Fantastic Justice Squad Super Wonder Brother Friends Sancho Panda
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Brothers who grew up a decade apart laugh and skewer their way through reviews of their favorite superhero movies and tv shows - highlighting their unique perspectives, a healthy amount of rivalry and embarrassing childhood stories.
If you love America, laughing, classic cartoons and the newest releases, laughing, cool movie insights, a rating system based on pandas, and laughing, then you need to subscribe to...
"THE FANTASTIC JUSTICE SQUAD SUPER WONDER BROTHER FRIENDS (who review stuff)"
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Ep30: Solo (Non-Spoiler & Spoiler Review)
We're putting together a crew to talk about the new Star Wars movie, and judging by the box office numbers you probably haven't heard about it yet. It's the story about a man who doesn't want anybody to know his name, so he becomes best friends with Woody from Cheers.
Secret Alias Man is the leader, which means he definitely can be trusted. And he has some exciting news about the charity Heroic Inner Kids. Garrick (not J) Hardy is the pilot, and this is his last gig before he retires (which is never an ominous thing to say). We were lucky enough to heist him from his regular Star Wars podcast and share his exclusive opinion with us first this time! Wooo! And that leaves Sancho Panda to be the sassy droid, because every episode needs one.
Oh, and since there's no navigator, just look at the timestamps below. Enjoy!
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Cold Open & Intro
4:00 - When We Last Left Our Heroes
11:45 - TY Sponsor: comicbookframe.com
14:20 - SOLO: NON-SPOILER REVIEW
15:00 - How would you describe it?
17:10 - Super Powers & Achilles' Heels (strengths & weeknesses)
40:30 - Panda Rating
43:00 - Trivia Game
51:00 - SOLO: SPOILER TALK
51:30 - THE BIG CAMEO, thoughts
1:01:10 - The Romance
1:02:20 - Han & Lando Dynamic
1:04:20 - Bored Imperials Naming Han
1:06:10 - Kessel Run Retcon
1:07:40 - Who Shot First?
1:09:05 - Val's Choices
1:11:00 - Movie Tropes, Old & New
1:13:10 - Enfys Nest
1:16:40 - The Sassy Droid
1:22:30 - Warrick Davis
1:24:00 - Han's Personality
1:26:00 - Where Should Star Wars Go Now?
1:28:00 - Outro & Outtakes
SHOUTOUTS:
Mark Sparling's 8-Bit Music (Kids Chair & Outtakes Themes)
www.soundcloud.com/marksparling
www.twitter.com/Markymark665
Garrick Hardy On Twitter @KikuchiyoThe7th and on the Fly Casual Podcast at betterkind.com
FOLLOW US
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fanbrofriends
Twitter: @FanBroFriend and @SanchoPandaVTW
To contact Secret Alias Man about Heroic Inner Kids:
Email: SecretAliasMan@gmail.com
Instagram: @SecretAliasMan
Facebook: @SecretAliasMan -
Ep29: The Last Jedi (Non-Spoiler & Spoiler Talk)
The latest Star Wars movie has brought true balance to the fan base. Half of us love it, and half hate it. And we need each other. It takes both the light and the dark... meat to make a porg. Yum!
And in this podcast, both light and dark meet, as Garrick joins the Fan Bros, and we try to give honest praise and critique, along with an admission of our own expectations and how that impacted our first viewing of The Last Jedi. This one will take a few parsecs to sit through, so strap in, grab some porg jerky, and enjoy the ride!
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Cold Open & Intro
2:35 - When We Last Left Our Heroes
8:00 - We Interrupt This Broadcast
14:00 - The Resistance (Parody Song)
NON-SPOILER TALK
17:20 - How Would You Describe This Movie?
19:05 - Super Powers & Achilles' Heels
39:20 - The Kid's Chair
48:00 - Better or Worse (Game)
SPOILER TALK
54:15 - Why do half the fans hate this so much?
54:25 - That's not my Luke
1:06:10 - Unsolved Mysteries
1:17:00 - Too much like Star Wars
1:20:40 - Not enough like Star Wars
1:23:40 - That's Not How the Force Works
1:34:00 - Too much closure? No Cliffhanger.
1:35:20 - Leadership on both sides are morons?
1:41:15 - More general discussion, both positive and negative
2:10:00 - Outro and Outtakes
SHOUTOUTS:
Mark Sparling's 8-Bit Music (Kids Chair & Outtakes Themes)
www.soundcloud.com/marksparling
www.twitter.com/Markymark665
Garrick Hardy On Twitter
@KikuchiyoThe7th and
on the Fly Casual Podcast at betterkind.com
FOLLOW US
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fanbrofriends
Twitter: @FanBroFriend and @SanchoPandaVTW
To contact Secret Alias Man about Heroic Inner Kids:
Email: SecretAliasMan@gmail.com
Instagram: @SecretAliasMan
Facebook: @SecretAliasMan -
Ep28: Defenders - What Did I Just Watch?
