Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Joeba Fett & Ripley Scott (The Slurred Kind LLC)
Podcast Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!

  1. 6 Daquiri’s of Kevin Bacon

    3. SEPT.

    6 Daquiri’s of Kevin Bacon

    In this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every actor to Kevin Bacon. Along the way, they tackle their usual whacky Hyperspace Headlines and introduce a brand new special segment - NSFAQ, or Not-So-Frequently-Asked-Questions, where they answer fan mail with their signature humor and charm. Grab your bacon strips and get ready for a connected journey through space and cinema! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: ​https://wtop.com/trending-now/2024/07/an-arizona-museum-tells-the-stories-of-ancient-animals-through-their-fossilized-poop/​https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/07/german-navy-still-uses-8-inch-floppy-disks-working-on-emulating-a-replacement/#:~:text=The%20German%20Navy%20is%20working,by%20Tom's%20Hardware%20on%20ThursdaySpecial Segment of The Day: The Oracle of Bacon https://oracleofbacon.org/ NSFAQ: Fan Mail 3 Different Pieces of Fan Mail Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

    58 Min.
  2. Nazca Nightcaps: The Inside Poop on Peru's Greatest Mystery

    5. AUG.

    Nazca Nightcaps: The Inside Poop on Peru's Greatest Mystery

    In our most recent  and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gungan and a space motel. As Ripley sets the record straight, the duo explores the ancient civilization's topographical drawings, delving into the theories and mysteries surrounding these enigmatic geoglyphs. Tune in for our usual wacky Hyperspace Headlines and join us for a wild ride through ancient history, intergalactic tom-foolery, and plenty of laughs. Remember, Dimension Hoppers, Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/elephant-oracle-euro-2024-0729ac20a150fba2d049be9151877ae8 https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2024-06-07/youtuber-charged-for-having-a-helicopter-blast-a-lamborghini-with-fireworks-authorities-say https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-claims-mr-monopoly-birthdate-4-20-69-during-arrest Today’s Banter Beacon: History & Theories of The Nazca Lines An ancient form of human communication? Or a giant infant celestial’s doodles… https://www.machutravelperu.com/blog/nazca-lines-theories Special Segment: Nzac Line Trivia Joeba & Ripley Play a Game of ‘Guess What’! Laugh Alert: Art of the Gods Joeba & Ripley Draw Their Own! Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Special Guest: Skondo Carlrissian Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Capt. Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

    43 Min.
  3. X-Tremely Tipsy: Part Two (Deadly Double Shots)

    23. JULI

    X-Tremely Tipsy: Part Two (Deadly Double Shots)

    In this action-packed continuation of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley face the suspenseful task of discovering Zero's fate as a former Weapon XII experiment. As they approach the mutant sanctuary of Genosha, they continue with their usual bouts of hyperspace headline hilarity. Alongside notable guest Robert Mancuso, the crew also embarks on a journey through the cosmos of comic book history, discussing the top 25 team-ups that have defined the genre. Will Zero be decommissioned by the infamous X-Men, or will the crew of the Black Swirl find a way to save their beloved droid? Take a double shot of laughter as we “plunge” into our Tipsy-Two parter! (See what we did there, Zero?) Today’s Hyperspace Headlines https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/2024/07/02/flying-objects-and-shrunken-heads-world-ufo-day-feted-amid-surge-in-sightings-government-denials/ https://www.odditycentral.com/news/husband-uses-drone-to-catch-wife-cheating-on-him-with-her-boss.html Celestial Small Talk:  Most Infamous Duos in The Comic Cosmos https://www.cbr.com/best-comic-duos/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Special Guest: Actor, Author, & Entrepreneur; Robert Ben III Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

    1 Std. 10 Min.
  4. X-Tremely Tipsy: Part One (Weapons of Mass Distraction)

    3. JULI

    X-Tremely Tipsy: Part One (Weapons of Mass Distraction)

