Building The Giraffe

Building The Giraffe
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Building The Giraffe Podcast

Kaiser Bitteur and Justin Schafer are two men at the whims of an insane billionaire bent on making the perfect movie so each week they create a new one from scratch all in the hopes of appeasing him and being let out of their ridiculous contract.

  1. 02/04/2022

    Episode 21 – Thee Batman

    We’re still stuck on the oil rig, but we got one of those Starlink satellites to bring you more movie pitches! Have you ever wondered why they don’t make Have you ever wondered why they don’t make a dark version of Batman? One so bleak that it would make millions and millions of dollars just … Continue reading "Episode 21 – Thee Batman"

    1h 24m

  2. 01/04/2022

    REPOST! Episode 13 – The Piña Colada Effect!

    In an effort to refresh the RSS feed and get people back to listening we are reposting some of our favorite episodes before we start recording again, little did we know we would predict the love of using the same needle drop in movies over and over and over in a 2 hour span. These … Continue reading "REPOST! Episode 13 – The Piña Colada Effect!"

    43 min

  3. 01/04/2022

    REPOST! Episode 5 – There’s Something About My Car

    In an attempt to refresh the RSS feed and get you guys back into the show before we begin recording again we are posting some of our favorite episodes, including this one where we accidentally predicted “Titane”. In episode 5 of Building The Giraffe we attempt to placate TJ Moneybags by exploring the broad comedy … Continue reading "REPOST! Episode 5 – There’s Something About My Car"

    60 min

  4. 01/04/2022

    REPOST! Episode 1 – The Last Shot

    In an attempt to bring the RSS feed back to life and give you a refresh before we start recording again, please take a listen to this very first episode of our show! Little did we know how prescient this episode would be not long after we made it. In our inaugural episode we explain … Continue reading "REPOST! Episode 1 – The Last Shot"

    1h 13m

  5. 20/01/2020

    Building The Giraffe Episode 20 – Sorry!

    Did you wonder what happens when you change the plot of a classic board game that has no plot into a high stakes interstellar sci-fi action movie? Did you also wonder what would happen if you put John Malkovich in that movie and pitted him against The Rock and Kevin Hart? Well, we did, so … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 20 – Sorry!"

    47 min

  6. 23/12/2019

    Building The Giraffe Episode 19 – Step Into Christmas

    Did you ever wonder what might happen if you pitted an inter-dimensional traveling Elton John who is actually Santa Claus’ brother that is played by Paul McCartney against a Paul McCartney played by Daniel Day Lewis for the very soul of our reality and of Christmas itself? Too bad, we did! Come Step Into Christmas … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 19 – Step Into Christmas"

    1h 3m

  7. 10/12/2019

    Building The Giraffe Episode 18: Here Comes The Boom 2: Widdle Birfday Boy

    Did you ever want the Kevin James extended universe to be a thing? Where Paul Blart can meet the Zookeeper and can hang out with I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry? No, you didn’t, but we did! So we bring you a soft reboot/sequel to Kevin James seminal work Here Comes The Boom, only … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 18: Here Comes The Boom 2: Widdle Birfday Boy"

    54 min

  8. 02/12/2019

    Building The Giraffe Episode 17 – 12 Years A Car Salesman

    Did you ever feel like jobs sometimes feel like indentured servitude? So do we, but mostly because are rightfully allowed to do so. In keeping with that idea we present to you a hybrid between 12 Years A Slave and Glengary Glenross, one that we think turned out very well. Thanks for listening and email … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 17 – 12 Years A Car Salesman"

    56 min
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Kaiser Bitteur and Justin Schafer are two men at the whims of an insane billionaire bent on making the perfect movie so each week they create a new one from scratch all in the hopes of appeasing him and being let out of their ridiculous contract.

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  • Creator
    Building The Giraffe
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2022
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Building The Giraffe

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