Tangential Downpour: TMI In Your ABV Melissa Heibel

Sorry it’s been a while but the Heibels are back on their bullshit again and drinking some seltzers for this Seltzer Day Extravaganza. They may have found the Holy Grail of Seltzers? Maybe. In this episode the Heibels are on a Tangential roll with all kinds of ridiculous commentary on M Night Shyamalan, Seymore Butts, ABV (America Butt Values), and gas station names. Mel turns into a trophy wife and then a seagull again before trying out to be a lesbian thirst trap TikTokker. Jon starts to taste colors, or is he just stoned? Who actually knows?? There’s lots of fever dream activity in this one and also some animal noises from real live animals. All of this and much much more…
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!
If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:
TangentialDownpourPodcast@gmail.com

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https://www.facebook.com/TMIinyourABV/

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Our Featured Drinks:
https://enjoypress.com/?#

Follow Mel on TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@meltmiinyourabv?

And then there were two…Join the Heibels as they don’t really know what to do with themselves minus a guest host or two. Will it be a snoozefest or will they somehow remember their old ways of drinking and thinking? Will there be new stripper names? Will they talk about music the entire episode? What kinds of beers will they want home brewers to invent? What kind of problematic TV families will they talk about? Will Jon’s toothpaste mouth ruin all of their fun? Will Man-mosas, meggings, and Lexico be a thing in the future? Will Jon be pleasantly disappointed or just gracefully let down in the arms of an angle? All of this and much much more if you enjoy a good fever dream!
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!
If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:
TangentialDownpourPodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Facebook page at:
https://www.facebook.com/TMIinyourABV/

Follow us on Instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/tangential_downpour/

Follow us on Twitter at:
https://twitter.com/tmiinyourabv

And don't forget to give us a shitty 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform and also on Podchaser:
https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tangential-downpour-tmi-in-you-1523047

Our Featured Drinks:
https://montuckycoldsnacks.com/
https://montuckycoldsnacks.com/pages/reviews (best reviews in town)
http://mainandmill.com/menu
https://destihl.com/hawaii-five-ale%E2%84%A2
https://www.schlafly.com/beers/raspberrypropercidercan/

Interested in seeing an interview with the one and only Soleil Moon Fry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIVPXT2V9hI

Mel gets these two bands mixed up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWFhuFZTAY

What you get when you cross Dee Snyder and Fred Schneider as a band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbiFcPhccu8

Hey there y’all! It’s been a minute since you heard from the Heibels but get ready for yet another fever dream of EPIC proportions because they have not one, but TWO special guests! Duo Wield (Natalie) and The Melaniac (Melainia) are joining the gang for one of the most provocative and bonkers bananas episodes yet. Hold on to your pearls, babies, and shitty light beers because here comes some pumpkin and fall adjacent goodness! You’ll hear words like “robust”, “aromatics”, “silky mouthfeel”, and “beautiful palette cleanser” being used FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS PODCAST! Get ready for a lot of giggling, ass talk, and possibly some soft-core porn? Find out who would actually do Imagine Dragons, meeting people on Christian Mingle, and picking up your kids from a Christian Preschool wearing a “King of Hell” shirt. Hear Mel turn into a seagull, Jon getting triggered, Natalie giggling throughout, and Melania talk about the Tempra of Beers. Which beer is 1/3 Amazing & 2/3 FUCK YOU? Which one do they want to Scotch Tape to their taints? This episode is definitely rated E for EXPLICIT (not for Everyone)!!
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!
If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:
TangentialDownpourPodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Facebook page at:
https://www.facebook.com/TMIinyourABV/

Follow us on Instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/tangential_downpour/

Follow us on Twitter at:
https://twitter.com/tmiinyourabv

And don't forget to give us a shitty 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform and also on Podchaser:
https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tangential-downpour-tmi-in-you-1523047

Our Featured Drinks:
https://www.samueladams.com/our-beers/limited-release/pumpkin-ale/jack-o
http://ofallonbrewery.com/beers/jack-o-latte/?age-verified=02bd77a769
https://untappd.com/b/o-fallon-brewery-maple-bacon-pumpkin/4439535
https://untappd.com/b/big-muddy-brewing-pumpkin-smasher/212610
https://untappd.com/b/heavy-seas-beer-the-great-er-pumpkin/10740
http://ofallonbrewery.com/beers/knotty/

