Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

  1. 10 HR AGO

    Thanks Giving Head

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards 5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024 17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs 27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms 44:38 Tipping Up Front 50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt? 56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics 1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR 1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew? 1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself 1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses 1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins  Thanks to Gametime, Load Boost, PrizePicks, Hims, Shopify Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off PrizePicks - Download the app or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

    1h 33m

  2. 4 DAYS AGO • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Live Stream Before Our Stiff Socks Show

    WE'LL DO IT LIVE , We had an amazing time at our first Stiff Socks tour show, and we were on our way to the second one. Unfortunately, we had to cut it a bit short to make it in time, but we really appreciate you hanging out with us and tuning in now!

    38 min

  3. 20 NOV

    Making Love Off the Mushrooms

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth 14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At, 22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map 33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains 50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver, 53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida 1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State 1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating? 1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different? 1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight 1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins 1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight Thanks to First Rounds on Me, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Arena Club First Rounds on Me - For the first 200 listeners, use code "Socks" and enjoy a free month of FROM’s highest level subscription, Terracotta. Hit the link https://from.onelink.me/LQvW/stiff download the app, enter the code, and get ready to impress without breaking a sweat. BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month BlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Arena Club - Go to https://arenaclub.com/socks and use code socks for 10% off your first purchase #ad #sponsored

    1h 42m

  4. 15 NOV • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Head off Skibidi

    The boys dive into important parenting questions, like what breast milk tastes like and how to tell your son his girlfriend is attractive without being awkward. They also calculate how much their individual semen loads would fetch at a sperm bank. Plus, they uncover the true origin of Skibidi Toilet and how it all began.

    1h 21m

  5. 13 NOV

    Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Burbank, CA: Nov 22 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor 4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time 12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips 18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops 24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height 30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism 43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains 51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business 1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle 1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym? 1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend 1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years Thanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load Boost Prize Picks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Mando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off  #ad #sponsored

    1h 33m

  6. 8 NOV • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Breakfast with Blau

    Patreon Fam!!!! The boys riff on Corinna Kopf, making burner accounts, and Michael's Breakfast with Blau series he had on Facebook.

    1h 26m

  7. 6 NOV

    Smells Like Clam Chowder

    Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark -  Head to https://embarkvet.com and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks #ad #sponsored

    1h 34m

  8. 1 NOV • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    Don't Talk to me Until I've had an Entire Cup Full of C*m

    What a title the boys start RIFFING after their Halloween episode and its a classic wild one. The boys talk about 4ork, Coffee, Gag Gifts and life. It's an episode you sign up for on bonus episodes, we hope you enjoy and love you!

    1h 30m
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Information

  • Creator
    Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2024
  • Episodes
    724
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Stiff Socks
  • Provider
    Stiff Socks INC

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