BONUS: Post-Election Apathetic Liberal Ranting

Hello Pillers! Post-election bonus content! I've been detained and dehumanized by the government, but I've managed to escape. I've had to enlist the help of a liberal douchebag to get my Truth back on the air, and in exchange I agreed to let him preach his shitty nihilistic gospel to my huge audience. Please bear with him, he is good at technology, so in the end this is a good thing for us.