Definitely listen to this Podcast we LOVE:
https://www.mydadwroteaporno.com/

Once again it’s Hard Seltzer Day! Only this time the Try Trio is going to TEXAS for some Shiner realness from our friends at Spoetzl Brewery. Do you hate learning something new everyday? Did you know that ABV actually stands for Above Average? Are you up to speed on the cool kids lingo? If you answered either yes or no to any of these questions you are in luck! The team takes a deep dive into some very interesting topics like ACTUAL cannibals, whipped cream high horses, breasts of fresh ass, and LITERAL OnlyFans. Some interesting questions are answered here on this episode as well such as, but not limited to, can a flavor be gorgeous? Does Jon hear birds? What ARE bananas good for? Is there a truck backing up in the kitchen? What seltzer sucks a fuck? All of these questions are answered and much, much more.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!
If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:
TangentialDownpourPodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Facebook page at:
https://www.facebook.com/TMIinyourABV/

Follow us on Instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/tangential_downpour/

Follow us on Twitter at:
https://twitter.com/tmiinyourabv

And don't forget to give us a shitty 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform and also on Podchaser:
https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tangential-downpour-tmi-in-you-1523047

Our Featured Drinks:
https://shiner.com/seltzer/straight-shooter
Decently OK reviews:
https://www.besttastingspirits.com/review-shiner-straight-shooter-hard-seltzer/

It’s that time of year where we break out our best Lumbersexual flannels and live our best Pumpkin Spice lives! Join the Booze Crew for their hot take on these cold seltzers and you just might learn a thing or two. For starters, Elvira is Queer!!! Beyonce normalized Buffalo Plaid accidentally inventing the Nature Cozy phenomenon. Little John Kuster fancies himself as Cottage Core? Does Lana del Ray’s music really make you feel sexy? Should Taylor Swift and Luna Shadows team up to make their side project Swift Shadows? Do fall flavors belong in seltzers or should they just stick to candles? Can you buy a spellbook at a clothing store? How much do you know about the wonderful world of Polyamory? Should you go to Chik-fil-a (no you shouldn’t)? Does this podcast need an OnlyFans? The answers to sooo many questions lie within…so listen on, if you dare…(insert Vincent Price laughter for full effect here)
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!
If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:
TangentialDownpourPodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Facebook page at:
https://www.facebook.com/TMIinyourABV/

Follow us on Instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/tangential_downpour/

Follow us on Twitter at:
https://twitter.com/tmiinyourabv

And don't forget to give us a shitty 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform and also on Podchaser:
https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tangential-downpour-tmi-in-you-1523047

Our Featured Drinks:
https://www.budlight.com/en/our-seltzers/bud-light-seltzer-fall-flannel.html

Welcome to our first ever ADHD Episode where Little John Kuster uses the excuse that he has ADHD as an excuse for everything!! But really, it is a real thing, and he shouldn’t be judged for it…but it doesn’t mean you won’t! Join the Tangential Downpour crew for an exploration into the wonderful world of Bon Viv Hard Seltzers! Mel explains just exactly where’s she’s been, what she’s been doing, AND what smells like Church Camp. It’s beginning to feel like Sweatah Weathah so, we suggest you buckle up and get on that BIG MABLE because your in for the ride of your life (or just maybe the fever dream of the week)! Our hosts answer the important questions like: How do you pronounce Crayon? Is Janeane Garofalo queer? Which Daria character vibes with which co-host? What smells like sweaty pantyhose? Where exactly is “almost Arkansas”, MO? And many many more answers to questions you’ve been DYING to know!!
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY…TELL US YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!
If you like what you hear and have drunk stories to tell us, want to make a suggestion for our next episode, or just want to send up pics of your pets email us at:
TangentialDownpourPodcast@gmail.com

Visit our Facebook page at:
https://www.facebook.com/TMIinyourABV/

Follow us on Instagram at:
https://www.instagram.com/tangential_downpour/

Follow us on Twitter at:
https://twitter.com/tmiinyourabv

And don't forget to give us a shitty 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform and also on Podchaser:
https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tangential-downpour-tmi-in-you-1523047

Our Featured Drinks:
https://www.bonvivspikedseltzer.com/

Emma Spookyastronaut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBLUoBHIzbI