Tales From The Crisps Pods Will Eat Themself

This week, archaeologists found a massive black granite sarcophagus in Cambridgeshire, untouched for 2,000 years. Could it contain the remains of ancient crisps spokesperson Gary Lineker, or (less appealingly) a deadly curse?

According to experts who have now unsealed it, it's a no to both. Instead, it revealed a USB stick and red-brown crisp packet flavour dust, which gave off an unbearable stench.

Following an online petition, Henry and Josie were permitted to eat the flavour dust and decrypt the USB stick. On it they discovered this long-lost episode of their podcast, now made available for the delectation of the listening public!

Crisp Evans (Henry) and Gaby Roastbeef (Josie), with bedhead and sleepydust, rudely awaken the second of their reunion specials: truly a big dog's breakfast...