares...About Ross and Patrick! [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-060-who-cares-about-juno-tempest/id1317664095?i=1000449950564] Cum to Smut Slam NYC at the Theater Under St. Mark's first Wednesdays! The joys and hazards of bukake. The art of choking. New York City: the City of Bottoms, or Top Scarcity and You. Fox is a literal fox now, who lives in Juno's pocket, feeding on her dick. Stop by Catland Books for all your witchy needs.

Juno puts boyfriend Fox through the ringer, so she talks about personal accountability in the most round-about way.
In the studio is your favorite neo-hetero radio couple, Juno Tempest and Fox Coker.
Topics of Discourse:
Personal accountability? WE KNOW HER! Juno Tempest, Brooklyn's future premiere trans brew mistress. Fuck a PSL, let's drink a pumpkin ale. Come see comedy shows at the Theater Under St. Mark's and tip your bartender. Harry Potter is necessary reading material. Look forward to Thirst Promos from Juno, and book her for your burlesque and comedy shows! Social media cultures of the Book of Faces, et al. Shout out to Bailey Jay for inspiring Juno and her tits. Bushwig vs. DragCon, FIGHT! Follow [at]BKTruthSeekers on Insta. On Being a Benevolent Trans Icon and Its Challenges. How to pay trans artists for our art ( venmo [at]JunoTempest ). First rule of Juno's Top Tier Bottoms: Don't fuck her friends. That Chapelle Joke: A Leaf from Murphy's Book... Pro-captions, pro-accessibility. YEAH CHRIS, EXTRAPOLATE! -Kelly, 2006. TransBook Discourse TeeEm: A Primer. It costs a lot of money to be poor in these United States of AmeriKKKa... Trans Women of Comedy: Jaye McBride and Patti Harrison, MUCH LOVE! Good Comedy: Lifting Spirits with Humor.

We explore the concept of masculinity, and speak about the ways we've worked to detox from it.
In the studio, the trusty boyfriend, Fox Coker, an edgy, 11 years sober comedian, Patrick Holbert, and legendary New York queen, Viva Vidalia, join your host, Siren of Bushwick, Juno Tempest.
We discuss many a topic, amongst which:
Strangers with beer. Florida men do it naked. Give Canadian homeless people vodka, ya hoser. Read "A Safe Girl to Love" by Casey Plett, bud! How old do you think I look? Days of beechwood. Juno's Shenanigans Tolerance. Detox Your Masculinity from Microcosm Press. On Being a Dirty Little Secret. Balls on the mic. Kinky deer in headlights. Too woke to joke. Going Off the Rails with Juno Tempest. 
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