That Sounds Funny

Keith Heltsley
That Sounds Funny Podcast

People often ask us about being blind, and how we do the things we do. Our anchor segment features a facet of the adaptive skills we learned from the Blindness Rehab Center (BRC). We discuss various specialized products that blind people use as a prosthetic, as well as simple ways to adapt to the world around us and in the home. Along the way we have some fun telling funny life stories, share unusual news items, top 10 lists, and even letters from listeners. Leave us ratings, reviews, blah blah blah. But feel free to tell us your funny life story, ask a question, or suggest a topic you want to hear about. Our goal is to keep the conversation family-friendly, fun, and humorous. Language may drift to the childish, but kept as clean as possible. Some topics may not be geared to children, so parental guidance is preferred.

  1. 4 DAYS AGO

    It’s Happening in the bedroom and kitchen. (201)

    Quick recap The team shared personal experiences, discussed various topics including politics, celebrities, and classic movies, and played a guessing game. They also engaged in a lively discussion about words, their meanings, and pronunciations, and shared reactions to unusual bed designs from history. Lastly, they discussed the use of a talking microwave, proper plugging of devices, and the importance of respecting partners’ interests. Summary Keith shared his grandchildren’s experiences with a hurricane in Alabama, and he also discussed a book he read about JD Vance. Jill watched a documentary about Ronald Reagan’s life and his debate with Mondale, noting the differences between political debates then and now. They also discussed the high cost of organic milk, personal experiences with raising chickens, and the idea of getting goats as a natural lawnmower. The conversation also touched on the tax implications of winning prizes, as well as the upcoming holidays. After Terry shares his list of birthdays, they also played a game of “Guess the Year” presenting a series of events that occurred in the same year, such as the San Francisco 49ers defeating the Broncos in the Super Bowl, the opening of the first McDonald’s in Moscow, and Buster Douglas defeating Mike Tyson in a boxing match. Jill’s input was also included in the guessing game, as they debated various historical events like the year smoking was banned on US domestic flights, the launch of the Hubble Space Telescope, the closure of the musical “A Chorus,” and the release of Windows 3.1. We share a variety of news stories including world record events, elephants, tigers and more. Jill’s Weird Words Keith, Jill, and Terry engaged in a lively discussion about various words, their meanings, and pronunciations. They debated the terms “Eniac” and “Ennead”, with Keith suggesting “Ennead” could refer to a set of nine. Jill introduced the word “Gamesome”, which they agreed meant playful and merry. The conversation also touched on college football games, with Terry expressing his dislike for the excessive coverage during weekends. They clarified the meaning of “autopsy” as seeing something with one’s own eyes, not performing an autopsy on oneself. They also discussed the term “deliquescent”, which means becoming liquid or melting, and its relation to pastries. The team used humor and personal anecdotes to illustrate their points, sharing experiences related to words like “prehensile” and “vertiginous”. The conversation ended with the team moving on to Terry’s top 10 list. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry discussed various unusual beds from history, including the Great Bed of Ware, a box bed, and a bed designed by Thomas Jefferson. Keith and Jill shared their reactions and thoughts on these beds. The conversation also touched on inventions like a Murphy bed, and a self-making bed. The conversation ended with a humorous comment from Keith about the rotating bed’s design and a shared experience from Jill about a round bed for her daughters. Terry, Keith, and Jill continue to discussed various unusual bed designs aimed at addressing safety concerns for babies, such as suspended crib-like cages and structures with bars to prevent rolling over and smothering. They considered the practicalities of using these beds, including how the mother could breastfeed through the bars or cage openings. The conversation also touched on Murphy beds that fold up against the wall and whether gravity would help keep sheets in place. Anchor Topic The topic of the day is living skills, but first we have an update. Jill shared an update about the computers she had been waiting for, which could take up to a month to arrive. Keith encouraged listeners to donate computers to th...

    2h 7m
  2. 13 SEPT

    Pickle Juice! Pickle Juice! (200)

