337 episodes
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Forever Dog
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4.8 • 37 Ratings
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks
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Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.
Music by PSOVOD and tyops.
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283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals
Root beer milk and a great time coffin coffin thumbs up
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282: Reviews of Groupons
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281: Reviews of Mattress Stores
We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended.
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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy
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280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences
This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned!
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279: Review of Paint and Sips
Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law.
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Customer Reviews
extremely entertaining
i love xandy as he is my favourite vegan queerbaiting podcast host. xtine is ok i guess. my favourite recurring character is juni (cat). my partner has been featured on the pod many times. good show!
New favorite
My new favorite podcast, I’m getting good at holding back the laughter while listening to it at work, but sometimes it doesn’t work and my colleagues now think I’m weird, 1 star!
My husband hates your podcast…
…but I love it!
I like to listen to funny things before I go to sleep, so I put on my headphones, climbed under the covers, and pressed play. I should mention that my husband was already sound asleep,
It is so hard to minimize a guffaw! It just came out as a loud snort. Husband woke up, I took the opportunity to laugh out loud. Words were said. I have to listen to your podcast during the day now.
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