Bonus: It wasn't my fault, I have ADHD.

Terence auditions the world's best and brightest to tell his story, from Bruce Buffer to Dolly Parton, and Booker T.

Calvin goes on the warpath against the creeping influence of golf on working class communities.

Terence aims high and dreams of becoming the Olympic champion of having a knock.

There's more going on to Terry's list of films to watch and podcasts to listen to, but there's fading hope he'll ever find the time.