    Quick recap The team discussed various topics, including funny stories, birthdays, and a property for sale in California. They also shared details about a world record set by a group of bowlers, strange noises heard from the Starliner capsule, and the meanings of various words. The conversation ended with discussions about living skills, the process of applying for a computer for the visually impaired, and personal experiences with technology and humor. Summary Keith, Terry, and Jill Conversations and Experiences Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various topics. Keith shared a funny story about Marcus spending the whole day sleeping at his girlfriend’s house. Jill shared her experience with her husband, George, who built her a porch swing but had to figure out how to detach it from the saw horses. Keith also mentioned his new iPhone lanyard, which allows him to wear his phone around his neck. Terry was set to share some birthdays, but the details were not provided in the transcript. Celebrity Birthdays and Mad Libs Game Terry discussed various individuals’ birthdays and ages, including celebrities like Beyonce, and Roger Waters. Keith and Jill also participated in the discussion, correcting some ages and sharing additional information. Towards the end, Keith and Jill played a game involving Mad Libs, where they had to fill in different word forms like nouns and adjectives. California Property Discussion and Speculation The group discussed a property for sale in California, which is a 645 square feet bungalow over 50 years old. The property is listed for half a million dollars, which was considered expensive by the group. They speculated that the property might have been owned by a movie star or was featured in the TV show “2 and a half men”. The group also discussed the size of the property, noting that it was not very big, and that it might be a starter house for a small family. Museum Vase Incident, Bowling Record Attempt, Mascot Decapitation, and Space Station Noises Keith shared a story about a 4-year-old child accidentally breaking a 3,500-year-old bronze age vase at a museum, highlighting the museum’s decision to present certain objects without protective glass for public accessibility. Terry then shared details about a quartet of bowlers in Louisville, Kentucky, who set a world record by rolling 2,032 consecutive strikes in a 24-hour period, suggesting the Mcab blind bowlers attempt to break this record. Jill shared a story about a man decapitating the statue of Bob, the mascot of Bob’s Big Boy restaurant in California, after crashing into it with his car. Lastly, NASA astronauts on the International Space Station, reported hearing strange pulsating noises resembling sonar pings emanating from the Starliner capsule before it was set to return to Earth on autopilot. Exploring Word Meanings and Clarifications Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed the meanings of various words. The term “bent hick” referred to a person bent over by a whiskey still. Jill introduced “pertinent” as something related to a lifestyle, and “accessory” as an item associated with it, like a purse or belt. Jill also introduced “coyacious”, but its meaning was unclear. The team clarified “occlude” as obstructing or closing something. The meeting humorously ended with Keith preparing to use the word “prude”. Exploring Words and Weather Terms The team discussed various words and their meanings, with Jill’s words being “sapient” (intelligence or wisdom), “kinesis” (movement or kinetic energy), and “autogenous” (self-generating or arising from within). They also briefly discussed a movie, “Multiplicity,” and a potential visit to a Beetlejuice movie. Terry revealed his top 10 list of words,

    1h 42m
  3. 5 SEPT

    Terry’s Hot Steaming News. (199)

    Quick recap The team discussed various words and their meanings, shared personal anecdotes, and humorously discussed upcoming holidays and birthdays. Lastly, Keith demonstrated the Be My Eyes app, which connects blind users with sighted volunteers for assistance, and the potential of AI to identify objects in images and read documents. Summary To get things started, Jill shares her mosquito-filled camping trip, while Terry talks about reading Richard Cunningham’s biography “The Boys” and a show on animals passing gas. They also discuss the difficulties child actors faced with crooked teeth, like Clint Howard. Big news! Apple Vis Podcast’s Returns! Keith and Terry discussed the return of Apple Vis, a podcast and website that provides support for blind people. They noted that Apple Vis had stepped back but was now back in operation, with plans to update their content and make show notes available in multiple languages. Keith also mentioned that Thomas Dondville, a prominent figure in the blindness community, had been involved in the podcast’s return. Random Topic after the conversation shifted to birthdays, we get busy with our random topic of the week. We discussed a list of upcoming movies, speculating about their titles and meanings. Keith and Jill tried to decipher the meaning of “Charlie Tango,” while also discussing various movie plots, including a thriller about a magical raincoat and a fantasy involving a white dragon. The conversation ended with Keith suggesting they move on to other topics. This Week in the News Terry brings us a news item that speculated about people using tents to hide their actions and the province’s recent investment in new bathrooms for the beach. The conversation then shifted to Jill’s story about Ikea hosting a slumber party in Sweden to study how different decor, lighting, and pillows affect sleep. They also discussed a news story about a chicken parade in Des Moines, Iowa, which led to changes in city restrictions. Keith mentioned a new rule allowing roosters but requiring licensing of chickens and set up a process for dealing with nuisance animals. Terry keeps on taking a dump on our news when he shared two stories about sewage blockages in England, one caused by a “fat bird” and the other speculated to be due to excessive pooping. Note: our AI secretary always had it right. There were two stories, but the Eagle was full of it, and had nothing to do with the sewer. Let’s just say that if you’re a raccoon in his vicinity, you might want to be afraid. Jill then introduced a topic about Trader Joe’s seeking a “pumpkin spice pundit” to taste-test their pumpkin spice products. Keith and Terry discussed the restrictions on marijuana businesses in Ohio, particularly regarding signage and the sale of food and drinks. Terry and Keith also discussed a French museum in Marseille that welcomes visitors to go all natural at designated times while visiting exhibits on Naturism. Jill’s Weird Words The team discussed various words and their meanings, with humor and personal anecdotes. They started with “TanTivi”, with Keith humorously describing the former and Terry humorously linking it to Donald Trump’s tanning habits. They also discussed “Izzat” and “izzat,” with Keith identifying the former as a reference to Izod and Terry humorously linking the latter to ZZ Top’s song “I’m Tired (At) Texas.” The conversation ended with the team still trying to figure out the meaning of “Tantiby.” Jill and Keith also discussed various words such as “astern,” “penumbra,” “napery,” “melliferous,” “hermetic,” “cabil,” and “fossick,” with Keith often providing insightful interpretations.

