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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
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Flagrant is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.
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Bert Kreischer Gets Pranked By His Biggest Fear
Whats up people, we've got The Machine in the building, Bert Kreischer. Schulz reached out to his 2 bears, 1 cave co-host Tom Segura to get some info on some of Berts fears... turns out he hates clowns and balloons. We DID NOT expect it to end up like this. INDULGE!
00:00 START
01:27 Rolex boys
04:59 WHO Picked berts movie wife? + kissing a new woman
08:42 Why Bert won't cheat + Bert loves to EAT
12:46 Being honest + earning the ability to talk about yourself
15:30 Tosh is the greatest + colluding in poker
20:48 Bert's comedy style + having unbelievable conviction
30:26 Patrice O'Neal story + insight into their lives
32:07 Birth of "The Machine" + being protective about personal life
37:39 Bert LOVES Segura even if Bert gets hurt
41:54 Music industry infiltrated Comedy + wanting to make Comedy
45:58 Stand up clips are gonna end comedy but it WORKS
51:15 Body counts really do count
59:57 Segura sends his regards + "you can't trust them"
01:03:53 Flagrant unspiked Bert's beer
01:04:57 "I can smell them" - Balloon PTSD
01:09:18 Ari is more trustworthy than Flagrant + can't trust Clowns
01:15:04 Bert is terrified of flying + blimp panic attack
01:18:02 Industrial Clown Complex is done
01:19:17 Deaths, Phobias, panic attacks & spelunking
01:39:49 Travel show - cave diving or wingsuiting will be your funeral
01:45:04 Bert is relentless + failure was ultimate blessing
01:54:26 Early Rogan appearances - impacted EVERYTHING
02:04:22 Comics used to hate each other
02:06:41 Blessed to have lived the best life -
Expert Reveals The Pyramids LOST Technology
What up people, today we independent researcher and creator of UnchartedX Ben Van Kerkwyk to explain WHY the pyramids couldn't have been built the way archeologists say. He showed us the drilled cores from ancient power tools, perfectly balanced pots that couldn't be made by hand... and even shows what the pyramids could have been used for all along... Limitless energy? INDULGE!
00:00 Join us on our Ancient Egypt adventure
01:19 The precision of the Pyramids are insane
06:40 Tools they claimed Egyptians used doesn’t make sense
09:20 Engineers’ impact + pyramids represent the precision of the Earth
16:06 There was a lost civilization + humans have been around for a LONG time
23:39 Water damage on the Sphinxes
27:07 Gobekli Tepe discovering changed everything
28:42 Sphinxes have a peanut head
33:11 We’re in an ice age + Younger Dryas period was VIOLENT
40:34 Meteors - Great Chicago Fire + Apocalypse + Bones were decimated
47:59 Ancient underground cities - Derinkuyu + Gobekli Tepe
50:28 Impacts in NA caused Younger Dryas
54:14 Religions across the world talk of a great flood
59:14 Ancient Egyptian vases having insane precision
01:11:27 Evidence might be buried + Pyramids across the world
01:15:46 Why are Pyramids so significant?
01:18:43 Pyramids had function = energy source?
01:36:25 Ancient Egyptians talked about a time before them
01:39:25 Unreal craftsmanship - Giant statues + heritage
01:44:27 Ancient cities across the world + South American Precision
01:54:50 Asking for evidence of tools applies to all explanations
02:02:02 Understanding our history will help properly prioritize
02:04:13 Drugs helped + Climate Change = cold is real problem
02:10:48 Dynastic Egyptians deserve credit + hieroglyphs in Australia???
02:15:02 Scale of mass + hieroglyphs don’t talk about pyramids
02:22:18 Giants + G. Blacki is the actual name + Neanderthals were lit
02:29:04 Aliens ayy LMAO + Exodus into space
02:33:24 Antarctica + Ottoman Maps + Military power
02:38:11 Challenging your beliefs and being open to change -
Chael Sonnen on Jon Jones, Trash Talk & Lebron's Steroid Use
What’s good people we got the Bad Guy himself Chael Sonnen. He stops by to talk about his nemesis Jon Jones, The Art Of The Bad Guy, Floyd Mayweathers money problems, & Lebron James Alleged steroid use. This one gets wild. INDULGE!
