196 episodes

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Xandy and Christine Schiefer

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 260 Ratings

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

    156: Subway or Subway?

    156: Subway or Subway?

    Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for!

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    Music by Christune.

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    • 49 min
    155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches

    155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches

    This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before...

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    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    154: Reviews of Subway Stations

    154: Reviews of Subway Stations

    Go see pics of Xandy at The Transit Museum: instagram.com/beachtoosandy

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    • 1 hr 3 min
    153: Rate My Professors

    153: Rate My Professors

    Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie!

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    • 51 min
    152: Reviews of Halloween Attractions

    152: Reviews of Halloween Attractions

    If you look up in the night sky, you just may see the siblings Schiefer flying by.

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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Between You And Us: Episode 29

    Between You And Us: Episode 29

    Between talks of foreplay and vacuums, this episode really sucks.

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    • 36 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
260 Ratings

260 Ratings

factualreality ?! ,

Funny, relatable, and good hosts.

If you don’t agree with their political views you’re a sociopath.

Heykashfa ,

Lunatic Left-wing Liberal Losers

The best podcasters out there. This is my favourite podcast, I’ve listened to it probably 5 times over. The siblings are so sweet and relatable. The music, the banter, the reviews— it’s all amazing. I love that they don’t consider human rights issues “political”. Weirdly, this podcast really helps with my anxiety and helps me fall asleep.

Keep it up, Schiefers!

HeyHowYouDoing🎶🎵 ,

GARLIIICCCCC FRRIESSSSSSS

I wish I could give this podcasts 1 million stars. Or something like that. I’m not good at math. Beach Too Sandy Water Too Wet is absolutely wonderful!!! My family always complain about how I always have my headphones in listening to podcasts, but they have no idea how great this podcast is! The hosts make me laugh so much the way they read the reviews! Usually, I find podcasts were people ramble on with random weird stuff boring, but this one was exceptional!!!!!! I think I’m using too many exclamation marks, but I need to express my love for this.

LOVELOVELOVELOVE this podcast!

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