Botched: A D&D Podcast

Botched: A D&D Podcast
Botched: A D&D Podcast

A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    Be Careful What You Wish For

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A trio of archeologists are searching the Middle East for a long lost tomb. Following the carefully laid out clues, they find the hidden location. After digging deep, they find a secret entrance. Within the tomb, there are multiple pictographs depicting a long lost civilization interacting with some strange device. Living within the device appears to be some sort of entity. But as the story goes a long, something seems off. Delving deeper, they find a lost treasure. A lamp! A desk lamp to be precise. How was a desk lamp residing in an ancient civilization? Who resides in the lamp? Does it grant wishes? What sort of camel sacrificial magic is used to locate hidden tombs? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 8m
  2. 18 NOV

    A Fart in the Wind

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A family of 3 is visiting Yosemite. There seems to be some tension in the family. The father is overly strict. The mother is an alcoholic. And the child is an absolutely obnoxious wuss. Nothing that a week long hike in one of the greatest national parks can’t fix! This trip is going to mend the broken marriage, and teach the boy how to survive, while also not being such a whiner. However, after only a few days into the trip, the plan falls apart. Without food, and having a few days to hike back to the car, they must rely on nature itself to survive. What is the deal with this family anyways? How will they survive out here in the wilds? Why does Dennis hate children? Is there another musical fruit other than beans? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 17m
  3. 11 NOV

    An Unlikely Rescue

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Russians have contacted the SCP Foundation again. Since joining the Foundation, they certainly need a lot of help. Especially since Stalin died. But, when he died, certain secrets came to life. One particularly well kept secret was that Stalin had recovered a certain dictator’s body in Germany. Not only did he recover it, but he used occult resources and magic in efforts to bring him back to life, so he could cause him pain. However, he was a little too successful and brought back a now unkillable individual, but with a heightened sense of pain. This was very cathartic for him. But, the dictator’s former comrades came to rescue him, and now he’s on the loose. It is the job of the SCP Foundation to quickly find and apprehend this individual and determine if there is a way to kill him. Who is this mysterious dictator? Where was he taken? Can they get him back? How will the Foundation deal with this ongoing threat? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 9m
  4. 4 NOV

    Pustulent Corpulent Americans

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Two Americans and a Frenchman walk into a cafe…the beginnings of a bad joke. In this instance, pretty much one of the Americans is the joke. A monstrosity. A freak of nature. A mistake of god. But hey, they’re all here working on behalf of the SCP Foundation to investigate missing persons and what appears to be the dead returning from the grave. Upon arriving in this sleepy little town, they make themselves known. Not for any good reason. But quickly realize there is some truth to the stories. Upon investigating further, they find things are a little more complicated than they first imagined. What are these walking corpses? What’s behind this strange occurrence? Who are these strange field agents that the SCP Foundation has employed? When is it ok to defecate on the floor? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 19m
  5. 28 OCT

    Just a Bunch of Fungis

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A small town in Kansas has gone completely silent. I mean, who can really say for how long? It’s Kansas, do they even have fire yet? Even still, the Foundation has been trying to get in touch with the town with no luck. Even a fly over garners no results.  Their best bet is to send in a team to see what’s going on. This needs to be done quickly and quietly. If the country has been invaded, then we need to find out without alerting the enemy. If it’s some sort of disease, then we want to make sure we keep the casualties as low as possible. What happened to this small town? Why is no one answering? Is it an invasion? A disease? What the heck are mazer beams? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 21m
  6. 21 OCT

    Crystal Clear

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of backpackers decides to explore the mountains of Spain. They get a professional to help them explore a fairly simple mountain path.  The trail up the mountain is fairly standard, however, an unforeseen earthquake, which is very odd for the region, causes a rockslide. This rockslide exposes an unexplored cave. With a sudden storm looming overhead, the group enters the cave and finds something far more dangerous inside. Who are these random backpackers? What lies inside this cave? Will they make it out alive? Why are Americans hiking through Spain in an attempt to find love? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 15m
  7. 14 OCT

    Forgetty Spaghetti

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Foundation has been trying to figure out a way to keep these anomalies a secret. Mostly they’ve either been locking up witnesses, using them for experiments, or just having them “taken care of.” They’ve received reports of a gargantuan creature residing in the Indian Ocean. A sub lost contact after appearing to spot something deep below the waves. The foundation dispatches a sub filled with “qualified personnel.”  They do indeed find the creature, but also find that it has something extremely valuable as well. What is this beast below the sea? What makes it so dangerous? What sort of value can this creature bring? Why is this sub captain so obsessed with spaghetti? Tune in and find out! Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 3m
  8. 7 OCT

    7 Channels and Bobble is On

    Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation continues to take form! Before the next investigation, some members of the foundation are concerned that there is a lack of ethics. Mostly because of sicking a serial killer cannibal on innocent people for seemingly no reason. It is decided that there needs to be an ethics committee to ensure actions like that don’t happen again! However, just outside of Chicago there are reports of children murdering their families, mutilating the bodies, and in some cases eating them. The foundation, as always, sends a crack team of investigators to see what’s going on. As the investigation goes on, it seems the children may not be anomalous, but something else in their lives is.  Who should be on the ethics committee? What is causing children to horrifically murder their families? Is there any way to stop it? What does a conflict of interest actually mean? Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!  ⁠Botched Archives⁠! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road!  Check out our store over at ⁠Botched Podcast⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, subscribe on ⁠Youtube⁠, like us on ⁠Facebook⁠. You can watch the show live on ⁠Twitch⁠! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠ Hosts: ⁠Dennis⁠, ⁠Phil⁠, ⁠Tristan⁠, ⁠Steve⁠ Editor: Philip D Keating Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: ⁠James Thatcher⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel  Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby Goose Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by ⁠Emily Swan⁠ Music by ⁠Gozer⁠ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

    1h 40m

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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/botchedpodcast/support

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