Ashley's Garbage Paradise: Season 2 Episode 7

Episode 7 gives us the gift of this convo between Jo and Slade: Slade: “We got invited to Fergie’s album release party!” Jo: “I’m moving to LA with JJ and you aren’t coming” Iconic!! When Jeana brings a dog trainer to their house we find out that not only is Matt a dick to his entire family but also to their dogs, Tammy goes on a blind date with a weirdo, and Ashley continues to be irresponsible with the townhouse but George is helping Lauri lay down the LAW. Finally, Vicki invites an astrologer to a party with the other housewives which ends with her shrieking about how it’s all her horoscope and she’s "not a freak”. We beg to differ.