Daily Fail Kristen Meinzer

Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:  A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIMEBill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it)Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not)
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He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. 
This week: Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has) Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping  
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We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:  Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuffBen Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist 
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What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing. 
This week: Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED???Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted?You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good 
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Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:  A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/ 
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We hope everything’s going Arche-well.
This week: RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain wormA clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host
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