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"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted."
- Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

2 WOKE 2 F‪.‬ PAT DIXON

    • Comedy
    • 4.4 • 7 Ratings

"Fascism threatens humanity. We are the resistance. The time has come for each of us to finally STAND UP and be counted."
- Anonymous
2 totally cool white guys who dare to fight the power. Listen as they GO FOR WOKE!

    RAW POWER - 2W2F 2024

    RAW POWER - 2W2F 2024

    Biden's solid - and some even say impressive - debate performance somehow touched off a strange controversy about Biden's fitness for the office...(?) and his ability to beat Trump in the general election...(?). 
    All this smacks of Trump interferance in the election process - which by the way is probably a federal crime or something and should be added to his LONG list of felonies - and a news media that is either gullable or complicit. 
    Given SCOTUS's recent decisions which exempt Trump from any sort of prosecution whatsoever, for the rest of his life, we begin to wonder why the Democrats are so concerned about optics that they won't get in the mud and get a win every now and then. 
    The political right uses RAW POWER. The Democrats are so concerned about what's best for ALL Americans, and so afraid of bending a rule here or there, that they just wind up looking naive and foolish while the Republicans change laws, break laws and trounce the poor silly law-abiding Democrats. This needs to stop. 
    Believe me, we will have plenty to say about the events of last Saturday (that's what we're officially calling it, btw, "Last Saturday," because, you know, maybe it should've been someone's LAST Saturday; actually, that's unofficial at this point) but this episode is focussed on the strange reactions to the debate and what we can easily surmise as the cause. 

    • 55 min
    Self-immolation is Woke!

    Self-immolation is Woke!

    No question self-immolation is woke. The question is, what's the best way to do it.

    • 1 hr 4 min
    DIRECT ACTION

    DIRECT ACTION

    GOODBYE, SCOTT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
    NEW SEXUALITY FOR VLADIMIR.
    MIGRANTS SO SO SO WELCOME. 

    • 46 min
    Down my Wormhole

    Down my Wormhole

    Like Being God.

    • 1 hr
    Boneless penis

    Boneless penis

    He checked for the bone. Mammals are different.

    • 53 min
    The Wiggles of Death Metal

    The Wiggles of Death Metal

    Contemplating Jan 6, 9/11, how to finish this life in the best possible way, doing the maximum good with minimum ability, racism, transphobia, islamophobia, problems and solutions. 

    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

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Inspiring Conversations In The Age Of Resistance!

The wokest of the woke, these two beautiful betas aren’t afraid to say out loud what we are all thinking!
Thanks to listening to “2 Woke 2 F$$$” I have learned so much and eagerly share each episode with other riders by playing them real loud on my phone when I’m on the subway.

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Amazing

I’m learning so much

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