    1h 45m
  4. 30 AUG

    That’s Not a Watermelon. (198)

    Quick recap Keith, Terry, and Jill engaged in a wide-ranging discussion covering various topics including health risks from honey and the upcoming milestone of their 200th podcast episode. They also shared personal anecdotes, while also delving into the meanings and origins of various words. Lastly, the challenges of being visually impaired were addressed. Summary in our opening remarks, Keith, Terry, and Jill engaged in a wide-ranging discussion covering various topics. They talked about potential health risks from consuming honey, the upcoming milestone of their 200th podcast episode, and Jill’s past as a stripper. Wait! What? It is not what it seems, solicited in and you will learn the explanation’s Lastly, they shared personal anecdotes, including Jill’s story about her daughter’s school and Terry’s tips on pool maintenance, which led to a discussion about pool-related hazards and a persistent squirrel problem. Random Topic after Terry gives his weekly birthday run down, we shifted the conversation to holidays for our random topic. They focused on September 1, identifying various national and international observance days, including Appreciation Day for construction and code staff, Chicken Boy Day, Ginger Cat Appreciation Day, National Acne Positivity Day, and International Cabernet Day. The team also touched on awareness months such as Animal Pain Awareness Month, Happy Cat Month, and Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. News of the Week Terry led off with a story about a Korean airline discontinuing serving Ramen noodles due to burning incidents, and replacing it with snack options. Jill shared a story about a French actor’s dog being given a second chance at life after its owner’s death. Another story was shared by Keith, and involved a 9-year-old boy who was reported missing but was later found playing hooky on the rooftop of his family’s apartment building. We have more unusual news that relate to: robots, watermelons, and drug programs. Be sure to listen and a don’t miss any of our fund news. Jill’s Weird Words For those new to the podcasts, are weird words segment is where we play a word game, attempting to guess the meaning of those words that Jill handpicks for us. Terry and Keith are seldom right, but that’s the point and find of the game. Here is a few of the words she springs on us this week. “Naches” and “volunary.” We learned that ‘vulnerary’ has nothing to do with foot and mouth disease, and discussed the potential meanings of ‘bibelot’ and ‘simulacrum’. They also clarified the meanings of ‘spatulate’, ‘peptic’, ‘gallery’, and ‘glare’, and shared personal anecdotes to further illustrate their misunderstanding of these words. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry led the way by sharing a humorous list of one-liners about aging. Anchor Topic Keith shifted the discussion to communications, highlighting the importance of clear and efficient communication methods. He also mentioned an upcoming event, the Special Olympics, and encouraged the team to tune in for the coverage. Email Keith reads an email from a listener who had high hopes of dating the woman who lived across the street. As usual, we wrap everything up was our final thoughts. AI-generated content edited by Keith to make more sense. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast brings you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1h 33m
  5. 23 AUG

    Animated Animals. (197)

