3 episodes

We're just two queer weirdos who love talking about sex and toys, who compile these conversations into podcasts (which we totally wont regret ten years from now). Don't worry, we're not sexperts, just hopefully funny enough to be entertaining.

Fist you Podcast Fist You Podcast

    • Health & Fitness
    • 5.0 • 3 Ratings

We're just two queer weirdos who love talking about sex and toys, who compile these conversations into podcasts (which we totally wont regret ten years from now). Don't worry, we're not sexperts, just hopefully funny enough to be entertaining.

    NOT OUR FAULT WE’RE TAUGHT GARBAGE BUT OUR FAULT IF WE DON'T UNLEARN IT, TASTE UR LUBE & FLERKING

    NOT OUR FAULT WE’RE TAUGHT GARBAGE BUT OUR FAULT IF WE DON'T UNLEARN IT, TASTE UR LUBE & FLERKING

    In this episode, we rub all sorts of things on our bodies. We start with reviewing The Butters Lube, two luxurious blends of oil-based lube. Then Southern Butter massage oil and Seagrape massage oil. Archie reviews long-distance sex toys by We-Vibe that utilize phone apps for far-away fun. We answer a listener's question about cis-centric language when it comes to sex + relationships when you're not dating cis folks. It's not our fault that we were taught all this garbage, but it is our fault if we don't work on unlearning it.

    • 1 hr 11 min
    MERMAID KINK, A RESPONSIBLE BUT CLUMSY TOP, I DON'T WANT CHEESE ON MY DICK, & BREAKING UP W/ UR VIBE

    MERMAID KINK, A RESPONSIBLE BUT CLUMSY TOP, I DON'T WANT CHEESE ON MY DICK, & BREAKING UP W/ UR VIBE

    Archie and Ethel stay warm talking about wax play with Agreeable Agony's beautiful colorful candles! Ethel HATES on a sex toy, surprising all of us. How to break up with your vibe, how to tell your partner to stop eating pizza during sex, dating a cape vrs dating a hoodie, and lots of weird stuff!

    • 53 min
    BOUDOIR PRANKS, VAGINAL FLORA, PEGGING DILDOS, WOMANIZER, BEING QUEER, POLY, AND FAT

    BOUDOIR PRANKS, VAGINAL FLORA, PEGGING DILDOS, WOMANIZER, BEING QUEER, POLY, AND FAT

    Sexual resolutions, bedroom pranks, and some homemade remedies for keeping vaginal flora healthy! ALSO: gay zines by Jared Rourke (aqueerpress.com )and reviews of the fanciest Womanizer and a new anal dildo, The Rookie by Pleasureworks

    • 42 min

Customer Reviews

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3 Ratings

$waggy Twins ,

The best new queer podcast!

V charming, funny, helpful, five fists out of five 😘

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