The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

  1. 6 DAYS AGO

    227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!

    Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an early relationship where our female listener is seeming to be more experienced and adventurous than her partner.  How can I hype her up to show up in the butt plug vs mind-f*cking herself over it!? Tune in now! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast for bonus content + audio erotica.  Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get 20% off your purchase Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2511-jordyn to get 60% off your yearly subscription!

    1h 18m

  2. 17 MAR

    226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages

    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune in now. Got a listener question? Go to www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com to ask anonymously. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes here. VIIA Hemp: Get 20% off (21+) plus free gift if you are new customer using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. PopStar: Use promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at popstarlabs.com/hornyhouswewife to get 20% off. Bluechew: Try Bluechew free for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com

    1h 36m

  3. 10 MAR

    225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!

    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. Tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon!   Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2509-jordynfor 60% off the yearly pass- 14 day money back guarantee! Bluechew: Try your first month FREE go to BlueChew.com to learn more. EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off using code housewife50 at everyplate.com/podcast PopStar: Receive 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at  popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10 off your purchase!

    1h 1m

  4. 3 MAR

    224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy

    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays listener questions include semen fetish 101, a husband whose wife lacks total empathy and how to navigate, a wife who is looking to increase libido without the use of THC & more!! Join the Patreon for bonus listener questions and sexy story times! Popstar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back. VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your purchase at VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Get your first month free. Learn More at Bluechew.com BathMate: Visit bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your purchase!

    1h 22m

  5. 24 FEB

    223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!

    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’s and she says “it’s me, not you” when it comes to WHY she isn’t in the mood. Another couple is divided on the direction of their marriage, one spouse wants to open things while the MRS is avidly against. Tune in to hear my responses. Poll News: This week the listeners filled me in on all the ways you get off; spoiler alert yall really love watching your spouses have the big O =)  Bluechew: Get your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.com PopStar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back.

    55 min

  6. 17 FEB

    222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill

    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold Marcella was in peri menopause..while this isn't the case for everyone relationship wise, her starting hormones rocked her world…for the better! Now she feels it’s her personal mission to help couples 35-55 to understand what is going on hormonally in the home that may be your biggest ‘cock block’ Learn more about Marcella here. Today’s listener questions include the use of jeweled butt plugs, multiple orgasms and a wife desiring an open marriage due to a religious upbringing. Tune in now! Join the Patreon for bonus content at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Beducated: Use code JORDYN to get 60% off Beducated’s yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/february Bathmate: Get 10% off using promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout get 20% off your order. VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off at https://viia.co/HOUSEWIFE  Bluechew: Try your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.com

    1h 38m

  7. 10 FEB

    221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters

    Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Popstar- Use code HORNY HOUSEWIFE for 20% off at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife or shop for popstar on amazon! Bathmate: Go to bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/horny-valentine to get 60% off one year of Beducated use code JORDYN! Every Plate: get your first box 50% off by going to everyplate.com/podcast Bluechew: Try your first month FREE using code Housewife at checkout!

    1h 16m

  8. 3 FEB

    220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR

    Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today  ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why prompted starting this podcast, how my sex life has evolved as a result, what me and daddy d’s favorite position is and more. As for the listener q’s we have one listener who has received a sort of “ultimatum” in the bedroom- what does he want? To go back to front…..hello UTI a*****e lets chat. Another listener’s husband has turned to porn post his mother moving in their home and wifey is sexually starved and annoyed he is choosing porn over real life intimacy. Tune in to hear all of this and plenty more=) Join the Patreon here! Sponsors:  BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your order at VIIAhemp.com Butter Wellness: Get 30% off using code HOUSEWIFE at butterwellness.com Pop Star: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your order Sunny Situations: Receive 10% off your waterproof couples blanket https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC  or go to sunnysituations.com and use code housewife.

    1h 3m
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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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  • Creator
    Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    240
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © THH Media LLC

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