    Quick recap The team engaged in a variety of light-hearted discussions, including personal anecdotes, humorous stories, and playful explorations of animal-related words and their meanings. They also delved into more serious topics such as recent health issues, family situations, and the impact of animated shows on viewers. Additionally, they discussed the use of mobility devices, a humorous incident involving a groundhog, and the potential for improving these devices. Summary To get started, Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various topics including Terry’s recent health issues, his new prosthetic shoes, and Jill’s recent experience with the Muni. They also shared humorous anecdotes, such as Terry’s story about his water shoes causing a coffee spill and Jill’s suggestion of using a non-spilling cup to prevent such incidents. The conversation also touched on the Democratic Convention, with Keith mentioning his intention to watch old TV shows, but acknowledging his busy schedule. Random Topic Keith led a discussion where the team played a game of guessing movie titles based on brief descriptions. Or so or AI companion thinks. Our movie review game is where we read the title, then make up a description. Some of the suggested movies included “Art of the Hit,” “Bad Boys, Ride or Die,” and Sea Level 3: Dolphin Boy, an animated film about a dolphin befriending a lost baby. Jill humorously suggested a movie idea about a squirrel meeting a blind person. Terry briefly mentioned dealing with power issues during the conversation. In the News this Week The team engaged in a light-hearted discussion about various news topics including a tortoise named Fred who escaped from an Arizona ranch, a 19-year-old panda named Ying Yang who gave birth to twins, and the challenges faced by newborns, particularly the female cub. The conversation also included humorous exchanges about the speed and movement of tortoises and pandas, a pregnant woman who went into labor unexpectedly, and a record-breaking taco-eating event in Mexico. The discussion provided a break from more serious subjects. Jill’s Weird Words The team engaged in a light-hearted discussion about animal-related words and their meanings, with Jill providing explanations for various terms such as ‘bunting’, ‘bink’, and ‘flemon’. They also explored the differences between brumation and hibernation, with Jill explaining that brumation is a more relaxed state while hibernation is a deep sleep. The conversation included humorous discussions about dogs and their behavior, and the team seemed to enjoy the playful exploration of these animal-related words and their meanings. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a list of ten cartoons that caused real-life controversies, sparking a discussion involving Keith and Jill. The group examined various issues, including The Simpsons’ portrayal of the Indian character Aapu, South Park’s depiction of the Prophet Muhammad, and a character with Down syndrome in a show by Seth McFarlane. Keith defended the principle of acting and voicing characters of different races and cultures, while Terry clarified certain aspects of the controversies surrounding popular cartoons like SpongeBob SquarePants and The Powerpuff Girls. Anchor Topic: Exploring Mobility Assistance Devices and Organization Terry shared his experience using a Rollator for mobility assistance, discussing its features like folding for storage, handgrips, and brakes. Keith suggested potential modifications like adding windshield wipers and a headlight to simulate cane usage. They explored a new mobility device with zippered compartments that can be pushed or pulled, and discussed improving it with a cup holder. Email: Groundhog’s Claw Machine Adventure Keith shared a humorous story emailed in from a listener...

    1h 50m
  6. 15 AUG

    Home Economics. (196)

    Quick recap The team shared personal experiences and engaged in light-hearted discussions about various topics including recent events, and potential benefits of having a personal assistant. They also explored unusual words, discussed unusual and embarrassing ways people died, and touched on practical topics such as the role of a rehab counselor and shopping experiences. The conversation ended with humorous anecdotes and a call to action for listeners to spread the word about the podcast. Summary Muni Experiences and Personal Anecdotes Jill shared her recent experiences at the Muni, including attending a delayed performance of “In the Heights” and an injury sustained by one of her companions. They also discussed their personal anecdotes, such as Terry’s plan to use flex tape on his swimming pool, his search for his stepdaughter’s birthday party location, and a GPS mishap that led them to someone’s house. Random topic After Terry’s birthdays, our random topic features icebreaker questions. Sit back and get ready to learn more about your hosts. Terry imagined being a supernatural creature like a centaur or Sagittarius. Jill briefly joined but was muted due to background noise. In another question, Terry said he would swap places with Donald Trump to transfer funds to his bank account. Jill shared she disliked her name and would choose “Anya” if renaming herself. Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed the potential benefits of having a personal assistant for tasks such as cooking, cleaning, and running errands, especially as they age. They also shared personal experiences and light-hearted discussions about hypothetical expertise and news, including a story about a California man who won a free ticket to Disneyland in 1985 and was able to use it 39 years later. Lastly, they talked about an odd news story about two kangaroos that escaped from a prison in the Czech Republic, which they found strange and amusing. Unusual Topics and Weird News The group, including Jill and Terry, engaged in a light-hearted discussion about various unusual topics. They talked about a sunken ship near the Swedish island of Olive, which is considered a cemetery and has led to complex rules surrounding salvaging. They also discussed the installation of toilet timers in a Chinese public restroom and the acquisition of the world’s longest shoelace by the City Museum in St. Louis. Jill’s Weird Words Keith, Terry, and Jill engaged in a lively discussion about unusual and interesting words. They explored the meanings of words such as ‘effulgent’, ‘Hibernian’, and ‘coloratura’, as well as the origins and connotations of these words. The group also delved into the concept of an ‘inglenook’, a warm space near a fireplace, and discussed the term ‘polyhistor’, which refers to a person with many areas of expertise. Other topics included the definition of ‘lacuna’, which refers to an unfilled space in a manuscript or book, and the concept of ‘vouchsafe’, which means to stand by or support someone in a trustworthy manner. Lastly, they discussed the term ‘scur’, which means to move rapidly with a whirling sound. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a list of ten unusual and embarrassing ways people died, with Keith and Jill providing reactions and comments. The list included cases such as Christy Alley’s parents dying in a car accident on their way to a Halloween party, a serial killer accidentally stabbing himself, Troy Leanne’s escape from death row only to be killed in a bar fight, Hans Steenburgen tripping on his beard and falling down a flight of stairs, Gary Hoyer’s fatal demonstration of a window’s strength, Michael Jenner choking to death on a 5-inch fish, and a man being attacked and killed by a beaver while trying to take ...

