27 episodes

A Twilight fan podcast where we take the mechanics of the Twilight world seriously and justify them using real world science

Fang Theory Paige Prudhon and Hannah Xu

    • TV & Film

A Twilight fan podcast where we take the mechanics of the Twilight world seriously and justify them using real world science

    Into Our Little Piece of Forever

    Into Our Little Piece of Forever

    For one last time, we reflect on our time hosting Fang Theory, be our usual silly goofy selves, and visit the Twilight universe together. We hope you enjoyed it, and thank you for any precious moments you've spent with us.



    Socials (where we will still periodically post memes and updates):

    Instagram

    Twitter



    Donate:

    Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser



    Our intro and outro music:

    In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)



    An update for any concerned listeners: Paige and Hannah have since acquired Taylor tickets and will be seeing her together :)



    Links:

    Paige's article about falling in love with Twilight (again)

    Big Joel and autonomy in Twilight

    My favorite Phoebe Bridgers tweet

    And the perfect quote-tweet

    A little parting gift

    • 51 min
    I Have Died Everyday Waiting For You…

    I Have Died Everyday Waiting For You…

    Goonies never say die…but vampires sure do. As Hannah so eloquently put it, this is “the last one where we’re not just dicking around.” Tune in to hear how vampires die (and why it’s so hard to kill them) as well as some horrifying real life examples of regeneration in nature, featuring the wackiest goofiest animals. Also, don’t worry. Your liver is always looking out for you.



    Socials:

    Instagram

    Twitter



    Donate:

    Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser



    Our intro and outro music:

    In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)



    Links:

    Hydra picture

    Are Vampires Bald??? (Our hair episode)

    Our White Whale (Our semen episode)

    Hammerhead worms

    Itchy deer antlers

    Inventor of the pap smear and why it's called that

    Regeneration overview

    Regeneration and axolotls

    Axolotls and human regeneration research

    Hydras are immortal probably

    Replantation of digits

    • 1 hr 2 min
    There's a Possibility (that New Moon is the Best Movie Soundtrack)

    There's a Possibility (that New Moon is the Best Movie Soundtrack)

    In a lowkey, silly one, Hannah and Paige make the case that New Moon has the best movie soundtrack in the Twilight franchise, if not in cinema history as they talk about what they love about each song and rank them. 



    Socials:

    Instagram

    Twitter



    Donate:

    Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser



    Our intro and outro music:

    In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)



    Links:

    The New Moon Soundtrack

    White Demon Love Song

    Here We Go Again Video (by OK Go)

    The Killers are Mormon (?)

    Who is Thom Yorke

    Songs written exclusively for the soundtrack

    • 49 min
    Paige Croaks

    Paige Croaks

    This week Paige and Hannah go on a little self-indulgent jaunt through the first twilight movie. They talk about their favorite parts, the cinematography moves they thought were brilliant, the decisions they thought were, uh, questionable, and generally have a little silly time.



    Socials:

    Instagram

    Twitter



    Donate:

    Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser



    Our intro and outro music:

    In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)



    Links:

    SNL Skit

    The New Girl episode with Eric

    Clip 1 (1:00-3:00)

    Clip 2 (1:55-end)

    Clip 3

    Clip 4

    Clip 5

    Clip 6

    • 1 hr 32 min
    Things Get Hairy

    Things Get Hairy

    Paige brings Hannah her favorite and most heinous wig pictures from the entire Twilight series, and Hannah tier ranks them. Heads up, folks, some of these are pretty rough.



    Socials:

    Instagram

    Twitter



    Donate:

    Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser



    Our intro and outro music:

    In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)



    Links:

    The doc with all the links to the wigs Paige and Hannah discuss

    "Who Wears Wigs in Twilight?"

    "Which actors wore wigs..."

    "The Wiggiest Hair of the Twilight Franchise"

    "Good News for Twilight Cast Members: No More Wigs"

    Interview with Nikki Reed and Elizabeth Reaser

    Rob on BD Pt 2 Hair

    "You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!" clip

    Hannah's Glee tier ranking youtube video reference

    AHTIFICE!

    "You think they fooled me, brother?" (starts 2:40)

    Dakota Fanning's education

    The most sensual scene in twilight

    Ariana Grande on hair damage :(

    • 1 hr 22 min
    "NO!": A Jaunt Through Midnight Sun

    "NO!": A Jaunt Through Midnight Sun

    We humbly present Another Silly One. Basically, Paige walks Hannah through some moments in Midnight Sun and they make fun of Edward a little bit but also generally fawn over how much he loves Bella. It'll be fun, we promise.



    Socials:

    Instagram

    Twitter



    Donate:

    Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser



    Our intro and outro music:

    In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)



    Links:

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    • 54 min

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