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eD! Thomas, Jeff Ritter, and their producer Dave sit down to talk about whatever weird nonsense they feel like. That nonsense is usually Apple products, movies and TV shows, weird news stories, or just making fun of Dave for 30 minutes, but we try to range the full gamut of

19/09/2023

The Whimsy Twins

eD! and Jeff are back after a long period of technical nonsense that caused all sorts of issues with their recap of the Apple event, some basic human maintenance that eD!'s been engaging in that has made him feel less like a gnarled old man, details on where they've been all this time, and their newfound quest for whimsy! Also, as a side note, eD! owes dbrand an apology -- he thinks that his AirPods Pro case might have been to blame for his wireless charging issues, not their case for his AirPods Pro, so he's a real piece of shit for saying otherwise. Oh, and you can get the Ghost case that eD! and Jeff bought here -- that's not an affiliate link or something, dbrand just makes nice stuff and deserves your money to be honest!

1h 19m
09/09/2022

¡Manzanas!

eD! and Jeff are back to talk about a wide assortment of topics, including chocolate bars, language-learning apps, and sunflower seeds! And, y'know, all the stuff from the "Far Out" Apple event that happened on Wednesday. You knew that already, though, since, like, when do we not talk about the bazillions of dollars we just hand our pals in Cupertino?

54 min
24/06/2022

Room-Temperature WWDC Takes

eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at WWDC, beguiling TikTok videos, the horrors of exercise, and Bluetooth-enabled water bottles! Also they talk about where they've been for four months and, spoiler, it's none of your business, jackass. But, as an apology, here's a DALL·E image of a hamster making it rain, which should make things better for everyone:

60 min
28/02/2022

The Quality Bits You Know You Crave

eD! and Jeff stick to their new every-other-week schedule like the extremely dedicated heroes they are to discuss only the hottest topics of the day, even though that day was a few weeks ago! You want example topics? Put on some socks, 'cause we're about to knock your goofy ass outta 'em! The newest cast memeber for "Fast 10", and eD!'s dream casting for Vin Diesel's non-John Cena brother!Jeff's mind-altered snacking shenanigans!Spoilers for movies that are between 14 and 37 years old!Jeff's funeral plans!Shiny new toys!Memories of operating systems gone by!And apple juice, because we're not afraid to get controversial!

54 min
14/02/2022

The Olean of Illness

eD! and Jeff get back together like a sexy podcasting Voltron to discuss the horrors of feet, the glory of the "Weird Al" biopic, the ongoing nightmare that is the threat of COVID Dick, the heartbreak of heroes lost, the excitement of new sportsball heroes, and memories from decades gone by of a dude who should have been wearing a lot more on the beach! Also, no Dave this episode, so this is a perfect soundtrack for those sexytimes you might be hoping to have tonight, although this episode is longer than 15 seconds so it might not be the best idea you ever had, endurance-wise. Oh, yeah, we're going to be releasing these things every other week from now on, and we're already ahead of the game, prepared-episode-wise, so no more 27 year gaps between episodes, probably. And if you want to get those lightbulbs that eD! talks about, homies, we got you.

49 min
25/11/2021

A Nearly Coherent Thanksgiving

eD! and Jeff talk about Thanksgiving food preferences, feelings on parades, weird eyebrows, eD!’s teeth, and all sorts of other crap! Listen to this instead of the crazed rantings of your uncle that’s on Facebook too frequently, it’ll be way better.

43 min
15/09/2021

If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background

eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at the September Apple Event! And also Niki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. Yeah, it’s a weird one.

56 min
13/09/2021

The Entirety of a Good Breakfast

eD! and Jeff discuss disgraced governors, how to piss off jackasses in a 7-Eleven parking lot, and eD! regales you with the saga of Super Hero, his favorite deli in the universe! Also, we spend like 15 minutes straight talking about a really good egg sandwich, so maybe you should have one of them before you listen to this episode, or else you'll be sitting there all, "Damn, I shoulda had that egg sandwich I was warned about, this sounds delicious" the whole time.

33 min

eD! Thomas, Jeff Ritter, and their producer Dave sit down to talk about whatever weird nonsense they feel like. That nonsense is usually Apple products, movies and TV shows, weird news stories, or just making fun of Dave for 30 minutes, but we try to range the full gamut of

Creator

Nearly Coherent Industries
Years Active

2016 - 2023
Episodes

100
Rating

Explicit
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