The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke
The Useless Hotline

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 3 DAYS AGO

    Max & George Take A Lie Detector Test! George Spills Dating Rumours...

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
  2. 17 NOV

    Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 11m
  3. 10 NOV

    Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  4. 3 NOV

    Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 24m
  5. 27 OCT

    The Boys Argue For 57 Minutes

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min
  6. 20 OCT

    The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 5m
  7. 13 OCT

    Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 1m
  8. 6 OCT

    ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl  Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@max_balegde  George’s YouTube:  https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1  George’s TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1  Max’s Instagram:  https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=  George’s Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/  Max’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg  George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 34m

Ratings & Reviews

5
out of 5
3 Ratings

About

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR  Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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