Ep. 30: No Road is Your Oyster

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots attend orientation at the Royal Guard Academy, argue over blood, and hunt for an egg in the woods.

Alternate episode titles: None. Thanks Chet Weathersby. 

This episode contains profanity and talks of blood. 

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DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram)

Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter)

Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter)

William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram)

Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram)

His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram)

Music by Andrew Forsyth

Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)