219 episodes
No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
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4.9 • 33 Ratings
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A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves. Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie. Contact: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com or @NOCKATpodcast, or support the show at patreon.com/nockat! Merch: etsy.com/shop/nockat
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S7E38 - The Ga’s Have Arrived
We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko?
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S7E37 - Less Common Than an Applebees
We fuel up on ramen, then take on the Desert Palace as Vivi. There are a lot of torches to light before we confront Kuja and blow up his lies. Then we chase him to the Lost Continent and end for the day.
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S7E36 - Four Cats Dressed as a House
We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster.
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S7E35 - Nothing I Do Is Good
We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent.
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S7E34 - Adventures in Brain Melt
Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube.
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S7E33 - Sails Are the Wings of Boats
We eat sandwiches, then give Cid the special potion. Then we’re given a boat, which we use to explore the world finally.
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Customer Reviews
NOCKAT 4 LIFE
Listening to these guys is like hanging out with some old friends. Constantly cracking some great one liners and not to mention the best part….THEY’RE PLAYING FINAL FANTASY!
It was great to hear their perspectives on the games and especially when it’s ones they have never played before. Literally binged all 6 seasons in the span of 2 months.
Well done Jeff and Ryan. And now for dessert!
5 stars!!!
These dudes spank
What these guys are doing with the podcast medium is revolutionary. They’ve invented a format that I don’t hear anyone else doing. Dissecting these games through a writers lens is such a hilarious and brilliant premise. It’s unlike any gaming or comedy podcast you’ve ever heard. It’s better. Jeff and Ryan spank.
Everyone should know about this
Cheer with their successes, laugh at their failures. The first thing I've ever sent money to on Patreon because this podcast is art.