Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    #152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer

    Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more. Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    2h 35m

  2. 17 MAR

    #151: Christ is King? + Trump Might Really Kill Income Tax + Sam Busted By Cops

    Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain. Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    2h 25m
  3. #150: Trump Tariffs/Crypto Reserve + Sam's Dad Loses Teeth + What's Going On With Epstein Files?

    5 MAR

    #150: Trump Tariffs/Crypto Reserve + Sam's Dad Loses Teeth + What's Going On With Epstein Files?

    The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back! Visit tempomeals.com/BROKENSIM for 60-percent off your first box! Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    2h 16m

  4. 28 FEB

    #149: LA Mayor BUSTED: Prior Knowledge Of Fires? + Kennedy Leaving LucasFilm! + Trump's Gold Card

    The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more! Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    2 hr
  5. #148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches

    23 FEB

    #148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches

    We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation! Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    1h 52m

  6. 17 FEB

    #147: Kanye Defends Puff, Attacks Chappelle + RFK Jr. Confirmed + Sam Is On Zyn And Squeaking

    Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak. Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15-percent off with the code "BROKEN15" at www.theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN15! Use the code "BROKEN" at www.sheath.com to save big! Get 60-percent off your first box at www.tempomeals.com/brokensim! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    2h 10m

  7. 1 FEB

    #146: Breaking Down DC Plane Crash + Trump Frees Ross Ulbricht + More Shawn Ryan Sketchiness

    We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! Head to cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30% off your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    2h 2m

  8. 20 JAN

    #145: Trump Gets To Work + Sam ROBBED While Home! + Gaza Deal Legit? + XG Calls

    Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

    1h 52m
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