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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride! All served to you dripping in SARCASM

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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride! All served to you dripping in SARCASM

    101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads"

    101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads"

    Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively,  they gave us this gloomy delight.

    Dan Machholz is back; what a goose. 

    Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointy daggers include: 
    Ben's deepthroat technique is improving. Ben is recording in the bath so he can instantly wash off the stink from talking with Dan Machholz. Dan brings up his non-existent podcast again. Is Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton's last hurrah? Ben doesn't care for Dumbos. Taking a leaf out of the Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson book, our schedule will change to a new episode every 3-5 years. Are non-Hammer Horror fans at a disadvantage? Ben & Dan love nothing more than watching someone murder bastard toddlers. Whilst more people clamour for turkey teeth, Ben has booked himself in for a Christoper Walken smile. We long to live in a world that looks as bleak as Sleepy Hollow...Is Star Wars: The Phantom Menace a Halloween film? Was Dan Machholz one of the witches that slipped through the Salem Witch trials net? Is Sleepy Hollow an episode from the Murder She Wrote universe? Ben tears up hearing names like The Widow Winship & Katrina Van Tassel.Through failing hotel wifi, Ben comments profusely about how visually pleasing everything looks. Come on then, which podcaster are you beheading? From Ichabod Crane to Michael Myers, isn't Halloween just the best time of year? Dan insists on digging Tom back up again for more offensive impressions.Have you always wanted to travel the world? Start a Patreon!  

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    • 1 hr 1 min
    6. Get Out (2017) Progressive Racists.

    6. Get Out (2017) Progressive Racists.

    Happy Halloween...In November

    Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season.

    So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon. 

    We like to have fun over there.

    Maybe a little too much.

    Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts to convince you that all October's Patreon proceeds will go to charity & not our 5-star hotel kitty. 

    Topics that will make you want to Get Out for good include: 
    Hello, 1,2, Hello Hello, Ben's a podcaster. Ben's scorching ringpiece politely asks him to call it a day. Did 31 days of Horror Flog kick off this year?Why Fiona's grammar is the spookiest thing you'll see this Halloween.How did you enjoy our Side Series on Serial Killers? Ben requires more Patrons to top up his diarrhoea-inducing tinned tuna fund. No one signed up for our charity Patreon in October...Ben doesn't deserve this. Ben's more progressive than you. The film 'NOPE' gets a big Nope from us. Calling all white dads, do you get nervous around black boyfriends? Fiona needs to remember how to Pick Those Nits! Is Jordan Peele in on the silliness? Hey Jordan, Come Pick These Nits with us! Ben asks the fat old bloke to 'get out.'Is it cool to be a progressive racist? Ben would like to cancel his cis white privileged heterosexual membership. Have you ever lezzed out with Grandma? Ben implores horror characters to put a light on. Is it true what they say about Black people who go up and down stairs? Have you ever noticed Ghostface on your weekly shop? Fiona loves her new social media role. GET IN TOUCH...
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    • 47 min
    100. The Monster Squad (1987)

    100. The Monster Squad (1987)

    Ben's struggles with podcasting on the road continue with The Monster Squad.

    For the non-existent fans. 

    Episode topics discussed that will make you feel like you've been kicked in the nards include:
    We discuss how Dan's woodland frolicking ruined a 5-star opportunity.How do you maintain a podcast when your co-host is nine days behind you? Ben continues to lie through his newfound positive teeth. Remember when you and your mates got excited about renting The Monster Squad for the 57th time...? Did you know Dan had a podcast? Who wants to see it make a comeback...?When will Dan's Canucks Hockey fame increase this podcast's exposure? Does Ben & Dan's relationship resemble the creepy one between Doc Brown & Marty Mcfly? Was Frankenstein's wobbling wedges a problem?  When will Dan break character? Dan's Halloween treat to Ben is I, Frankenstein...Was Duncan's Regehr performance as Dracula dynamite? Ben hopes there is still time to tell Fred Dekker to stay away from Robocop and stick to cheesy horror. Will Ben's newfound positive mindset allow him to accept the Mummy in the closet? Did Pixar take inspiration from Shane Black? Ben implores you never to travel with Dan and his portable DVD player. Will FilmFlogger's basket ever drain? Dan's not precious with films...Dan continues to tarnish Tom's memory with offensive impressions. Fiona ruins the segments by demanding sleep. Give Ben more Patreon money so he can continue redefining the Sopranos. 
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    • 1 hr 1 min
    The Mummy Returns (2001) Halloween Special - CGI-Whinge Fest

    The Mummy Returns (2001) Halloween Special - CGI-Whinge Fest

    Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: CGI.
    The expected 30-minute run time turns out to be wildly ambitious for these waffling pair of c---- (retracted by Sean).

