Rat Diaries

Rachael Weber
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Welcome to Rat Diaries. A podcast by Rachael Weber & a new episode EVERY TUESDAY. Why Rat Diaries? Well, this podcast is dedicated to my departed pet rat, Eloise. At age 10, I had a pet rat named Eloise (named after Eloise, from the movie Eloise at Christmas). She was white with black spots, enjoyed mini pancakes & yogurt drops, and was the closest thing to a chihuahua that my parents would let me have as a pet. This rodent single-handedly created my identity and made me a Rat Girl. Welcome to Rat Diaries.

  1. 2 SEPT

    Dear Diary: I went to the Vegas Sphere

    In this episode, Rachael discusses her recent visit to the Las Vegas Sphere where she saw the Wizard of Oz movie... she gives her FULL opinion of the Sphere & whether or not its worth visiting  TUNE INNNNNNNN

    29 min

  2. 26 AUG

    Dear Diary: Was the Moon Landing Real?

    On this episode, Rachael discusses her favorite conspiracy theories... was the moon landing real? What about Area 51? Was Bob Lazar lying? SO MANY QUESTIONS for a baby rat brain. Let me know what you guys think.... XOXO Queen Rat

    33 min

  3. 19 AUG

    Dear Diary: I HAVE RINGXIETY!

    Howdy Rats. On this episode, Rachael discusses the self-diagnosed condition that she has... Ringxiety. Things you say/think if you have Ringxiety:  “When am I getting engaged?!” “I’m going insane.” “Why isn’t my bf home yet - something is suspicious I'm going to track his location?!” "I should probably get my nails done because we are going to dinner and maybe it will happen there". Rachael also discusses on this episode: The worst thing you can do as a neighbor The BEST PJ brand Bachelorrette party FAILS How to save money & still use a Nespresso Vertuo  Current DJ obsession LOVE U RATS!

    28 min

  4. 12 AUG

    Dear Diary: 2016 is TRENDING & I'm a mommy?

    Hi Rats, On this episode, Rachael dives into her recent bachelorette party that she attended, talks about her spirit child (?) and how she's ready for children (To her family & significant other, don't panic) :) She also dives into a recent trend that is surfacing... 2016??? Apparently Hollister baby doll tops are back in action. SCARY. TUNE IN RATS.

    23 min

  5. 22 JUL

    Dear Diary: My BF Put A Pull-Up Bar in our Bedroom

    In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Rat Diaries, Rachael returns from a podcast break with fresh reflections—live from her perfectly fluffed bed. She dives into the chaos of cohabitation, detailing the interior design crisis (and emotional reckoning) that came with installing a pull-up bar in her bedroom. Plus: pajama pride, Sopranos burnout, David Dobrik nostalgia, and a slow descent into becoming... her boyfriend. It’s personal, messy, funny, and very Rat Diaries.

    21 min

  6. 9 JUL

    7th Grade Problems that Felt Like the End of the World

    In this episode, I give a little 4th of July recap with her ~interesting~ neighbors. Then I dive into a full-on nostalgia spiral about all the things that felt like a huge deal in 7th grade. Like… shaving my legs for the first time, begging my mom to let me get stuff that felt more “grown up,” and chasing that big girl energy before I had any clue what I was doing. Middle school me really thought those moments were life or death... DRAMMMAAA love u rats

    27 min

  7. 17 JUN

    Dear Diary: I let ChatGPT Interview Me

    On this episode Rachael lets ChatGPT interview me... and it's WILD how much it knows about me.

    31 min

  8. 27 MAY

    Dear Diary: Planning Our Future Wedding...Sort of (ft. Nick)

    In this episode, Rachael is joined by her boyfriend Nick for a slightly chaotic deep dive into their very different visions of the perfect wedding. Spoiler alert: Nick’s ideas might just explain why you don’t see many male wedding planners! They also crown their “Stinker of the Week” — find out what that title means (and whether it could be you). Tune in for laughs and some INSANE wedding ideas...

    46 min
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About

Welcome to Rat Diaries. A podcast by Rachael Weber & a new episode EVERY TUESDAY. Why Rat Diaries? Well, this podcast is dedicated to my departed pet rat, Eloise. At age 10, I had a pet rat named Eloise (named after Eloise, from the movie Eloise at Christmas). She was white with black spots, enjoyed mini pancakes & yogurt drops, and was the closest thing to a chihuahua that my parents would let me have as a pet. This rodent single-handedly created my identity and made me a Rat Girl. Welcome to Rat Diaries.

Information

  • Creator
    Rachael Weber
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    85
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023
  • Show Website
    Rat Diaries