Risk, The Scholar Presents Schnarff City

Risk, The Scholar
Risk, The Scholar Presents Schnarff City

Listen, while I flail or fail, as I continue my pointless journey through life disappointing every one closest, while offending those farthest away. Nothing quite beats embarrassing ones self and still not seeming to have the self esteem to do better. Shit, what is my show about? How about you tell me? This show may never have any listeners. If it does they must be insane. I'm insane. My show is naughty grimy and vulgar. So it's not for the kiddos. Lots of cussing. If your sensitive and can't take a joke well then you are one! Wimps and snitches please don't listen to my show. Damn Schnarff! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/schnarffcity/support

Episodes

  1. 27/07/2021

    Episode 3 : Wow. Mama Kringles Introduction.

    Risk, a self proclaimed stylish scholar. Whom, by the way, cannot afford to be stylish and lacks no respectable college background as far as his parents are concerned, therefore, making him the de facto non-expert on proper use of the word whom, sentence structure and comma placements, or knowing when to stop typing because he has realized he is becoming nervous and isn't sure if this sentence would be considered a run-on. Risk, then realizes run-on may be a proposition? Wait, preposition? Fuck. Just watch the damn show schnarff. FAIL! Episode 3 is just Wow! Meet the woman behind the scenes as I talk over her and clown texas while I ask her all sorts of irritating ass questions. This is a prime example of a lazy ass episode but hey you must have the calm before the snores. I promise you will laugh. Also you will be happy to hear that she actually hates me just as much as you do. In this scrambled eggs episode we cover all types of topics. You also get to meet the top schnarff my right hand woman Miss Kringle. She starts off sleepy but finishes off strong. Without any actual journalist qualities skills or intentions we talk malaria, Johnny Depp, Pirates, The Caribbean, Velenzuela and romantic getaways. Also Russel Crowe and his fantastic performance in Gladiator. Then to wrap it all up with the blessing of my main man and collaborator of content my musical maestro extroadinaire 6 the Chapter allows exclusive permission to use a gem of a song we made together years ago. The garbage showcases some of the verbal acuity and songwriting ability I used to posses. So ENJOY the world premiere of Risk, the Scholar presents, in collaboration with Renowned Producer 6 The Chapter, The Deep Vault Single "I Said Look!" By Risk, the Scholar f.k.a. Kristyle of United Myndz. If you read all this then you can listen all the way too. Donations are more than welcome. You schnarffs are starting to really grow on me. Flail or Fail! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/schnarffcity/support

    46 min

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Listen, while I flail or fail, as I continue my pointless journey through life disappointing every one closest, while offending those farthest away. Nothing quite beats embarrassing ones self and still not seeming to have the self esteem to do better. Shit, what is my show about? How about you tell me? This show may never have any listeners. If it does they must be insane. I'm insane. My show is naughty grimy and vulgar. So it's not for the kiddos. Lots of cussing. If your sensitive and can't take a joke well then you are one! Wimps and snitches please don't listen to my show. Damn Schnarff! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/schnarffcity/support

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