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Part two of our holiday episode: the story of The Nutcracker Ballet. Spanish chocolates, Arabian coffee, Chinese tea... are these character dances or favored imports of 19th century Russia? What's your favorite version of The Nutcracker?

'Tis the season again! Take a crack at this old household tool, folksy doll and unusual fairytale. Forewarning, once you've broken Crackatook, watch for Queen Mouserinks on your seventh step back. 

Welcome to the junglepen! Watch out for that tree! But don't worry, you have a strong (pen)pack of women to protect you. 🌿🦟🌿🦍🌿🦜🌿
 
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Halloween has crept up once again! Time to turn off the lights, lean in, and turn up the sound.... Happy Hallowpens! 

Grab yer ponies and high tail it to the ole saloon. Time to kick up them boots, grab an Old Orchard and listen in to one of yer favorite shows. :Insert whiplash sound effect here: 

Our topic is relevant to the events happening now, and we are unhappy about that (and did not plan for it). Does she have autonomy? Is her right to exist and make her own choices reflected in law? Is she a witch? 
 
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