Two years ago Netflix began the epic saga of New York’s gritty streets with Daredevil, The Kingpin, The Punisher, Jessica Jones, and Kilgrave; compelling characters who made complex moral choices - and ended it with... this. Yes, the long-awaited conclusion to the story of Hell’s Kitchen is here, and we can honestly say that it is... here.
Listen as we attempt to defend the Defenders with all the success of Iron Fist trying not to punch The Wall Iron Fist Is Not Supposed To Punch. Which is to say, not at all.
We say some nice things, but then mostly the other things. Here’s what went wrong, what could have been better, what could have been a lot better, and what could have been buried at the bottom of a mystical pit. There is a game. So there’s that. And a speech that has not been rivaled in passion or relevance since JFK told us to go to the moon.
Which is where The Inhumans are.
On second thought, don’t go to the moon.
Listen to us.
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Cold Open & Intro
7:35 - When we last left our heroes
10:40 - Defenders Review
14:30 - SPOILER WARNING
16:50 - Strengths of Defenders
24:45 - What would've made it better
33:30 - Plain Vanillans
43:40 - Game: Who am I?
46:45 - Daredevil S3
49:25 - Big Bro's Rantmation
51:55 - Panda Rating
53:30 - Good News about JJ S2
54:30 - Outro & Outtakes
SHOUTOUTS:
Mark Sparling's 8-Bit Music (Outtakes Theme)
www.soundcloud.com/marksparling
www.twitter.com/Markymark665
The Fly Casual Podcast at betterkind.com and on iTunes
FOLLOW US:
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fanbrofriends
Twitter:
@FanBroFriends and @SanchoPandaVTW
To contact Secret Alias Man about Heroic Inner Kids:
Email: SecretAliasMan@gmail.com
Instagram: @SecretAliasMam
Facebook: @SecretAliasMan -
Ep27 - Spider-Man: Homecoming (Non-Spoiler & Spoiler Talk)
“Snyder-Man, Snyder-Man…” No, we’re not talking about the worst super-hero villain ever. (THIS time.) We’re just excited our favorite John Hughes movies got radiation poisoning, a cool red and blue suit, a high-school dance with 80s music, and a Death Star. That gets destroyed. Again.
Swing into fun (as long as you are in a semi-urban area) and welcome yet again the Amazing Spectacular Spider-Friend and fellow rooftop protector Garrick - just in time to announce the winner of the “Anyone But Garrick Can Win” Contest. (Hint: we’re saying there’s a chance. Double-Hint: There’s no chance.)
We talk sweet kid’s events, why this movie is great for kids (as apposed to other movies that are not real, are not a thing, and don’t exist) even though Michael Keaton is even scarier out of his black rubber ears than in them, various theories of The Meaning Of Granny Pants and Fuzzy Flight Jackets. THEN….
Dun dun DUNNNNN…
Garrick and Secret Alias Man find themselves trapped like spiders in a corner playing another sadistic guessing game by a former aspiring…something… who was apparently brushed aside as a child and now seeks revenge on his older brother for this perceived slight instead of seeking qualified counseling as he continues to use his broadcast and editing powers for evil instead of good. *cough* J. Jonah Jameson *cough*
So fill up your web-shooters, true believers - as we talk about a Spider-Man movie that has twice the joy and half the guilt. You’re going to love it.
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Cold Open & Intro
3:20 - comicbookframe.com contest winner
6:00 - Big Bro on "I Love That Movie" podcast ep.10
8:00 - Big Bro & Heroic Inner Kids
12:20 - SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING REVIEW (non-spoiler talk)
13:10 - How would you describe it
15:45 - Powers & Heels
30:40 - Kid's Chair
34:30 - Panda Rating
37:30 - GAME: Tagline Tango
52:10 - SPOILER TALK
1:53:40 - Watch it again? Buy it?
1:56:30 - Outro and Outtakes
SHOUTOUTS:
Mark Sparling's 8-Bit Music (Kids Chair & Outtakes Themes)
www.soundcloud.com/marksparling
www.twitter.com/Markymark665
Garrick Hardy On Twitter @KikuchiyoThe7th
and on the Fly Casual Podcast at betterkind.com
I Love That Movie - Podcast
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/i-love-that-movie/id1214634707
Website: http://i-love-that-movie.madewithopinion.com/
FOLLOW US:
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Twitter: @FanBroFriends and @SanchoPandaVTW
To contact Secret Alias Man about Heroic Inner Kids:
Email: SecretAliasMan@gmail.com
Instagram: @SecretAliasMan
Facebook: @SecretAliasMan -
EP26: Wonder Woman / Goodbye, Adam West
So there’s a new movie out. About a Woman. And the question everyone is asking is “I Wonder… if it’s any good?”
