46 episodes

Writer/comedian/low-income husband and father James Donald Forbes McCann does not own a boat—yet! It is only a matter of time before this soon-to-be-lucrative podcast changes that sad fact.
The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast exists for one reason: to generate enough money for catamaran ownership. Yes, James can see the boat now, glimmering, as though in a vision. He could almost reach out and touch it. It is a beautiful boat.
Go to www.patreon.com/jdfmccann and begin your ongoing financial contribution to another man’s boat ownership today.

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The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan That's Not Canon Productions

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 17 Ratings

Writer/comedian/low-income husband and father James Donald Forbes McCann does not own a boat—yet! It is only a matter of time before this soon-to-be-lucrative podcast changes that sad fact.
The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast exists for one reason: to generate enough money for catamaran ownership. Yes, James can see the boat now, glimmering, as though in a vision. He could almost reach out and touch it. It is a beautiful boat.
Go to www.patreon.com/jdfmccann and begin your ongoing financial contribution to another man’s boat ownership today.

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    2 interviews

    2 interviews

    Partake of my #1 bestselling book of poems, Marlon Brando 9/11: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0B92NWWDC
    Get the audiobook and join the Patreon, and more: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann
    Thanks to Mike G
    https://www.instagram.com/comedymikegoldstein/?hl=en
    and Billy Oakley
    Check out Billy Oakley's exhibition on at Floating Goose,
    23rd sept- 16th October, open thurs-sun 11-4
    https://www.instagram.com/billyoakley_/?hl=en


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    • 34 min
    stillness is beautiful

    stillness is beautiful

    Get your copy of Marlon Brando 9/11: Beautiful Poems that Everybody Will Love: https://www.amazon.com.au/Marlon-Brando-11-Beautiful-Everybody/dp/B0B92NWWDC
    Join the Patreon and listen to the audiobook: https://patreon.com/jdfmccann
    I'm performing at Biddy O'Loughlin's fundraiser this Friday, tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/957701

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    • 23 min
    bestseller

    bestseller

    You can purchase the #1 bestseller now on Amazon: Marlon Brando 9/11: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0B92NWWDC
    Get the audiobook and join the patreon, and also get heaps of other things : https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann
    Sorry for the minimal editing this week, I know you all love the editing as much as I love doing the editing. Might even do some new classical music in the future. Thinking Purcell.
    I was very tired and forgot to mention this, but I loved the Queen. What a woman. The light of our lives has gone out. I pray for her. God save the King.

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    • 28 min
    Release Day: Marlon Brando 9/11: Beautiful Poems That Everybody Will Love

    Release Day: Marlon Brando 9/11: Beautiful Poems That Everybody Will Love

    Don't delay, get your episode of Marlon Brando 9/11 today: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0B92NWWDC
    Get the audiobook: https://www.patreon.com/jdfmccann

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    • 12 min
    Counting to 34 (with Ash Fils-Aime)

    Counting to 34 (with Ash Fils-Aime)

    Marlon Brando 9/11 is basically done, and is coming out THIS WEEK, September 10. How many copies of this exquisite book of poems will we sell?
    Thanks to Ash! Check out his special when it is out.
    Join the patreon, get the goodies, extra episodes: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann

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    • 24 min
    Mussolini Whine

    Mussolini Whine

    We are moving house. What fun that is.
    Coming to Brisbane THIS weekend http://www.jdfmccann.com/comedy
    Join the patreon, get the goodies, extra episodes: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann
    MARLON BRANDO 9/11 COMING SOON

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    • 24 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
17 Ratings

17 Ratings

Captainfabs ,

So vulnerable

I’ve never encountered such a vulnerable and heartfelt podcast about buying a boat.

Big Dogg 6000 ,

Marvellous

A magnificent show that makes me feel a lot better about the world, through the magic of Catamarans. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Well deserved 5 Stars

icecreamlasertown.php ,

Get this man a catamaran

Thank you to the algorithmic comedy podcast gods for suggesting this show! I've seen James' comedy live and never knew this show existed.

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