    Ben and Sean try to understand why CGI has become as prevalent as it has by taking on some of the worst CGI imaginable.

    Check Out The Fabulous Sean here: Review It Yourself

    Are You A Tight Arse? 
    Discussion Points:
    -Sean tries to weigh the pros and cons of CGI.
    -Tom Cruise films. 
    -Mummy Action.
    -THAT Scorpion King CGI.
    -The toll stunts have taken on actors/actresses' bodies. 
    Relevant Questions:
    -Did the cost of insuring actors make the rise of CGI inevitable?
    -Are the priorities of modern film-making wrong?
    -Did The Mummy Returns (2001) lose the charm of The Mummy (1999)?
    -Does bad CGI take you out of a film?
    -Was Titanic (1997) the 'last hurrah' for practical effects?
    Irrelevant Questions:
    -Is Ben regretting giving Fiona control of FilmFlogger's Instagram? 
    -Can Sean brighten up Ben's mood?
    -Is Sean's American accent getting any better? 
    -Is Sean's British accent worse?
    -Who is worse, Dakota Fanning or the kid from this film?
    -Has Sean been dreaming about Tom Cruise?
    Quotes:
    -"If you can't make it look good, just leave it alone".
    -"Oh God, I'm going to side with you now; God, it's finally happened".
    -"Lord of the Rings came out the same year"-Ben makes a devastatingly good point. 
    -"Whinge-Fest is probably more appropriate for us".

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    5. The Goonies (1985) Nitpickers Sneak Peek "Hey You Guys!

    5. The Goonies (1985) Nitpickers Sneak Peek "Hey You Guys!

    HEY YOU GUYS!!

    You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50!

    All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons!

    Ben will delve deep into his pocket for every new sign-up and match that tier's cost!

    And the best part?

    You can sign up any time during October, binge all our content and leave before you have to pay anything! 

    It's a win-win! 

    You'd be a complete piece of dog poo if you did that, considering it's for charity, but still, the option is there! 

    Head over to our Patreon to hear the full episode and more reasons why we weren't the biggest fans of Chunk and Co...

    Welcome To NitPickers.

    Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.

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    • 12 min
    99. The Beach (2000)" Never Refuse An Invitation"

    99. The Beach (2000)" Never Refuse An Invitation"

    "The real journey of indie podcasting are the friends we make along the way"...You'd expect Leo to spew this sort of thing out of his mouth during his pretentious quest to find meaning in paradise in Danny Boyle's 2000 film 'The Beach.'

    The Beach was meant to be the first episode to kick off The FilmFloggers World Tour, but then The Queen died, so we (Fiona) thought it a good idea to attempt to profit from Elizabeth's death with our episode on The King's Speech.

    It didn't work.

    Ben can hear you calling.
    He's coming but drowning.
    Swimming further away from Maya Beach and popularity.

    (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
    Ben announces the death of Queen Elizabeth II to the nation Is being dragged into spats with hopeless, 40-something Twitter losers bringing down the tone of the show? Fiona professes her love for Shamrock Rovers. Fiona shows off her deepthroating skills. Thanks for all the support, Irish people. Fiona's one of you. Cunts! Is it the swearing? Ben's breaststroke leads to drowning. Ben never ever turns down an invitation? Even the shit ones. How did Leonardo Dicaprio ruin Ben's chances of stepping on Maya Beach?Do you enjoy international KFC's Full English Breakfasts and twinkies? More hilarious impressions.Do you find us fancy dancy because we go with the traveller's flow? What have Owen Wan-Kenobi & Einstein got to do with this? Ben wishes all his compatriots a warm and happy winter this year. 
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    • 51 min

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18 Ratings

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Hilarious

Really enjoying what I’ve heard so far.

If you like exasperated hosts trying to maintain the will to carry on, this is the pod for you.

Worth looking at their Patreon too.

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Great podcast

Very funny podcast!

Hosts are entertaining and you never know what they are going to come out with next!

Can’t wait for the next episode.

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Hilarious Show!

I love hearing Ben losing his mind whilst desperately trying to steady the sinking ship

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