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Episode 112: The Unsinkable Molly Brooks
Over the many illustrious years that this podcast has been in existence, we've avoided interviewing any real people. Because real people, like Warhol's art subjects, are actually quite boring.
Enter Molly Brooks.
Molly is a sommelier/industry extrordinaire from the sumptuously sunshiny San Diego area and I believe you'll find her as remarkably interesting as I do.
I'm not interested in interviewing boring people.
Enjoy the exception:
The wickedly intelligent, provocatively well-spoken, Molly Muthalovin' Brooks.
Episode 111: My Sherry? Uh. . .More.
On this episode, grab your tiny, tulip glasses and seat your rump on a seaside stump. It's time to learn all about Sherry.
Tap some ass and order some tapas and tap a short glass of all that is encompassed within this illustrious return to podcasting form.
Jason's back, ya'll.
Episode 110: A Critical Review of 'Sweetbitter'
On this episode, Sommelier Extraordinaire and avid TV watcher, Jason Booth, puts on his critical pants and does a thorough review of the new Starz television show 'Sweetbitter' based on the Stephanie Danler novel of the same name.
The novel is called 'Sweetbitter', not 'Of the Same Name', though if there were a novel called that, my intense hope would be for it to be made into a TV show for the sheer fun of the double entendre.
On this episode, I use the all of the meanings for all of the words (segue) to roll right over the idiocy included therein.
Nothing is sharper than a clever tongue (other than an eyelid papercut)
Enjoy the savagery of my Hotcake Hot Takes.
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Episode 109: CHEATER!
The Court of Master Sommeliers Cheating Scandal in all its glory and subterfuge.
Episode 108: Sémillon Kiss Goodnight
On this episode Jason is wearing a long, sheepskin turtleneck and pouring lemony water all over his body. Why? To be thematic, ya dumb-dumbs.
This is the Sémillon podcast and no, he won't apologize for it. *Snap, Snap, Snap!*
Episode 107: The Bordeaux Blenditage
On this episode, Jason teaches the homies what each grape contributes to the final product of the famous Bordeaux Blend.
He also uses way too many metaphors and similes and probably exhausts that family member in your car that doesn't want to listen to another one of these episodes but you're making them anyway because you have a quirkier sense of humor than they do and you just had to sit through their entire Post Malone album.
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OKAY GOODBYE THANKS FOR READING ALL OF THIS I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW BORED YOU MUST BE I'M NOT YOUR MOM YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.