00:00 Chael Sonnen in a wild boy
01:07 How to be a bad guy - be authentic
07:44 Andrew’s favourite piece of trashtalking
10:31 Code of the heel + The crowd will choose their heroes
17:33 Valentina Shevchenko doesn’t understand her role
25:39 Chael: Jon Jones v Ciryl Gane is a miss
29:23 Francis Ngannou just didn’t make money
34:16 Francis Ngannou v Tyson Fury isn’t a draw
39:51 Chael just loves fighting & father’s affection
43:57 Chael was always a heel + first promo
47:05 Nogueiras won’t talk to Chael to this day
48:58 Crossing the line - Chael’s regret + Tito Ortiz
52:25 Breaking character for Wanderlei + understanding the role
54:52 Andy Kauffman was a genius + Conor is true to the performance
01:00:29 Jake and Logan Paul deserve respect + WWE’s offer
01:03:24 Chael: $8.8m from Silva fight + Jones doesn’t know how to negotiate
01:12:21 Fake news: Mayweather v McGregor + Chael officiated Mayweather
01:21:20 Floyd never made $100m from a fight + needs the money
01:28:27 Chael on CTE, mat rats + code speak
01:31:24 Israel v Pereira is a confusing rematch
01:35:27 Chael knew couldn’t beat Jon Jones + confidence & failure
01:38:27 Chael was NOT clean + LeBron James + PEDs
01:43:33 Bellator 292 - $1m 8 man tournament
01:49:34 Islam Makhachev IV, scumbag nurse + Lance use of IV
01:54:42 Chael on Politics: Clinton, Obama, Trump, Romney & Ventura
02:02:47 “I used to rob banks” + Chael’s wife + D. B. Cooper
02:20:17 Chael knew there was a phoney in President’s inner circle
02:22:30 George Santos is like any other politician
02:24:47 Chael LOVES voting
02:26:09 JFK story doesn’t make sense
02:28:42 Pyramids + Rogan doesn’t miss + Netflix saved comedy
02:33:28 Chael was a virgin until he met Brittany Hottie
02:37:26 Chael would have holidayed on Epstein’s Island -
Charlamagne I’ll Bl*w A Dude If Kanye Comes Back To Adidas
Today we got the one and only Charlamagne Tha God in the building to discuss Kanye & Adidas getting back, Michael B. Jordan confronting bully, and why Jake Pauls loss is actually better for him. INDULGE!
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White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison
Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE!
00:00 Intro
00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch
01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel
03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree?
05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison
07:35 Different types of jail
08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp
10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits
14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker
20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness
22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer
26:30 Coke is where the money is
29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart
35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse
41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month
46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs
56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel
01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore
01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl
01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing
01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies
01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes
01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling
01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money?
01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts
01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen
01:38:51 Embracing your past
01:41:40 How Johnny would start again…
01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation
01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird
02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents
02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection
02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall
02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism
02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life
02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict
02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison
02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie
02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat
02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy
02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best
02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf
02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting
02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets”
02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking -
Ralph Barbosa Speaks On George Lopez Diss & Ohio Train Crashes
Whats up people, we got Ralph Barbosa in the studio today to talk about the recent comments from George Lopez & growing up in a cartel family. And THEN, we got just the boys chopping up about Ohio train conspiracies, UFC conspiracies, and why The Last Of Us is the greatest game ever.
00:00 Beef with George Lopez?
06:22 George Lopez called Ralph to apologize
08:32 OGs need their love too
10:50 Ralph doesn’t even think George was being personal
13:50 Andrew Schulz’s Slideshow Pain
15:16 Ralph is stuck in Dallas
17:46 Ralph - bum at heart + getting pum pum
21:41 Ralph’s family involvement with Cartels
27:52 Ralph’s dad and uncle did their time
33:15 Feeling like Michael Corleone
38:18 Ralph leaves before it gets too good
29:14 Dave Chappelle is Ralph’s entry into comedy
41:51 Eddie Murphy + Chris Rock + Patrice are special
44:37 Online will let the talented succeed
48:42 People being nice is suspicious
55:02 Check Ralph Barbosa on Entrenos [HBO]
58:19 Ralph Leaves - Elon Musk jelly of Joe Biden?
01:00:47 Andrew’s mom kissed another man?
01:03:53 Moms weren’t getting RINSED
01:07:03 Back to Biden - fake humble
01:09:50 Control your troops - shouldn’t be leaking
01:11:40 Did Islam Makhachev use an IV?
01:17:49 Incredible fight: scoring + pound for pound
01:26:14 Billboard’s Rap list + Nicki Minaj might deserve her place
01:38:37 Super Bowl was rigged
01:40:13 Trains should never crash
01:42:58 Are there more poison cargo or people trains?
01:54:20 Andrew watching and playing The Last of Us
01:56:18 TLoU Episode 5 discussion
02:00:50 Best place to hide during Zombie outbreak?
02:01:23 Camp Gagnon’s next episode - free diver insane story
02:03:00 Raiding camps or hurricanes - which would you pick?
02:05:25 Alexx would rather become a zombie + The Bloater