296 episodes

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast Everybody Hates Rand

    • Comedy

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

    Episode 292: The Cringe to Gay Forsaken Spectrum

    Episode 292: The Cringe to Gay Forsaken Spectrum

    Ch. 22–23 may make real Wheel of Time scholars out of us. We talk about the Shemandreds, a "Phantom Menace" Version of Demandred, how Lanfear's Job Here Is Done, the Failed Evil Plans Badge, and Moiraine's AK-47.

    • 47 min
    Episode 291: Jingle Jangle It's the Dark One

    Episode 291: Jingle Jangle It's the Dark One

    He's just a little guy! Anyway, for ch. 20–21, we're Going Off the Map (in a bad way). Also, Demandred Is a Dumpling, Egg's Got That Dog in Her, It's Lobotomy Tent: Part Two, and Androl Fails to Ocean's Eleven Us. 
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    • 42 min
    Episode 290: Happy Pride to Bald Hair

    Episode 290: Happy Pride to Bald Hair

    Okay, his name's Baldhere, but Bald Hair is funnier. For ch. 18–19, we talk about how Everybody Hates Jonny Fairplay, the Definition of Tragedy, Rand's Identity Theft, Agelmar Almost Using the Pope Slur, Gawyn's Incest Panic, and Mat's Princess Diaries Moment.

    • 41 min
    Episode 289: R.I.P. Deepe

    Episode 289: R.I.P. Deepe

    For ch. 16–17, we go through some of Wheel of Time's Worst Hits: Grass and Manslaughter (It's Ecofascism!), He's Got That Horse In Him, Dark One Gunk, Min's Two Tasks, and Rand's Orpheus Swag. It's a cringe compilation, y'all.
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    • 45 min
    Episode 288: R.I.P. Rand's Hand (But Not Mat's Eye)

    Episode 288: R.I.P. Rand's Hand (But Not Mat's Eye)

    Those disability politics just can't be consistent, huh? For ch. 14–15, we talk about Sidekick Gaul, Getting ROOTED, Willpower Saving the Day, A Bit of Actual Romance, and Don't It Always Seem to Go?

    • 45 min
    Episode 287: R.I.P. Perrin's 94 Dead Relatives

    Episode 287: R.I.P. Perrin's 94 Dead Relatives

    For ch. 11–13, we talk about Mmsexy Tingling, Retconning Mat's Time in Ebou Dar, Mazrim Taim's Supervillain Resume (he got the job!), Lanfear Closure, Padan Fain Un-Closure, the Trolloc Meat Grinder, and the Hater Zone.
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    • 43 min

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