    Get ready for an action-packed adventure that practically leaped off the pages of a comic book on this episode of CESK! Joeba and Ripley find themselves on an unplanned mission to return stolen property to the X-Men on Genosha. As they navigate this unexpected twist, Joeba's newfound obsession with Wolverine's persona adds a hilarious layer of chaos. Joining them is special guest Robert Mancuso, who shares his passion for comics, his experiences at comic cons, and the famous personalities he's encountered. Dive deep into the secrets of the Weapon X program and the fate of Zero-Frux, a.k.a. "Weapon XII - The Poopshoot." Will they successfully rendezvous with the X-Men, or will their antics derail the mission? Tune in for some comic-infused cocktails of humor and intrigue, and remember - stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: •https://apnews.com/article/twins-home-run-celebration-sausage-291c56eb2dc803df89eb9d23042b645a •https://people.com/oklahoma-man-killed-friend-believed-wanted-feed-bigfoot-8635532 Banter Beacon Clip: Deep Dive Into The Weapon X Program https://screenrant.com/weapon-x-wolverine-deadpool-mutants/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Special Guest: Actor, Author, & Entrepreneur; Robert Ben III Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind

    55 Min.
  5. Freaky Frequencies & Creepy Cocktails

    14. JUNI

    Freaky Frequencies & Creepy Cocktails

    In this spine-tingling episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley embark on an adventure to hack their droid ZERO for some free radio, only to stumble upon something far creepier. Their attempt at interstellar piracy is interrupted by Bon Solo, a mysterious traveler from another dimension whose ship, the Space Bee, has malfunctioned. Bon joins the hosts in an episode filled with eerie discussions about electronic voice phenomena (EVP). Together, they explore the history of EVP, and listen to infamous recordings! Hyperspace Headlines https://www.pendletontimespost.com/2024/05/02/divorced-ghost-continues-to-stalk-his-ex-wife/ https://apnews.com/article/tacos-burritos-mexicanstyle-sandwiches-29b5b9351365bf5dabc6e520fe66e970 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-gets-realistic-picture-boat-painted-fence-designed-hide-rcna151928 Today’s Banter Beacon:  A History of EVPs https://www.liveabout.com/all-about-electronic-voice-phenomena-evp-2594007 7 Must-Hear EVPs https://theparanormalperiodical.tumblr.com/post/187094711519/ghosts-caught-on-audio-the-7-recordings-and-evps Special Segment of the Day: A Haunting Aboard The Swirl 😱 Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Meta - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 Special Guest: Captain Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

    1 Std. 2 Min.
  6. Intergalactic Cheers: Where Every Species Knows Your Name

    16. MAI

    Intergalactic Cheers: Where Every Species Knows Your Name

    In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompting banter about the quirks of different species. Amidst the chaos, they navigate through hyperspace headlines and play a game of "Would You Rather," all while enjoying the eclectic atmosphere of the club. As the night progresses, they reflect on their adventures aboard the Black Swirl, ending with a humorous exchange amidst the diverse crowd. Tune into the dimension where everyone knows your name - Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind! Hyperspace Headlines:  https://nypost.com/2023/11/22/lifestyle/woman-throws-gender-reveal-party-for-second-rag-doll-child/ https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/ap-top-news/2024/04/17/a-vehicle-backfiring-startled-a-circus-elephant-into-a-montana-street-she-still-performed-monday Today’s Banter Beacon:  Intergalactic Species Alotica  Would You Rather: Intergalactic Culturally Insenstive Edition Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

    44 Min.
  7. Hollywood Pils

    8. MAI

    Hollywood Pils

    Joining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," their filmmaking session quickly spirals into chaos, with Ripley grumbling about his monster role and Zero's method acting leading to unexpected consequences. Despite the mishaps, the crew finds humor in the situation, sharing hilarious anecdotes and jokes as they reflect on their misadventures. As they prepare to dock at the next spaceport, they realize that the best stories are the ones filled with laughter and unexpected twists. With camaraderie and fun, the crew proves that even disasters can be entertaining when you have the right company. So until next time, Dimension Hoppers, stay slurred and keep those camera’s rolling! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://t.co/Fx0rOqKxQO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13340067/amp/british-seagull-boy-wins-european-gull-screeching-competition.html https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a60583734/purple-alien-life/# Today’s Celestial Small Talk: 20(ish) Questions With Parson Brown Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 Special Guest: Parson Brown The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup

    56 Min.

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Step aboard The Black Swirl dimension hoppers, your ticket to the Anti-Matter Minute! The dimension in which the minutes of the day don’t matter. Join your cosmic guides Joeba Fett, co-pilot Ripley Scott, and their quirky waste droid Zero Frux, as they navigate the unknown and delve into mind-bendingly absurd news articles each week. So strap in and prepare for light-speed laughter, as we embark on a journey through the bizarre and bewildering all the while exploring new themes and special segments that'll keep you chuckling through hyperspace! Welcome to Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!

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