Write Me Dirty

3.9 (8)
COMEDY
UPDATED WEEKLY

Two celebrity friends reading home-written erotica to each other? Surely not... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14/08/2023

Jamie Laing & Tom Lucy: Chapter Two

Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish... By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO ‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Mere hours after Jamie and Tom’s friendship is propelled into a different dimension, the two friends find themselves back in the shower, only this time the only thing separating them is a flimsy shower curtain... ‘Could it get hotter? It just did' Washington Post ‘Just the Two of Us’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On a tension filled evening in London, Jamie and Tom explore their friendship one step further at dinner… Will Tom succumb to Jamie’s power? ’Hot. Hot. Hot.’ The Evening Standard Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

36 min
09/08/2023

Lewys Ball & Isla Loba

Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?! Presenting co-hosts of the podcast, Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba… ‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A sunny afternoon in Shoreditch House. A stolen metallic pink mini Telfar bag. At what lengths will Isla go for feminism and fashion? And will the culprit be the man that she’s been waiting for? ‘A modern-day thriller’ The Sunday Times ‘Thirteen Reasons Why’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ When Lewys is supposed to interview his dream guest, things take an unexpected turn… ’Fist-bump worthy!’ The Evening Standard Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 min
31/07/2023

Miles Nazaire & Liv Bentley

Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes… Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley… ‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On an early morning Sunday in Chelsea, Olivia unleashes her fantasies on an unsuspecting coffee shop worker. Will the coffee be too hot to handle? ‘I need to visit this coffee shop’ Good Health ‘The Workout’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a long, hard day of filming, Miles grabs a drink a The Naughty Horse - the hottest new club in Chelsea. A gift from a mysterious stranger leads to an even bigger gift… ’Sensational!’ GQ Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 min
24/07/2023

Catherine Bohart & Helen Bauer

Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives … Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer… ‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen push their friendship even further and test their electricity… How many sparks will fly in the studio? ‘Trusty Hogs in a whole different light’ The Financial Times ‘The Sneeze’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In an idyllic field somewhere, a fine maiden called Catherine discovers her colleague Helen. As new feelings are stirred and buttons are undone - who’s flower will be picked first? ’This is the read of the summer!’ The Independent Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

35 min
17/07/2023

Sophie Duker & Olga Koch

Hard nipples, pretending to fall asleep during sex & The Bible … Presenting Sophie Duker, and Olga Koch… ‘Meltdown’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On a futuristic space station far far away… Olga and Sophie unite in freezing cold temperatures. Will their sizzling chemistry melt the ice away? ’Pulsating!’ The Observer ‘The Girl with a Prawn Tattoo’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A 6am slack invite leads Olga to discover an underground secret circle… Which mysterious member will lead to Olga’s biggest homecoming yet? ’Is Sophie the next Jane Austin? ’ The Sunday Times Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

34 min
10/07/2023

Sarah Keyworth & Micky Overman

Thrusting, tent sex & ‘pulling’ at the market… Presenting Micky Overman, and Sarah Keyworth… ‘Juliet is Going To Die’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Sarah, The Ruler of The North must give the land’s sacrifice, Juliet, one last gift before the ceremony. Is the sacrifice worth saving? ’The rights to the film must be sold!’ The Sunday Times ‘Cum On My Tulips’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In this Dutch erotica, we see how a broken bicycle leads Micky to Vincent, the blond haired blue eyed painter. Will the seductive painter manage to paint Micky’s tulip? ’Tantalising… ’ The Evening Standard Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33 min
02/07/2023

Roman Kemp & Tom Grennan

Farting during ejaculation, socks on during sex and… thorny bushes? Presenting Roman Kemp, and Tom Grennan - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… 'Love Baking' ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Breakfast show host, Roman Kemp must be in bed by 7.30pm every night. But when he meets Cherry Berry at a baking competition, his world is flipped upside-down. Will his dough rise in time before 7.30pm, or will it be soggy bottoms for Roman? 'Sweet and salty in all the right places' Good Housekeeping ‘How It Felt’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A water bottle explosion at the Summertime Ball leads to even greater, wetter explosions when Tom and the mysterious, Cressida’s worlds collide. 'Music to make love to - spellbinding' NME Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 min
25/06/2023

Hayley Morris & Christopher Hall

Sexy nose bleeds and… using a penis as a gear stick? Presenting Hayley Morris, and Christopher Hall - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Eternal Flame’⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In a dimly lit spin studio, Instructor Chris finds himself in an unexpected position when he is greeted by a mysterious stranger… Who’s going to come out on top? 'Complex and alluring… A must for gym-goers.' The Sunday Times ‘Mystery Magic’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ With multiple suitors and mystery liaisons, Hayley’s theme park adventure takes a sizzling twist as she arrives at the gushing gorge. ’A scorching, sensual affair.’ Vogue Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

36 min
18/06/2023

GK Barry & Joe Baggs

Post pod coitus and vapes in strange places… Presenting GK Barry, and Joe Baggs - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Soho Whore House’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ What happens in the disabled toilets stays in the disabled toilets… When one thing leads to another Joe Baggs makes a shocking discovery about himself - he will never be the same again ‘The coming of age story of our time- literally.’ The Financial Times ‘Cranberry Showers’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Under the gritty backdrop of JD Wethers, sexual tensions escalate quickly, when two colleagues share more than they intended. They say there’s no smoke without fire, but what about vapes? ’Modern day Shakespeare’ The Independent Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 min
11/06/2023

Jamie Laing & Tom Lucy

Forbidden love, nude FaceTimes and aphrodisiac sweets. Presenting Jamie Laing, and Tom Lucy - the hottest new erotic fiction novelists with their debuts… ‘Brown Belts’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ How can a shower feel so dirty? What happens when a secret fantasy comes true? A tale of dominance and untold sexual desire between two friends. ‘I’ve not felt this turned on since American Pie’ The Times ‘Candy Smitten’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Evening. London. Strawberries. Cream. SEX. It started so sweet, but ended so salty. A secret kiss. A lot of rain. We’re not the only ones getting wet in this story. ’Spellbinding’ The Observer Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 min
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Introducing... Write Me Dirty

Once upon a time, two famous friends sat down to tell each other a story. A naughty story ... That they had written ... About their friend. 'Sex sells' their agents had told them. 'Worth a go!' the friends thought. Join GK Barry, Roman Kemp, Sophie Duker, Jamie Laing, Hayley Morris and many more, for this brand new podcast: Write Me Dirty. Coming Monday 12th June 2023. A JamPot production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Such a tease...

Squirming, writhing and going bright red. Just a few of the reactions you'll get from our guests on this show. Join us for the ULTIMATE, INTIMATE test of friendship, and prepare to be thoroughly turned on (...or off) as we hear celebrity friends read their home-written erotica to each other. It's adult storytelling at it's very best A JamPot Production, coming soon... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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3.9

out of 5

8 Ratings

NoYes

27/06/2023

Pooweebumjainydieahrieah

I can’t believe that this is happening so it won’t let me watch it and I like the sound of it
Write Me Dirty

13/06/2023

MissLibsB

Hilarious! Can't wait for the next episode!
I can’t.

12/06/2023

helloall8

Ive tried three times to listen to this podcast, because I love everything else Jamie does, but this is just beyond cringe…