Join us as we join the story of people who live on a secret island no one can find that forbids men (especially those named Gilligan) to be there—until an impossibly blue-eyed guy named Chris who plays an impossibly blue-eyed guy named Steve who isn’t Captain America finds them. And by “finds them” I mean “brings World War I to their beachfront property and then takes their pretty Princess away.”
We also honor the passing of our beloved friend Adam West, tell you where you can see his last Batman movies, and play “Ask Your Brother Stuff He Doesn’t Know” about Wonder Woman with a certain familial relative who wasn’t alive when the show was on. Because fair. And by fair, I mean “not.”
And there might be some singing.
Because in a movie where Princess Buttercup flies through the air and kills Proto-Nazis like she’s winning a stuffed animal at the State Fair - anything can happen. Including maybe—just MAYBE—a good DC superhero movie.
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Cold Open & Intro
4:20 - www.comicbookframe.com
5:50 - Goodbye, Adam West
WONDER WOMAN REVIEW
10:00 - NON-SPOILER
11:30 - Congratulations, DC!
14:40 - How would you describe it?
17:15 - The “Ask Your Brother Stuff He Doesn't Know” Game
23:05 - Super Powers/Achilles' Heels
45:30 - The Kid's Chair
49:45 - Panda Rating
51:50 - SPOILER TALK
52:40 - More Powers & Heels, and the Kryptonite Sink
1:13:00 - Lil bro makes his own Wonder Woman Theme song
1:21:15 - Other Wonder Woman films
1:22:05 - What's next?
1:26:00 - Battle Cry, Outro, Outtakes
SHOUTOUTS:
Mark Sparling's 8-Bit Music (Kids Chair & Outtakes Themes)
www.soundcloud.com/marksparling
www.twitter.com/Markymark665
FOLLOW US:
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fanbrofriends
Twitter: @FanBroFriends and @SanchoPandaVTW
To contact Secret Alias Man about Heroic Inner Kids:
Email: SecretAliasMan@gmail.com
Instagram: @SecretAliasMan
Facebook: @SecretAliasMan -
Ep25: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 (Movie Review)
Get ready to grin ear-to-ear, like a trash panda digging through trash... not that our podcast is trash. Look, trash pandas like trash, and you like this podcast... for different reasons obviously... and we like pandas… and… okay, let's start over.
We're back! And we're talking Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2. And just like the movie, which brings back everything you loved about the first one - we bring back everything you love about our podcast as well. Jokes, deep insights, jokes, pandas, jokes, our planet-sized Egos…wait….
(*insert cute picture of Baby Groot here to get us out of this)
UPDATE: In our role as podcast star…lords…we've added a new segment called "The Kid’s Chair," where we give parents the non-spoilers heads-up about what to expect taking your child to the movie (and what questions you might be answering afterwards) You’re welcome, galaxy.
AND, we fill you in on what we've been up to, and why the long break (We’ll give you a hint - kids, capes and smiles), I mean, besides us just waiting for a good movie to talk about - which this is :-) And taking extra time to write the universe's best jokes - which these aren't. So get ready for some tasty, tasty pod trash in your ear! (*delete that. That’s worse. That’s so much worse…)
As always, huge thanks to our sponsor, www.comicbookframe.com. We've still got that contest going, so listen in for details on how you can win a free comic book frame.
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Cold Open & Intro
2:35 - What we've been up to
Heroic Inner Kids & Secret Alias Man's Star Lord Costume Documentary
RIP Chris Cornell
15:15 - Joss Whedon & Justice League
18:45 - Wonder Woman early reviews
19:50 - Sponser contest!!!
21:35 - GUARDIANS Vol.2 (Spoiler Free)
22:35 - When we last left our heroes
25:55 - My movie-going experience
28:15 - How would you describe it?
30:15 - Super Powers/Achilles Heels
41:55 - Panda Rating
45:00 - The Kids Chair
49:10 - SPOILER TALK
49:30 - I am the villain
1:04:30 - Best moments in the movie
1:13:15 - Better or Worse?
1:18:15 - What are they doing next?
1:22:35 - Outro and Outtakes
FOLLOW US
Facebook: www.facebook.com/FanBroFriends
Twitter: @FanBroFriends and @SanchoPandaVTW
To contact Secret Alias Man about Heroic Inner Kids e-mail him at SecretAliasMan@gmail.com, or contact him at SecretAliasMan on Instagram or Facebook.