The Trials & Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker

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The Trials & Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker

Welcome to The Trials and Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker podcast. My name is Jared and I've worked in customer service, for way too long. Let's reclaim our souls together by bonding over ridiculous customers, one story at a time. Feedback, thoughts and opinions appreciated: pizzaordertaker@gmail.com / Twitter: @pizzaordertaker

  1. 2022-06-24

    The Escort Agency

    Episode 20: On this weeks episode we get a fun call for once, an escort agency placing an order for 10 pizzas. We got to hear the escort agency lady take some calls. Next we have an employee who is angry and acting like a child when their headset isn't working. Next up is me training two new employees who are turning out to be creeps. Will I have to fire them?

    11 min

  2. 2022-06-24

    How Big is Your Sausage?

    Episode 19: On this weeks episode, our first customer demands I call her Grandma and is very passionate about getting her grandson his two liter coke. The next customer is a pervert and wants to know how big our sausage is and continues to order pizza in a perverted manner. Our next customer claims the driver spit on his change... after he told the driver to get a real job and go back to the country he came from. Our last customer called me a pissy pants because the customer thought it was un...

    11 min

  3. 2022-06-17

    CSI Pizza

    Episode 18: On this weeks episode our first customer claims there's a hair in her pizza and I believe her, unfortunately the store owner doesn't. He claims his video tapes every order made. Our second customer is angry that his pizza is burnt, it turns out there is two slices with a couple of black specs but claims that makes the entire pizza burnt. Our last customer is angry about how long it's taking to get his order and demands to be compensated for his missed bed time.

    8 min

  4. 2022-06-17

    The Missing Bra

    Episode 17: On this weeks episode, our first customer decided my name would be a swear word because he incorrectly thought his pizza was late. Our second customer was upset because he dropped his wings on his kitchen floor and he wanted to be compensated accordingly. Our last customer was upset that that the delivery driver wasn't wearing a bra, heaven forbid her husband answered the door, she said.

    10 min

  5. 2022-06-10

    Petrified Wood

    Episode 16: On this weeks episode we have a condescending customer who thinks my name is "boy" and keeps getting angry and being verbally abusive because I need to know what hotel he is at and room #. I get fed up and pull a trick on him at the end of the call. Our next call is someone claiming they found something in their pizza... petrified wood. The driver returns with a new pizza and discovers the truth. Our last customer claims the driver ripped her off. I have her look at the total on h...

    10 min

  6. 2022-06-10

    The Condom

    Episode 15: On this weeks episode we have a customer that claims she found a used condom in her pizza, that's right an actual condom. Our second customer is rude for no reason and karma bites me in the butt when I transfer him back to the recording listing the specials. Our last customer calls in claiming they got food poisoning and is a little too detailed in his complaint.

    9 min

  7. 2022-06-03

    Are You a Homosexual

    Episode 14: On this weeks episode we have a customer who demands his pizza crust be made of buttered toast, nothing else will be acceptable. Our second customer is angry when I ask for his phone number to start his order, at one point he demands to know if I'm a homosexual. Our last customer claims her fries are moldy, there's no mold on them and the store double checks their product, she sounds believable when she demands her next three orders for free.

    10 min

  8. 2022-06-03

    Sexy Time

    Episode 13: On this weeks episode we have a customer who tells me that he hopes I die because of what we did to him. Our second customer claims his pizza smells like gas and is concerned it will blow up. Our last customer decides that it would be appropriate to engage in some sexy time while ordering pizza.

    9 min
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Welcome to The Trials and Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker podcast. My name is Jared and I've worked in customer service, for way too long. Let's reclaim our souls together by bonding over ridiculous customers, one story at a time. Feedback, thoughts and opinions appreciated: pizzaordertaker@gmail.com / Twitter: @pizzaordertaker

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