Chaos Lever Podcast

Ned Bellavance and Chris Hayner

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Chaos Lever examines emerging trends and new technology for the enterprise and beyond. Hosts Ned Bellavance and Chris Hayner examine the tech landscape through a skeptical lens based on over 40 combined years in the industry. Are we all doomed? Yes. Will the apocalypse be streamed on TikTok? Probably. Does Joni still love Chachi? Decidedly not.

26 JUN

The End of Season One (Finally) | Chaos Lever

Ned and Chris are back for one final ramble before they vanish into the summer ether like a Wi-Fi balloon over Cádiz. No, seriously—Ned might actually be in a balloon. This episode is one part announcement, one part ice cream therapy, and all parts Chaos Lever. We're talking podcast hiatus, upcoming plans, and a truly tragic story involving strawberry ice cream and social awkwardness. 🍦 We reflect on 3+ years of near-weekly episodes with zero concept of "seasons"🎈 Learn how Ned records from exotic locations while pretending to work📋 Listener survey incoming! You too can have your suggestions ignored in style We'll be back in September with more structure, guests, and maybe even edited episodes (don’t hold your breath). Until then, enjoy the silence—or better yet, catch up on the old chaos. LINKS💬 Listener Survey – https://pod.chaoslever.com/survey📅 Chaos Lever Archive – https://pod.chaoslever.com/episodes/ (00:00) - Whales, Wales, and wardrobe chaos (01:00) - The podcast is going on break (02:45) - Ned’s poor sense of time and tradition (05:00) - Summer plans and recording woes (07:00) - The listener survey that might change everything (09:00) - A tragic Ben & Jerry's tale (11:30) - LinkedIn hacks and healthy muting (12:50) - The plan for Season Two (13:08) - Ned floats away into the sky Click here to view the episode transcript.

13 min
19 JUN

Spinning Rust [Still] Ain’t Dead Yet (Redux) | Chaos Lever

Spinning rust is still not dead. Despite what some all-flash evangelists want you to believe, hard drives have a lot of life left—and yes, we’re still talking about tape too. While Chris and I enjoy a week off, we’re revisiting one of our favorite topics: storage tech and the slow demise that never quite comes. Spoiler: if you thought 2028 would be the funeral for HDDs, you may want to reschedule. In this trip down the byte-laden lane, we dig into Samsung’s monster 256TB SSD, the physics-defying logic of QLC vs. SLC flash, and why PureStorage is ready to bury HDDs... despite being wildly optimistic. And yes, there’s tape—because nothing dies on the internet or in data centers. Ever. Grab a Slurpee, sit back, and marvel at the storage wars that never end. Because if there’s one thing you can count on in tech, it’s that someone is always wrong—especially when they say “never.” 📌 LINKS: The Spinning Disk Hard Drive Is DeadLong Live The Spinning Disk Hard DriveThis month saw Samsung announcing some frankly absurd upcoming SSD productsIBM announced a TS1170 tape that handles 50TB native at an IO rate of 400mb/sThe LTO Ultrium Roadmap has a 576TB native tape listed in just 5 more generations (00:00) - Cold open and the horrors of CatDog (03:50) - Samsung’s absurd SSDs (07:00) - The death of hard drives (allegedly) (10:30) - Disaggregated storage and PB-SSDs (13:45) - SSD architecture: SLC to QLC (22:00) - Tradeoffs in flash types and reliability (27:30) - Hybrid SSDs and caches (29:00) - Why HDDs still matter (32:40) - Long live magnetic tape (35:50) - The case for tape in the cloud (38:00) - Future storage: DNA, 5D crystals, and other sci-fi Click here to view the episode transcript.