    1h 42m
  7. 1 AUG

    Farewell AppleVis. (194)

    Quick recap Keith, Jill, and Terry engaged in a series of light-hearted discussions covering a range of topics from personal experiences to current news, including the rediscovery of original Star Trek props and the end of Apple Vis. They also delved into the history and cultural significance of various fads and old-fashioned trends, and played a game of guessing significant events from the 1980s. The conversation was primarily aimed at providing entertainment and a break from more serious discussions. Summary Light-Hearted Discussion on Personal Experiences and Olympics Keith, Jill, and Terry had a light-hearted discussion about personal experiences and humorous anecdotes. They shared stories about recent events such as Jill’s baby food eating game and Keith’s foot doctor appointment. The conversation also touched on the ongoing 2024 Paris Olympics, with Terry providing updates on the US team’s performance and the inclusion of unconventional sports. Terry provided a detailed rundown of notable birthdays. Keith, Terry, and Jill engaged in a fun game of guessing significant events from the 1980s. They discussed various topics such as Michael Jackson’s hair catching on fire during a Pepsi commercial, the first embryo transfer for one woman to another resulting in a live birth, and the first successful space shuttle Challenger landing at Kennedy Center. The team also shared personal anecdotes related to the events they were discussing. In the news this week: Star Trek Props, Wienermobile, and Pancake Incident The group discussed the rediscovery of two original Star Trek props, a communicator and a phaser, which had been lost for 50 years and were found in the possession of a recently deceased prop industry worker. The items, previously used by William Shatner, were set to be auctioned off later in the year. Additionally, there were discussions about a Wienermobile crashing on a suburban highway near Chicago and an incident in which a man, later identified as Matthew Pancake, was arrested for breaking into multiple stores, including a pet store and a shoe store. Pancake was found with a pair of hamsters and a leopard-skin onesie. The group also engaged in a light-hearted discussion about purchasing onesies and hamsters. Additional news topics included: The Paralympic achievements of Kanya Sessor, the challenges of balancing in a handstand, and animal behavior. Additionally, they discussed a humorous case of a persistent seagull named Stephen Siegel who has been shoplifting bags of potato chips from a convenience store in Dorset, England, for about six years. Jill’s Weird Words Keith, Jill, and Terry engaged in a light-hearted discussion about unusual and fun words, with Jill introducing several words such as ‘cattywampus’, ‘bum fizzle’, and ‘Witter some’. The group also speculated on the meanings of some of these words, and the conversation touched on the concept of a ‘quagmire’. Additionally, the group explored the differences between ‘lollygagging’, ‘malarkey’, and ‘pumpernickel’, among others. The playful use of language seemed to be enjoyed by all participants. Terry’s Top 10 List Keith, Jill, and Terry engaged in a light-hearted discussion about old-fashioned trends, with Terry presenting a list that included walking with a limp, flagpole sitting, and swallowing goldfish. They delved into the history and popularity of these trends, as well as the potential risks and rewards associated with them. Additionally, they initiated a conversation about the capacity of phone booths, with Keith and Jill speculating about the maximum number of people that could fit in a standard-sized booth. Terry shared that the current record holder was a group of 25 people from South Africa, but also noted that comfort and breathing deeply might be co...

    1h 31m

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People often ask us about being blind, and how we do the things we do. Our anchor segment features a facet of the adaptive skills we learned from the Blindness Rehab Center (BRC). We discuss various specialized products that blind people use as a prosthetic, as well as simple ways to adapt to the world around us and in the home. Along the way we have some fun telling funny life stories, share unusual news items, top 10 lists, and even letters from listeners. Leave us ratings, reviews, blah blah blah. But feel free to tell us your funny life story, ask a question, or suggest a topic you want to hear about. Our goal is to keep the conversation family-friendly, fun, and humorous. Language may drift to the childish, but kept as clean as possible. Some topics may not be geared to children, so parental guidance is preferred.

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