41 min
12 JUN

Can WordPress Be Saved from Its Creator? | Chaos Lever

🔥 The world may be on fire, but at least we’ve got s’mores and dark chocolate (just not 98% cacao, thank you). In this episode, we dunk on tech billionaires with the finesse of a flaming marshmallow and explore the dramatic saga of WordPress—from its humble GPL beginnings to the ego-fueled chaos of its current overlord. Yes, Matt Mullenweg, we’re talking about you. 🧩 We dive into how WordPress became the most-used CMS in the world, why Matt Mullenweg keeps lighting metaphorical fires, and what the Linux Foundation is doing to put out the flames. Spoiler alert: it involves decentralizing plugin updates so Matt can’t go full dictator mode again. Also, there's jazz. Because apparently that’s part of the lore. 🤡 There’s a feud with WP Engine, a cease and desist, plugin repos being snatched like toys at daycare, and even a checkbox to swear fealty before accessing your plugins. Welcome to the snark-fueled, historically grounded meltdown that is modern open source governance. Or, as we like to call it: Thursday. 📎 LINKSWeblog - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BlogWordPress Drama Explained - https://techcrunch.com/2025/01/12/wordpress-vs-wp-engine-drama-explained/Matt Makes Cancer Claim - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnI-QcVSwMUMatt Mullenweg Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_MullenwegWordPress Org Chart - https://make.wordpress.org/core/handbook/about/organization/WordPress Book - https://wordpress.org/book/table-of-contents/WordPress Foundation - https://wordpressfoundation.org/trademark-policy/ (00:00) - Intro and Marshmallow Prep (03:27) - The Billionaire Baby Theory (06:00) - History of WordPress (13:17) - What Even is GPL? (20:41) - The Naming Confusion of WordPress (27:02) - Matt vs WP Engine (35:03) - Enter the Linux Foundation (38:00) - Outro and WordPress Alternatives Click here to view the episode transcript.

40 min
10 JUN

Microsoft’s OneDrive Fiasco and the FAA’s Retro Tech | Tech News of the Week

Welcome to Tech News of the Week! Here's what caught our eye in the past seven days: Scammers are out in full force this summer with hyper-detailed (but totally fake) DMV texts warning about traffic violations. Chris reads one of these gloriously absurd attempts to scare Pennsylvanians into paying fake fines. Spoiler: no, you're not going to lose your license on June 3rd. But you might lose your dignity if you fall for it. 🚨 Link: https://www.ic3.gov/PSA/2024/PSA240412 OpenAI and the New York Times are still duking it out in court, and the judge just ordered OpenAI to keep a copy of all prompts and responses. Forever. This affects non-enterprise users, and yes, this includes your spicy GPT history. If you’ve been using AI to cheat on word games, you might want to consider switching to Claude. 🔍 Link: https://openai.com/index/response-to-nyt-data-demands/ Microsoft thinks you need convenience more than security, which is why apps can access your entire OneDrive if you click “yes” just once. Handy, right? Until ChatGPT or some shady lookalike app decides to rifle through your documents like a nosy raccoon. 🗂️ Link: https://www.techspot.com/news/108157-microsoft-file-picker-flaw-grants-full-onedrive-access.html And speaking of old, guess who’s still rocking floppy disks and Windows 95? That’s right, the FAA. Because what better way to run national aviation infrastructure than with 30-year-old tech and hardware that needs 13 disks to install Windows. ✈️ Link: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2025/06/faa-to-retire-floppy-disks-and-windows-95-amid-air-traffic-control-overhaul/ (00:00) - Intro (00:19) - Scammy Summer DMV Texts (02:56) - NYT v. OpenAI: Prompt Logs Forever (04:35) - OneDrive’s Convenient Data Leaks (07:45) - FAA Still Using Floppies and Win95 Click here to view the episode transcript.

10 min
5 JUN

Negligence as a Service | Chaos Lever

Welcome back, fellow humans (and bots in disguise)! This week on Chaos Lever, Chris and Ned dive into the dusty archives and slap us with a two-by-four of cybersecurity déjà vu. We’re talking legendary hacks that should have taught us better—and yet, here we are. From Emacs-enabled espionage in 1986 to Equifax’s honor-system security policies, it's a masterclass in how not to protect your data. 🧠 Lessons? Sure. But mostly it's about how we never learn them. We dissect what really caused these breaches—not slick zero-days, but plain old negligence and a fondness for not patching things. Also featured: expired SSL certs, trust as a security model, and how managing your asset inventory is more crucial than ever. 💥 Oh, and Ned tried to do a handstand for a cloud video and bled. Not relevant to cybersecurity, but 100% relevant to the Chaos Lever experience. Stick around for reenactments, rants, and ruminations on how saying “I accept the risk” is not a security policy. 🔗 LINKSApache Struts bug: https://blog.talosintelligence.com/apache-0-day-exploited/Nova episode about the 1986 hack: https://archive.org/details/The_KGB_The_Computer_and_Me_1990Senate investigation into Equifax: https://www.hsgac.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/imo/media/doc/FINAL%20Equifax%20Report.pdfCVE system creation by MITRE: https://www.cve.org/Resources/General/Towards-a-Common-Enumeration-of-Vulnerabilities.pdf

40 min
2 JUN

Your ASUS Router Is a Botnet Now | Tech News of the Week

Chaos is inevitable—especially on Patch Tuesday. This week, Chris and I dive into four juicy stories that highlight just how strange, scary, and downright ridiculous the world of tech can be. Buckle up. 🪟 Microsoft is now rolling out a Windows Update framework for third-party apps. That’s right—your janky software updater might get replaced with a system that actually works… or works too well. Imagine every random app on your PC suddenly deciding it's update time. Will this be a blessing or just another reboot roulette? https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/windows-itpro-blog/introducing-a-unified-future-for-app-updates-on-windows/4416354 🧮 NIST and CISA want to make vulnerability scoring suck less. Enter LEV—Likely Exploited Vulnerabilities. It's a new system meant to bridge the gap between CVSS severity and the real-world exploitability of threats. Does it work? No clue yet. Is it better than sifting through 10,000 false alarms? Almost certainly. https://www.securityweek.com/vulnerability-exploitation-probability-metric-proposed-by-nist-cisa-researchers/ 📡 ASUS routers have joined a new botnet called "AyySSHush" (seriously?). Hackers are hijacking popular ASUS models, disabling security features, and creating SSH backdoors that laugh in the face of firmware updates. Pro tip: factory reset your router, and maybe stop exposing your home network to the internet like it’s 1999. https://www.theregister.com/2025/05/29/8000_asus_routers_popped_in/ 🛡️ Microsoft Defender got punked by a tool called DefendNot. It tricks Windows into thinking a different antivirus is running, which causes Defender to voluntarily shut itself down. Hilarious. Terrifying. Mostly hilarious. Defender can now detect it, but still—nice one, internet. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/new-defendnot-tool-tricks-windows-into-disabling-microsoft-defender/

9 min
29 MAY

The Legacy of LaMDA | Chaos Lever

What happens when a Google engineer thinks his chatbot has developed a soul? Three years ago, we covered the LaMDA saga, and now it's back—because someone forgot to turn off the AI. In this rebroadcast episode, Chris and Ned re-examine the wild story of Blake Lemoyne, who believed his creation had achieved sentience. It... uh, didn't. 🤖 The duo digs deep into what AI really is, why self-awareness isn't a prerequisite, and how anthropomorphizing code gets us into philosophical hot water. They also break down the Turing Test, IBM’s thoughts on AGI, and why AI in a self-driving car doesn’t need a conscience—it needs to not crash. 🧠 Come for the snark, stay for the thought-provoking discussion about consciousness, ethics, and the real role of AI in society. Also, IKEA lamps. And a chatbot that maybe just wanted to talk. 🔗 LINKS- A Google engineer has been making some wild claims about a chat bot he was working on- How easy it is to make people get emotional about inanimate objects such as an IKEA lamp- Trying to find a way to describe AI that includes self-awareness- The interview that Blake and co did with LaMDA- There is a website called DALL-E mini- In 2019 some researchers tried to get AI to invent a sport

31 min
22 MAY

Your Interview Process is a Lie | Chaos Lever

Chris and Ned are joined this week by Colin Lacy, a senior software engineer at Cisco, recovering architect, and food photographer in a past life—yes, really. What starts as a detour into food photography quickly becomes a deep dive into everything wrong with technical interviews in tech today. From debugging Java on paper to AI in assessments, Colin doesn’t hold back. 🛠️ Colin unpacks his hiring experiences on both sides of the table, exposing the absurdity of algorithm-heavy interviews and advocating for real-world, job-relevant assessments. The gang questions the value of generic coding challenges and highlights how companies could better reflect day-to-day work in the interview process. 🤖 They also tackle the growing influence of AI tools in coding and why pretending they don’t exist in interviews is just plain dumb. Plus: Mount Fuji gets moved, debugging becomes a pencil sport, and someone finally says it—Java might be the actual problem. LINKS:🔗 Colin J Lacy on LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/colinjlacy/🔗 Colin J Codes a Lot on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@colinjcodesalot⁩

36 min

Chaos Lever examines emerging trends and new technology for the enterprise and beyond. Hosts Ned Bellavance and Chris Hayner examine the tech landscape through a skeptical lens based on over 40 combined years in the industry. Are we all doomed? Yes. Will the apocalypse be streamed on TikTok? Probably. Does Joni still love Chachi? Decidedly not.

Creator

Ned Bellavance and Chris Hayner
Years Active

2022 - 2025
Episodes

251
Rating

Explicit
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